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Old 09-17-2009, 04:51 PM   #1
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Shuttlecock XXVI: There is no Boner only ZUUL!

Carry on!


And from the last thread...

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Please read the below in a sing-songy internal voice:

Wellllllllllllllllllllll

Shuttle my cock and cock my shuttle
Here's a little ditty that's none too subtle
Put on your glasses so you're not seeing double
John Travlota was the boy in the bubble

This is a song that's really random
Axver looks a lot like Adam
Last Unicorn has too much fandom
Lance's Mom aspires to be a madam

BoMac and Elfa both really suck
I wish I drove by that GA line in a truck
Their favorite object is a hockey puck
I have less hair than Friar Tuck

Canada you're gonna get fucking invaded
Cos down here your country is really hated
This can no longer be debated
Bono's ego is too inflated

Speaking of really fat Irish liars
I've got extra GA tickets, any buyers?
My fiscal situation is really dire
Irvine's type is a dude like MacGyver

I like songs with really poor rhymes
Remember when phone calls used to cost a dime?
BSG fans think Jews commit all the world's crimes
Israel has no comment at this time

Here is something I don't quite comprehend
Scumbo doesn't want to have a real girlfriend
He claims to prefer his inflatable cos "it's fun to pretend"
I'm not sure how this song should end

So cock my shuttle and shuttle my cock
I don't like the taste of amber bock
This song lacks logic so I pissed off Mr. Spock
I'm seeing Springsteen on Sunday and he's going to fucking rock
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nice job Lila
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again, it's reading like "i like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch."
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That is a sweet day, NSW.

I saw Bruce last month. You'll have a blast.
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i like the color purple, macaroni and cheese
ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
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But Irvine couldn't give a damn
About capitalizing anything, man
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That is a sweet day, NSW.

I saw Bruce last month. You'll have a blast.
Thanks!

I saw him here a few months ago, but, you can never get enough Bruce.

Plus, he's playing "Born to Run" in full at this show, so, come on. That's a trip to awesometown.
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Here is something I don't quite comprehend
Scumbo doesn't want to have a real girlfriend
He claims to prefer his inflatable cos "it's fun to pretend"
I'm not sure how this song should end
Twilight!
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But Irvine couldn't give a damn
About capitalizing anything, man


i refuse to submit
to the patriarchy of capitalization, dammit
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Twilight!
I was hoping this would be your reply.
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Thanks!

I saw him here a few months ago, but, you can never get enough Bruce.

Plus, he's playing "Born to Run" in full at this show, so, come on. That's a trip to awesometown.
... Shit. I still haven't seen Backstreets live. That's the craziest awesome thing I've heard today.
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Yes, we're all jealous. Violently jealous.

I can't decide if I should go to Built to Spill this Saturday or just stay home so I can watch the entirety of the BYU - FSU game. I'm leaning towards the game at this point.
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Yes, we're all jealous. Violently jealous.

I can't decide if I should go to Built to Spill this Saturday or just stay home so I can watch the entirety of the BYU - FSU game. I'm leaning towards the game at this point.
I'd watch the game, even if Built to Spill describes the FSU defense pretty well.
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I hope our internet friendship will not be ruined by this game, LeMac.
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Watch the game.
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I hope our internet friendship will not be ruined by this game, LeMac.
That remains to be seen.
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Best Shuttlecock thread title EVAR.
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Plus, he's playing "Born to Run" in full at this show, so, come on. That's a trip to awesometown.

Ah, fuck. I had forgotten about that.
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