Shuttlecock XXV: Praying for Bono's Ball Circulation

[LMP]

Please read the below in a sing-songy internal voice:

Wellllllllllllllllllllll

Shuttle my cock and cock my shuttle
Here's a little ditty that's none too subtle
Put on your glasses so you're not seeing double
John Travlota was the boy in the bubble

This is a song that's really random
Axver looks a lot like Adam
Last Unicorn has too much fandom
Lance's Mom aspires to be a madam

BoMac and Elfa both really suck
I wish I drove by that GA line in a truck
Their favorite object is a hockey puck
I have less hair than Friar Tuck

Canada you're gonna get fucking invaded
Cos down here your country is really hated
This can no longer be debated
Bono's ego is too inflated

Speaking of really fat Irish liars
I've got extra GA tickets, any buyers?
My fiscal situation is really dire
Irvine's type is a dude like MacGyver

I like songs with really poor rhymes
Remember when phone calls used to cost a dime?
BSG fans think Jews commit all the world's crimes
Israel has no comment at this time

Here is something I don't quite comprehend
Scumbo doesn't want to have a real girlfriend
He claims to prefer his inflatable cos "it's fun to pretend"
I'm not sure how this song should end

So cock my shuttle and shuttle my cock
I don't like the taste of amber bock
This song lacks logic so I pissed off Mr. Spock
I'm seeing Springsteen on Sunday and he's going to fucking rock

I did the Humpty Dance to it, yes.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

All I caught was he wants to drive over Bo and elfa with a truck. The rest means nothing to me.

 

[Lila64]

That was beautiful, Mike.

 

[Dalton]

Was the message supposed to be "I'm seeing Springsteen Sunday?"

I don't know the inner workings of the man's mind, but I'd wager a guess that the message was "Go Fuck Yourself"

 

[Irvine511]

Hey Irv, I need a professional opinion: Glee is the gayest thing on TV right?

yes.

 

[corianderstem]

I can't figure out what tune Mike's song is supposed to be sung to. It will help me fully comprehend the beauty of the song.

A little help?

 

[RedRocksU2]

something by the Beastie Boys...?

(Paul Revere)

 

[Lila64]

I don't know either cori Beverly Hillbillies theme?

New thread time!
http://www.u2interference.com/forum...is-no-boner-only-zuul-201460.html#post6392609

 

[No spoken words]

The song means different things to different people.

April's interpretation? Definitely correct.

If I had a shrink, they might have a certain viewpoint on it.

Sunday for me = Steelers/Bears at 3pm, Bruce afterwards.

That's a pretty fucking sweet day.

 

[Irvine511]

i thought it was like that "i like girls that wear abercrombie and fitch" song.

 

[Diemen]