Silly/ Funny things that have been said...

[bono-vox]

Okay ppl it's time we share the silly things we have said or other ppl have said, it's always good to laugh at yourself

Ok, seeing as i have said A LOT of silly things i'll just post a few things...

1. LOOK! When i roll my trousers up they get shorter.

2. How do they make acid bombs (very popular things here in northern ireland, but it wasnt meant to come out like that though)

3. Some of you might not get this one, *one day while im sitting humming to myself in the car* Dad, why isnt Antrim in Co. Antrim why is it in Co. Down. (i said that because my dad sings this song in Banbridge town in county Down but i was singing in Antrim Town in County Down doh!)

4. While looking at some wool i had bought which said hand knitting on the side "Mum what IS hand knitting" then i thought about what i said and was literally rofl..

5. After being asked whats the biggest country in the world..

ROME

6. Reading a magazine: 1000 dreams interpreted i read outloud 1000 dreams in-ter-preted.......rofl

I did notice that I had said this wrong, really I am not as stupid as I sound, i jsut don't have much common sense, how i ended up getting 9A's in my gcse's and 3A*'s is beyond me

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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000

 

[U2002revolution!]

ok i have one:

here is the scene...

*driving passed houses looking for a "for sale" sign*

my dad: tell me if you see it...

*a little while later*

me: i think i saw it, unless i didn't

...like i said i'm a ham!

bono-vox, funny stuff!

...hey, but wouldn't you agree that sometimes its fun being so silly/clue-less at times!? hehe!

hams unite!!!!!!!!

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--U2002revolution
(not-a-newbie)

U2: Rock's Unbreakable Heart!

 

[bono-vox]

Originally posted by U2002revolution!:
ok i have one:

here is the scene...

*driving passed houses looking for a "for sale" sign*

my dad: tell me if you see it...

*a little while later*

me: i think i saw it, unless i didn't

...like i said i'm a ham!

bono-vox, funny stuff!

...hey, but wouldn't you agree that sometimes its fun being so silly/clue-less at times!? hehe!

hams unite!!!!!!!!

Really im a HOIGE ham, my english teacher always looks at me in english because im such a fool and I always laugh at his jokes which nobody else finds funny....i love being a Ham...rofl that word ham "cracks me up" LOL

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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000

 

[U2002revolution!]

we're in VERY good company:

<----Bono is a big ham!

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--U2002revolution
(not-a-newbie)

U2: Rock's Unbreakable Heart!

[This message has been edited by U2002revolution! (edited 12-22-2001).]

 

[bono-vox]

Originally posted by U2002revolution!:
we're in VERY good company:

<----Bono is a big ham!

Rofl that picture is great.

HAMS RULE, is larry a ham by any chance

?



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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000

 

[WildHonee]

One day in school I was putting on a sweater but the shirt I had on underneath was getting all bunched up.

MONA: The problem with clothes is....sometimes there's too much of them...

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What's that movie where Jude Law is nekkid? *while my entire English class is silent*
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Put on yer yarmulke!
It's time fer empanadas! ....em...

O how I embarrass myself...

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[WildHonee]

Also (this is in my sig) ScottPhisto asked me the other day

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot?"

lmao

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[bono-vox]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Also (this is in my sig) ScottPhisto asked me the other day

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot?"

lmao

LOL...the shenniagans of the interference clowns and HAMS


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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000

 

[WildHonee]

<-----Ham

My friend Julie and I went to the mall last week and we came in the Lord and Taylor's entrance, in the women's dept.

MONA: "How do we get out of the underwear?"

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In Border's:
JULIE: Did you still want to go to Tower?

MONA: Yeah, we need that magazine, but we can't get it in a bookstore.

O_O

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[bono-vox]

It's my Geography skills let me down, they really show my ham-liness

While looking at a map,

Wow I never knew Scotland was there I always thought it was where England was..ROFL

After being asked what the smallest country in the world was.......

Hmmm. Then I have my proud face on ----->

SOUTH AMERICA

"the room erupts with laughter"

(i jsut shout out random things, i dont think before i speak) oh no im gonna get mocked for being the biggest ham ever

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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000

 

[U2002revolution!]

Originally posted by bono-vox:
Rofl that picture is great.

HAMS RULE, is larry a ham by any chance

?

is Larry a ham, is Larry a ham!?!?!?!?
do you even have to ask that question....
judge for yourself:
[also more evidence of BonoHam]

was there ever ANY doubt!?!??!????
how dare you ask a question such as this! *is outraged*
YOU MUST REPENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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--U2002revolution
(not-a-newbie)

U2: Rock's Unbreakable Heart!

 

[bono-vox]

Originally posted by U2002revolution!:
is Larry a ham, is Larry a ham!?!?!?!?
do you even have to ask that question....
judge for yourself:
[also more evidence of BonoHam]

was there ever ANY doubt!?!??!????
how dare you ask a question such as this! *is outraged*
YOU MUST REPENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rofl, I got more Larry pic's

I just need plenty of evidence to reassure myself hes a ham

Repenting, Repenting Mona

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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000

 

[WildHonee]

Larry's a ham? But he's a vegetarian!

Then again....he doesn't eat himself.

Wow that sounds wrong. OK Off I go...into the world of Ham.

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[bono-vox]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Larry's a ham? But he's a vegetarian!

Then again....he doesn't eat himself.

Wow that sounds wrong. OK Off I go...into the world of Ham.

there there, don't worry yourself with such hard questions, ok larry can be a vegetable, hows that

?



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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000

 

[WildHonee]

LMAO I keep remembering things!

I was singing "break on through to the other side! Break on through break on through" on this retreat my class went on. Then I said "I'M VAN MORRISON!!!!!!!!!"

LMAO Luckily my classmates don't know the difference. *sigh* That's sad.

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"It's like.....a lamp." *moves hands around to make a lamp shape in the air*

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In an assembly at school one day our principal goes "....the flag of our wonderful state of California"

We live on the opposite end of the country! LMAO!!!!

WildHamee

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[WildHonee]

Bono-Vox! You live in Ireland?! Can I....come over?

*sits in tree overlooking Bono's bathroom*

"Yeah baby that's it....take it off...OMG His chest is so HAIRY!" *vomit* *falls out of tree*

BONO: What th--? *opens window* ALI? There's a girl in the yard!

ALI: Again? Geez. Next time you tour, wear loose pants. Then you won't have this problem. I'll get the mop.

.....what thread is this?.....o yeah...

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[WildHonee]

Bono's my little Irish ham....er....

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[WildHonee]

*nests in this thread*

Last year I was talking durin English class and my teacher goes

"Do you WANT to be served as lunch in the cafeteria today?"

BWAAHAHAHAHAA! I love that women.

Another teacher randomly asked me one day "In Spanish, isn't 'scandal' ESCANDALO?"

and she also run by the other day saying "Chocolate covered pretzels" and giving at thumbs-up. WTF?!

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization

97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

"Aren't you afraid someone will eat your foot???" ~ScottPhisto~

 

[hippy]

LMAO!

I say dumb things ALL the time. What can I say? My mind moves in mysterious ways and sometimes I'm running to stand still!

ANYway...

As long as we're on the subject of teachers...I had this art history prof last semester who was FULL of stupid sayings...

For example...

1) While explaining the reason we're taking the class:
"I'm sure you're taking this class so you can have at least SOMETHING intelligent to say when you take your colleagues to a museum."

2) Another reason we take this class:
"This will get you like 10 points with your boyfriend's dad."

3) And then there are all the sex references (he made at least 20 everytime we had class): "Oh yeah, isn't Jonah sexy in this painting?"
"In this one Michealangelo was trying to explain the sexiness of God."

LOL there are MANY more of these, gotta love some teachers

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Create Light
Create Unity
Create Joy
CREATE PEACE!

 

[bono-vox]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Bono-Vox! You live in Ireland?! Can I....come over?

*sits in tree overlooking Bono's bathroom*

"Yeah baby that's it....take it off...OMG His chest is so HAIRY!" *vomit* *falls out of tree*

BONO: What th--? *opens window* ALI? There's a girl in the yard!

ALI: Again? Geez. Next time you tour, wear loose pants. Then you won't have this problem. I'll get the mop.

.....what thread is this?.....o yeah...

rofl MONA YOU haM SURE U CAN COME OVER

Oh i remembered more things:

while sitting in the car "now dont think im being selfish, but im only thinking of myself"


My sister asks me a question: Laura what is the capital of Rome?

I sit pondering, then my proud face is on ----->

CHILE

ROFL

the silly things they keep on rolling in

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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000

 

[bono-vox]

LMAO @ teachers, I have one teacher and he is HILARIOUS, i'll try and remember some stupid things he has said! but i do feel sorry for him as well, cus at the start of the year my friend left our english class and i thought my teacher was gonna cry when he found out...aaaw, buth es still a fool!

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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000

 

[Lilly]

I said one of the dumbest things I've ever said about 2 weeks ago. Actually, I stole the line from a friend of mine. The scene:
I roll in at about 1:30 am (an hour and a half after my curfew).
My parents are waiting on the couch waiting for me. "Where were you?"
*rolls her eyes* "I'm to lazy to lie. I just didn't want to come home until now."
Ohhh, that got me in good trouble...but it was SO worth it!

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Taste is the enemy of art.

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by Lilly:

"I'm to lazy to lie. I just didn't want to come home until now."

LOL I've said some things like that! And I got in plenty of trouble too!

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Create Light
Create Unity
Create Joy
CREATE PEACE!

 

[bono-vox]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
I don't know if this counts, but every time I read something where someone

"throws up their hands"

I laugh like a maniac. *vomit* It just SOUNDS funny.

LMFAO you ham

Oh i said something silly today...

Set the scene

"walking into a lift and I wanted to see how this bit of make up looked on me cus i put it on in the car without a mirror" (i never wear make up but decided i would today)

"i run into the lift"

Me- *OOOOH look theres a mirror, but im not vain, i only want to look at myself*

My family: ROFL

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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by bono-vox:
Me- *OOOOH look theres a mirror, but im not vain, i only want to look at myself*

LMAO!!!!!

U2 related:
**Many moons ago my brother was using my computer and he was looking at my MacPhisto wallpaper

BROTHER: Who's that?

MONA: It's BONO. (geez.)

BROTHER: Oh....why's he dressed up like the devil? I thought he thought he was God or something.

BRILLIANCE!!!!!!!

**The day after Sept. 11 (Sept. 12, coincidentally), some other Seniors put on "Peace on Earth" at lunch time. This one girl who was making an annoucement about it MISPRONOUNCED Bono's name. Everyone was like on the verge of tears and I stand up and go

IT'S BONO! NOT BONE-O!!!!!!!!!!
O_O *Mona shames the dignity of the school*

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A few weeks ago my neice (she's almost 3) goes "I can spell your name! M-O-P." I cried.

~WildHamee~

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
**The day after Sept. 11 (Sept. 12, coincidentally), some other Seniors put on "Peace on Earth" at lunch time. This one girl who was making an annoucement about it MISPRONOUNCED Bono's name. Everyone was like on the verge of tears and I stand up and go

IT'S BONO! NOT BONE-O!!!!!!!!!!
O_O *Mona shames the dignity of the school*

As bad as it was, LMAO at that! You know you're obsessed if you do this kind of thing!

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"Adam, Larry Mullen Jr., and Edge. They're my drug." -Bono
"Bono, add yourself to that mix!" -hippy

One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[WildHonee]

<-----Ham the space chimp

Also, one time my neice was telling me about a baby swan named Cygnet, and I was thinkin "What a stupid name" and my mom's like "....a cygnet is a baby swan." WHY IS THE CHILD SMARTER THAN I?!

Then one day at school in an assembly they were naming the new faculty members and giving them presents, and my mommy just started working there and they said her name and I go *GASP*!! MY MOMMY!!

*tumbleweed*

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[Like O2]

I, by far, said the funniest thing on interference all year. The quote went something like this.....

"As long as your not gen-tree, I don't care."

If you know what I'm talking about, you're LY(your)FAO just remembering it. If you don't know, I'm not gonna tell ya.

Happy holidays everyone!!!

 

[WildHonee]

I don't know if this counts, but every time I read something where someone

"throws up their hands"

I laugh like a maniac. *vomit* It just SOUNDS funny.

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~*Mona*~ Secretary of Scandalization
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

"Get me the Bean Giant!" ~Houdini~

 

[bono-vox]

Every time we r in english, i sit like a ham at my table beside my friend conor and i always have my head down. (we have a pretty small a-level english class about 15 of us, and every time r teacher talks he always looks over at me and it freaks me out, my friend finds it HILARIOUS and she always passes notes to me saying look he looking over at you, but it FREAKS me out)

I think he thinks im the class ham because i always laugh @ the stuff he says and one day my friend said oh god he has a homer simpson tie, he is sooo cool, so i was writing to him on a piece of paper about this tie and then my teacher read it and started laughing @ me cus i complimented his tie, oh dear.

and everytime we read a book or watch a movie he always says soooo LAURA what did u think of that.

*my reaction*

Surprised/ Confused face.....

My friend pokes me.......

Me: Yeah it was alright (the ONLY thing i ever say rofl)

I'm such a HAM

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And if you look, you look through me.

L'amore giunger
L'amore
E non so pi pregare
E nell'amore non so pi sperare
E quell'amore non so pi aspettare
miss_smith@emailaccount.com e-mail me
The perpetually handsome Mullen appears to have stopped ageing around the time of The Joshua Tree.
"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
A man so handsome, he will never be let sing in this group!"
-Bono, introducing Larry at Irving Plaza, NYC 2000