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Old 03-04-2004, 02:08 AM   #1
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Simpson's Pregnancy Check

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Simpson's Pregnancy Check

Dizzy blonde pop star-turned-reality TV queen Jessica Simpson was so convinced she was pregnant after she reading she was expecting in America's gossip magazines, she insisted on a check-up. The singer admits she fell for the rumors about herself after gossips mistook her longing for a pet dog as a strong hint she was about to become a mum. She says, "I think I said I wanted a dog and people thought I wanted a baby. I began to believe the rumors because I was very very sick. I ended up going to the doctor and being hooked up to an IV. I wasn't pregnant."

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Old 03-04-2004, 02:32 AM   #2
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*checks the article*

Yep, she's blonde!


Disclaimer: ... naah, forget it!

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LOL yeah I saw that on tv. I was like what an idiot!
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Errr, why believe rumors in the first place and I never heard before wanting a dog means a woman is pregnant.
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Wait, she believed rumors about herself?

She just shouldn't be allowed to reproduce...
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Homer Simpson is smarter than Jessica Simpson

Remember, you read it here first!
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Originally posted by fah
Homer Simpson is smarter than Jessica Simpson

What a stupid Bimbo...
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Re: Simpson's Pregnancy Check

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I ended up going to the doctor and being hooked up to an IV. I wasn't pregnant."
Exactly why is an IV necessary to determine pregnancy?

After reading this, I could picture Jessica Simpson saying, "I want to be a veterinarian because I love children."
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Well what I was about to say may be insulting to dirt so I'll refrain.
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The Britney Spears Pregnancy Test:

Positive/Opps I Did It Again; Negative/Hit Me Baby One More Time
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Can she vote?
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it has to be an act.... it really does
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Old 03-04-2004, 01:22 PM   #13
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well I just dyed my hair blonde and looked what happened
I opened this thread thinking I was going to be linked to a comedy site involving Homer and Marge and some rabbits...anything for a laugh.
Reality's NOT REAL!! it's what they dish up these days instead of a well written script
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:59 PM   #14
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!-Simpsons Reference

Ahhh... when Apu and Manjula were getting a pregnancy test before having their 8 children... The test, so awesome...

Baby... Baby... Pirate? ... Pirate is wild, we're pregnant!

Ahhh... they really should make a pregnancy test that looks like a lotto card...
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Old 03-05-2004, 12:53 AM   #15
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I thought this thread would be about Apu, Manjula, and the Pirate pregnancy test.

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