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Old 12-31-2009, 01:21 AM   #1
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Shuttlecock XXX: Now With More Labor Inducing Sex Talk

Its a tough job, Dalton, but someone's gotta do it.
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come on you little tax-deduction. Daddy needs you before midnight.
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I'm at work today, alas. But only a half day, so yay!

It's been slow this week, which has been BLISS. It's been some much-needed down time at the job after three months of crap.

I did sudoku puzzles at my desk yesterday when I didn't have things to do. It ruled.
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They're trying to tell me that New Years and Christmas are not American holidays. Should I believe them?
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I love working on days when hardly anyone is here.

It means I don't have to work.
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Last year's New Year's Eve was a disaster of epic proportions, so this year's shall be a success of epic proportions. I declare.
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come on you little tax-deduction. Daddy needs you before midnight.
Are you sure you are doing it right?

Will laughter help induce labor? Put on a funny movie

Lucky you guys have slow-time at work. I wish I were busy. Anyone want to hire me?
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Are you sure you are doing it right?
I told her I'd try the front door one more time and then I'm going in the back.
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Waiting to hear on the news that Mrs.Dalton had the first baby of 2010
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I was going to wander down to the main drag of my neighborhood to take myself out for dinner (early, before the crowds hit, thankyouverymuch). But now it's pissing down rain, and the thought of going out again makes me want to plotz.

I guess I'll be among the throngs ordering take-out instead. Chinese might be good. I'd better order early.

Tomorrow I'm going to make stew in my crockpot. And eat chips and dip all day.
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Baby, you got a stew goin'!
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My stew was pretty yummy, I must say. But I should have timed it better - waiting until 7:30 to eat dinner makes for a cranky Cori. Should have started it later and cooked that sucker on high.
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Happy New Years, fools...
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i'm back. was on an island with no TV and no blackberry service other than texts and basic phone calls and i couldn't even get on a single one of the internets.

what happened?
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also, i suddenly find myself with the month of January off. unpaid off, but still off. my last project was severely downsized, and my next project -- the Vagina Show has now turned into a series -- will begin in early February. it will be intense, lots of travel, etc.

so i have a whole month to do fuck all. i could take the month and do some of my own personal stuff, some writing i've been meaning to do and look for some freelance gigs. i could exercise a lot and organize our lives and super clean the apartment and just generally get our lives in good shape, take a Final Cut Pro class, and make a few career investments that involve watching a lot of TV and movies (with a critical eye).

or i could go to India (alone ... Memphis won't be able to take the time off).

what would you do?
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I'd probably do the first. Having been on numerous international trip solo, I've decided any kind of traveling or sightseeing is 100x more fun with other people.

So I'm wondering if no one is posting in this thread because they're all creeped out by the title. If that's the case, I can't really blame them.
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I'm not posting in it because labour is spelled incorrectly.

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I'm not posting in it because I don't want to read sex talk and then spontaneously go into labor.

I'm not pregnant or anything, I just don't want to have labor induced.
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Boy, there is one poster on this board that is
Very much the angriest cunt, I've ever had the
Sad displeasure of running across.
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