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Old 10-04-2004, 12:26 PM   #16
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LOL, good ones
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Old 10-09-2004, 10:41 AM   #17
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.

The bartender looks at the pirate and says, 'Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?'

The pirate says, 'Arr, it drives me nuts!'

Loved all the Irishman jokes - and the stick one.
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Old 10-09-2004, 10:52 AM   #18
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Adam, Edge and Bono were in an airplane that crashed, They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses Adam first. "What do you believe in?"
Adam replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Edge: "What do you believe in?"
Edge replies, "Well, I believe in the Gibson Explorer and that we need to save the world from boybands and that if we had made more U2 records the world would have become a better place"
God thinks for a second and says: "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Bono. "What do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."


That's one of my favourite jokes.
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this thread is funny.
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Old 10-09-2004, 02:28 PM   #20
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Adam, Edge and Bono were in an airplane that crashed, They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses Adam first. "What do you believe in?"
Adam replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Edge: "What do you believe in?"
Edge replies, "Well, I believe in the Gibson Explorer and that we need to save the world from boybands and that if we had made more U2 records the world would have become a better place"
God thinks for a second and says: "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Bono. "What do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."


what happened to larry?
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Old 10-09-2004, 02:36 PM   #21
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what happened to larry?
He had a parachute.
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He had a parachute.
Now why would Larry get the parachute?
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Old 10-09-2004, 07:47 PM   #23
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Adam, Edge and Bono were in an airplane that crashed, They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses Adam first. "What do you believe in?"
Adam replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Edge: "What do you believe in?"
Edge replies, "Well, I believe in the Gibson Explorer and that we need to save the world from boybands and that if we had made more U2 records the world would have become a better place"
God thinks for a second and says: "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Bono. "What do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."


My first U2 joke!
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Old 10-10-2004, 09:07 AM   #24
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Now why would Larry get the parachute?
Cause he's not funny enough to be in a joke... but we him anyways.

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I guess Larry had to go to hell
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I guess Larry had to go to hell
My thoughts exactly
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2 men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
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A horse walks into a bar

the barman says 'Why the long face?'
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