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Old 12-22-2001, 12:06 PM   #1
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Silly/ Funny things that have been said...

Okay ppl it's time we share the silly things we have said or other ppl have said, it's always good to laugh at yourself

Ok, seeing as i have said A LOT of silly things i'll just post a few things...

1. LOOK! When i roll my trousers up they get shorter.

2. How do they make acid bombs (very popular things here in northern ireland, but it wasnt meant to come out like that though)

3. Some of you might not get this one, *one day while im sitting humming to myself in the car* Dad, why isnt Antrim in Co. Antrim why is it in Co. Down. (i said that because my dad sings this song in Banbridge town in county Down but i was singing in Antrim Town in County Down doh!)

4. While looking at some wool i had bought which said hand knitting on the side "Mum what IS hand knitting" then i thought about what i said and was literally rofl..

5. After being asked whats the biggest country in the world..

ROME

6. Reading a magazine: 1000 dreams interpreted i read outloud 1000 dreams in-ter-preted.......rofl

I did notice that I had said this wrong, really I am not as stupid as I sound, i jsut don't have much common sense, how i ended up getting 9A's in my gcse's and 3A*'s is beyond me

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Old 12-22-2001, 12:24 PM   #2
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ok i have one:

here is the scene...

*driving passed houses looking for a "for sale" sign*

my dad: tell me if you see it...

*a little while later*

me: i think i saw it, unless i didn't

...like i said i'm a ham!

bono-vox, funny stuff! ...hey, but wouldn't you agree that sometimes its fun being so silly/clue-less at times!? hehe!

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Old 12-22-2001, 12:27 PM   #3
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ok i have one:

here is the scene...

*driving passed houses looking for a "for sale" sign*

my dad: tell me if you see it...

*a little while later*

me: i think i saw it, unless i didn't

...like i said i'm a ham!

bono-vox, funny stuff! ...hey, but wouldn't you agree that sometimes its fun being so silly/clue-less at times!? hehe!

hams unite!!!!!!!!


Really im a HOIGE ham, my english teacher always looks at me in english because im such a fool and I always laugh at his jokes which nobody else finds funny....i love being a Ham...rofl that word ham "cracks me up" LOL

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Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
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we're in VERY good company:

<----Bono is a big ham!

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Old 12-22-2001, 01:43 PM   #5
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Originally posted by U2002revolution!:
we're in VERY good company:

<----Bono is a big ham!

Rofl that picture is great.

HAMS RULE, is larry a ham by any chance ?



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"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
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Old 12-22-2001, 01:53 PM   #6
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It's time fer empanadas! ....em...

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Also (this is in my sig) ScottPhisto asked me the other day

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot?"

lmao

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Quote:
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Also (this is in my sig) ScottPhisto asked me the other day

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot?"

lmao


LOL...the shenniagans of the interference clowns and HAMS


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The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
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Old 12-22-2001, 02:09 PM   #9
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<-----Ham

My friend Julie and I went to the mall last week and we came in the Lord and Taylor's entrance, in the women's dept.

MONA: "How do we get out of the underwear?"

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In Border's:
JULIE: Did you still want to go to Tower?

MONA: Yeah, we need that magazine, but we can't get it in a bookstore.

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It's my Geography skills let me down, they really show my ham-liness

While looking at a map,

Wow I never knew Scotland was there I always thought it was where England was..ROFL

After being asked what the smallest country in the world was.......

Hmmm. Then I have my proud face on ----->

SOUTH AMERICA

"the room erupts with laughter"

(i jsut shout out random things, i dont think before i speak) oh no im gonna get mocked for being the biggest ham ever

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"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
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Quote:
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Rofl that picture is great.

HAMS RULE, is larry a ham by any chance ?

is Larry a ham, is Larry a ham!?!?!?!?
do you even have to ask that question....
judge for yourself:
[also more evidence of BonoHam]





was there ever ANY doubt!?!??!????
how dare you ask a question such as this! *is outraged*
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Old 12-22-2001, 02:24 PM   #12
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is Larry a ham, is Larry a ham!?!?!?!?
do you even have to ask that question....
judge for yourself:
[also more evidence of BonoHam]





was there ever ANY doubt!?!??!????
how dare you ask a question such as this! *is outraged*
YOU MUST REPENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!




Rofl, I got more Larry pic's

I just need plenty of evidence to reassure myself hes a ham

Repenting, Repenting Mona

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"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
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Larry's a ham? But he's a vegetarian!

Then again....he doesn't eat himself.

Wow that sounds wrong. OK Off I go...into the world of Ham.

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Old 12-22-2001, 02:34 PM   #14
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Larry's a ham? But he's a vegetarian!

Then again....he doesn't eat himself.

Wow that sounds wrong. OK Off I go...into the world of Ham.

there there, don't worry yourself with such hard questions, ok larry can be a vegetable, hows that ?



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I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
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LMAO I keep remembering things!

I was singing "break on through to the other side! Break on through break on through" on this retreat my class went on. Then I said "I'M VAN MORRISON!!!!!!!!!"

LMAO Luckily my classmates don't know the difference. *sigh* That's sad.

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In an assembly at school one day our principal goes "....the flag of our wonderful state of California"

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