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Old 03-01-2002, 08:31 PM   #1
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Signs that your getting old....

What a Difference 30 Years Make

1970: Long hair
2000: Longing for hair

1970: The perfect high
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1970: KEG
2000: EKG

1970: Acid rock
2000: Acid reflux

1970: Moving to California because it's cool
2000: Moving to California because it's warm

1970: Growing pot
2000: Growing pot belly

1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1970: Seeds and stems
2000: Roughage

1970: Popping pills, smoking joints
2000: Popping joints

1970: Killer weed
2000: Weed killer

1970: Hoping for a BMW
2000: Hoping for a BM

1970: The Grateful Dead
2000: Dr. Kevorkian

1970: Going to a new, hip joint
2000: Receiving a new hip joint

1970: Rolling Stones
2000: Kidney stones

1970: Being called into the principal's office
2000: Calling the principal's office

1970: Screw the system
2000: Upgrade the system

1970: Disco
2000: Costco

1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1970: Taking acid
2000: Taking antacid

1970: Passing the drivers test
2000: Passing the vision test

1970: Whatever
2000: Depends


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Old 03-01-2002, 08:33 PM   #2
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Your birthday was Tuesday and now it's only 4 years til you're 30. Oh wait...that's me. Gah!
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Old 03-03-2002, 02:10 PM   #3
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nanananana!!


Im just 19... I have got nothing to worry about

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Old 03-03-2002, 06:04 PM   #5
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16! keepin it real!
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Old 03-04-2002, 06:48 AM   #6
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Im hitting 30 later on this month. Im about to start my midlife crisis

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Old 03-04-2002, 08:22 AM   #8
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Nice thread Zoo.
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Old 03-04-2002, 10:30 AM   #10
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also those over 30 put there bra on backwards!!!!!
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Im hitting 30 later on this month. Im about to start my midlife crisis

I here ya AM - I think I am at my midlife crisis, and I hit 30 late next month. ONly the good die young!

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I'm probably one of the few people here that truly gets this, or, er, understands this
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K now I feel old *sigh*

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