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Old 12-22-2001, 02:40 PM   #16
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Bono-Vox! You live in Ireland?! Can I....come over?

*sits in tree overlooking Bono's bathroom*

"Yeah baby that's it....take it off...OMG His chest is so HAIRY!" *vomit* *falls out of tree*

BONO: What th--? *opens window* ALI? There's a girl in the yard!

ALI: Again? Geez. Next time you tour, wear loose pants. Then you won't have this problem. I'll get the mop.

.....what thread is this?.....o yeah...

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Old 12-22-2001, 05:33 PM   #17
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Bono's my little Irish ham....er....

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*nests in this thread*

Last year I was talking durin English class and my teacher goes

"Do you WANT to be served as lunch in the cafeteria today?"

BWAAHAHAHAHAA! I love that women.

Another teacher randomly asked me one day "In Spanish, isn't 'scandal' ESCANDALO?"

and she also run by the other day saying "Chocolate covered pretzels" and giving at thumbs-up. WTF?!

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Old 12-23-2001, 12:12 AM   #19
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LMAO!

I say dumb things ALL the time. What can I say? My mind moves in mysterious ways and sometimes I'm running to stand still!

ANYway...

As long as we're on the subject of teachers...I had this art history prof last semester who was FULL of stupid sayings...

For example...

1) While explaining the reason we're taking the class:
"I'm sure you're taking this class so you can have at least SOMETHING intelligent to say when you take your colleagues to a museum."

2) Another reason we take this class:
"This will get you like 10 points with your boyfriend's dad."

3) And then there are all the sex references (he made at least 20 everytime we had class): "Oh yeah, isn't Jonah sexy in this painting?"
"In this one Michealangelo was trying to explain the sexiness of God."

LOL there are MANY more of these, gotta love some teachers

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Bono-Vox! You live in Ireland?! Can I....come over?

*sits in tree overlooking Bono's bathroom*

"Yeah baby that's it....take it off...OMG His chest is so HAIRY!" *vomit* *falls out of tree*

BONO: What th--? *opens window* ALI? There's a girl in the yard!

ALI: Again? Geez. Next time you tour, wear loose pants. Then you won't have this problem. I'll get the mop.

.....what thread is this?.....o yeah...

rofl MONA YOU haM SURE U CAN COME OVER

Oh i remembered more things:

while sitting in the car "now dont think im being selfish, but im only thinking of myself"


My sister asks me a question: Laura what is the capital of Rome?

I sit pondering, then my proud face is on ----->

CHILE

ROFL

the silly things they keep on rolling in

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LMAO @ teachers, I have one teacher and he is HILARIOUS, i'll try and remember some stupid things he has said! but i do feel sorry for him as well, cus at the start of the year my friend left our english class and i thought my teacher was gonna cry when he found out...aaaw, buth es still a fool!

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"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
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Old 12-23-2001, 11:42 AM   #22
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I said one of the dumbest things I've ever said about 2 weeks ago. Actually, I stole the line from a friend of mine. The scene:
I roll in at about 1:30 am (an hour and a half after my curfew).
My parents are waiting on the couch waiting for me. "Where were you?"
*rolls her eyes* "I'm to lazy to lie. I just didn't want to come home until now."
Ohhh, that got me in good trouble...but it was SO worth it!

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Quote:
Originally posted by Lilly:

"I'm to lazy to lie. I just didn't want to come home until now."
LOL I've said some things like that! And I got in plenty of trouble too!

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I don't know if this counts, but every time I read something where someone

"throws up their hands"

I laugh like a maniac. *vomit* It just SOUNDS funny.

LMFAO you ham

Oh i said something silly today...

Set the scene

"walking into a lift and I wanted to see how this bit of make up looked on me cus i put it on in the car without a mirror" (i never wear make up but decided i would today)

"i run into the lift"

Me- *OOOOH look theres a mirror, but im not vain, i only want to look at myself*

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"It doesn't matter what songs we sing.
I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
Larry likes to play drums." - Bono
"Larry's always been noticed cos he's the pretty one." - Adam
"Bono, if you still haven't found what you're looking for, look behind the drumkit." - Boy George
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Old 12-24-2001, 07:37 PM   #25
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Quote:
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Me- *OOOOH look theres a mirror, but im not vain, i only want to look at myself*
LMAO!!!!!

U2 related:
**Many moons ago my brother was using my computer and he was looking at my MacPhisto wallpaper

BROTHER: Who's that?

MONA: It's BONO. (geez.)

BROTHER: Oh....why's he dressed up like the devil? I thought he thought he was God or something.

BRILLIANCE!!!!!!!

**The day after Sept. 11 (Sept. 12, coincidentally), some other Seniors put on "Peace on Earth" at lunch time. This one girl who was making an annoucement about it MISPRONOUNCED Bono's name. Everyone was like on the verge of tears and I stand up and go

IT'S BONO! NOT BONE-O!!!!!!!!!!
O_O *Mona shames the dignity of the school*

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**The day after Sept. 11 (Sept. 12, coincidentally), some other Seniors put on "Peace on Earth" at lunch time. This one girl who was making an annoucement about it MISPRONOUNCED Bono's name. Everyone was like on the verge of tears and I stand up and go

IT'S BONO! NOT BONE-O!!!!!!!!!!
O_O *Mona shames the dignity of the school*


As bad as it was, LMAO at that! You know you're obsessed if you do this kind of thing!

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Also, one time my neice was telling me about a baby swan named Cygnet, and I was thinkin "What a stupid name" and my mom's like "....a cygnet is a baby swan." WHY IS THE CHILD SMARTER THAN I?!

Then one day at school in an assembly they were naming the new faculty members and giving them presents, and my mommy just started working there and they said her name and I go *GASP*!! MY MOMMY!!

*tumbleweed*

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I, by far, said the funniest thing on interference all year. The quote went something like this.....

"As long as your not gen-tree, I don't care."

If you know what I'm talking about, you're LY(your)FAO just remembering it. If you don't know, I'm not gonna tell ya.

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I don't know if this counts, but every time I read something where someone

"throws up their hands"

I laugh like a maniac. *vomit* It just SOUNDS funny.

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Every time we r in english, i sit like a ham at my table beside my friend conor and i always have my head down. (we have a pretty small a-level english class about 15 of us, and every time r teacher talks he always looks over at me and it freaks me out, my friend finds it HILARIOUS and she always passes notes to me saying look he looking over at you, but it FREAKS me out)

I think he thinks im the class ham because i always laugh @ the stuff he says and one day my friend said oh god he has a homer simpson tie, he is sooo cool, so i was writing to him on a piece of paper about this tie and then my teacher read it and started laughing @ me cus i complimented his tie, oh dear.

and everytime we read a book or watch a movie he always says soooo LAURA what did u think of that.

*my reaction*

Surprised/ Confused face.....

My friend pokes me.......

Me: Yeah it was alright (the ONLY thing i ever say rofl)

I'm such a HAM

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I'm a drummer. Chicks dig me." -Larry
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