Shuttlecock XXV: Praying for Bono's Ball Circulation

[joyfulgirl]

you could come to Charlottesville.

though it is on a Thursday.

If I could somehow tie this in with a visit to my mom in Richmond I would totally do it but I've got too much work stuff going on. We'd have fun, though.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

depends. if he wants to go all the way and get his MS, then it won't be until summer of 2011.

if he just wants to get the certificate thingy, then he'll be done summer 2010.

Ah. I'll be done May 2010.

We should totally do an impromptu graduation party if we cross paths next year (and if Memphis is done then).

Someone please come up with a quick way for all of us to get crazy rich so we no longer have to work. Thank you in advance.

THIS. THIS. THIS. (do you people still do that? i'm out of practice round these parts anymore )

 

[joyfulgirl]

Fuck me. Can you imagine that Claw inside tiny little Sam Boyd stadium?

I keep forgetting it's a smaller venue. Like by nearly half, right?

 

[Irvine511]

If I could somehow tie this in with a visit to my mom in Richmond I would totally do it but I've got too much work stuff going on. We'd have fun, though.

you know you can't get enough Shuttlecock ... and it will be a small stadium ... and Charlottesville is beautiful this time of year ...

 

[Irvine511]

Ah. I'll be done May 2010.

We should totally do an impromptu graduation party if we cross paths next year (and if Memphis is done then).

how about July 20th in Philly?

 

[joyfulgirl]

you know you can't get enough Shuttlecock ... and it will be a small stadium ... and Charlottesville is beautiful this time of year ...

and and and you get Muse.

 

[Irvine511]

and and and you get Muse.

that really does settle it, doesn't it?

 

[joyfulgirl]

Where are the Toronto people? I need an elfa update.

 

[joyfulgirl]

that really does settle it, doesn't it?

If it were later in October I might be able to swing it but I just can't so soon.

Plus, there are all those preppie UVA people.

 

[u2popmofo]

Hopefully BoMac ended Elfa.

 

[Irvine511]

Plus, there are all those preppie UVA people.

i was preppie in college. i had, like, 3-4 Abercrombie sweaters. i suppose i should wear one of them to the concert.

 

[phanan]

Hopefully BoMac ended Elfa.

This made me laugh.

 

[LMP]

Hopefully before BoMac did his noble deed, he wrote down what songs were snippeted. Holy shit, I need to know.

 

[u2popmofo]

Someone please Photoshop Elfa into a U2 concert and/or wearing an Aung San Suu Kyi mask.

 

[LMP]

This laundry machine is being a real cocksucker right now.

 

[Lila64]

Someone please come up with a quick way for all of us to get crazy rich so we no longer have to work. Thank you in advance.

This

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

how about July 20th in Philly?

Works for me.

Hopefully BoMac ended Elfa.

According to kaf, it was a civil meeting. I'm highly and sorely disappointed.

 

[u2popmofo]

BoMac is off my Christmas card list.

 

[corianderstem]

Holy crap, I so do not want to be at work today. A week ago, I was landing in Chicago!

Plus, work is crazy and that sucks too.

 

[u2popmofo]

Holy crap, I so do not want to be at work today.

This x 50

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I need to stop looking at flights to Vegas or Raleigh since I know there's no way on earth I'm going to be able to go.

I also need to get a B12 shot, I feel like I've been hit by a mack truck. I'm also loopy but that's not really anything new.

 

[corianderstem]

I feel like I'm fighting off a cold or something. Just a general sense of weirdness going on in my throat, that impending tickle of doom that says "Dude, you're totally getting a cold in about a day."

 

[phillyfan26]

how about July 20th in Philly?

You? In Philly? IN PHILLY?

Not in my town, scumbag.

 

[Irvine511]

You? In Philly? IN PHILLY?

Not in my town, scumbag.

i know, you've worked for years to keep filth like me off the streets.

but the bitch will be back.

 

[phillyfan26]

Why do you think U2 isn't playing Philly on this tour? It's because I hate liars, and Bono's the worst of them all.

 

[Irvine511]

Why do you think U2 isn't playing Philly on this tour? It's because I hate liars, and Bono's the worst of them all.

only honest men on the streets of 'Ill-adelphia.

 

[Dalton]

Hey Irv, I need a professional opinion: Glee is the gayest thing on TV right?

 

[No spoken words]

Please read the below in a sing-songy internal voice:

Wellllllllllllllllllllll

Shuttle my cock and cock my shuttle
Here's a little ditty that's none too subtle
Put on your glasses so you're not seeing double
John Travlota was the boy in the bubble

This is a song that's really random
Axver looks a lot like Adam
Last Unicorn has too much fandom
Lance's Mom aspires to be a madam

BoMac and Elfa both really suck
I wish I drove by that GA line in a truck
Their favorite object is a hockey puck
I have less hair than Friar Tuck

Canada you're gonna get fucking invaded
Cos down here your country is really hated
This can no longer be debated
Bono's ego is too inflated

Speaking of really fat Irish liars
I've got extra GA tickets, any buyers?
My fiscal situation is really dire
Irvine's type is a dude like MacGyver

I like songs with really poor rhymes
Remember when phone calls used to cost a dime?
BSG fans think Jews commit all the world's crimes
Israel has no comment at this time

Here is something I don't quite comprehend
Scumbo doesn't want to have a real girlfriend
He claims to prefer his inflatable cos "it's fun to pretend"
I'm not sure how this song should end

So cock my shuttle and shuttle my cock
I don't like the taste of amber bock
This song lacks logic so I pissed off Mr. Spock
I'm seeing Springsteen on Sunday and he's going to fucking rock

 

[Dalton]

Please read the below in a sing-songy internal voice:

Wellllllllllllllllllllll

Shuttle my cock and cock my shuttle
Here's a little ditty that's none too subtle
Put on your glasses so you're not seeing double
John Travlota was the boy in the bubble

This is a song that's really random
Axver looks a lot like Adam
Last Unicorn has too much fandom
Lance's Mom aspires to be a madam

BoMac and Elfa both really suck
I wish I drove by that GA line in a truck
Their favorite object is a hockey puck
I have less hair than Friar Tuck

Canada you're gonna get fucking invaded
Cos down here your country is really hated
This can no longer be debated
Bono's ego is too inflated

Speaking of really fat Irish liars
I've got extra GA tickets, any buyers?
My fiscal situation is really dire
Irvine's type is a dude like MacGyver

I like songs with really poor rhymes
Remember when phone calls used to cost a dime?
BSG fans think Jews commit all the world's crimes
Israel has no comment at this time

Here is something I don't quite comprehend
Scumbo doesn't want to have a real girlfriend
He claims to prefer his inflatable cos "it's fun to pretend"
I'm not sure how this song should end

So cock my shuttle and shuttle my cock
I don't like the taste of amber bock
This song lacks logic so I pissed off Mr. Spock
I'm seeing Springsteen on Sunday and he's going to fucking rock

Glad to see you leaving it all out on the field. The Network will be happy.

BTW - I sang it as a dirge.

 

[phillyfan26]

Was the message supposed to be "I'm seeing Springsteen Sunday?"