Lancemc
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If only The Blum were still here to share this tender moment with us.
If only The Blum were still here to share this tender moment with us.
If only The Blum were still here to share this tender moment with us.
I miss him, Lance. I miss him a lot.
I'm discombobulated. Would someone care to straighten out any fallacies in the following plot points of the first 3 Star Wars movies I think I understand? Someone tried to explain the plots to me and just confused me even more.
Leia is kidnapped by the Empire (?) and sends a message via R2D2 to Obi-Wan Kenobi to rescue her. Luke Skywalker finds R2 or R2 malfunctions and plays the message and Luke goes over to Obi-Wan's and shows him the message and Obi-Wan starts training Luke to become a Jedi because Luke wants to rescue Leia.
This is also the one where they blow up the first Death Star, right? Is Yoda in this one? Who's Emperor Palpatine and how does he figure into it all?
Then in the second one, Boba Fett captures Han Solo for Jabba the Hutt and freezes him. But he doesn't get rescued till Return of the Jedi and even then, it's Leia and Chewbacca who do it, not Luke. Well, where the hell is Luke and what happened to the Empire and Darth Vader?
Basically, I guess I'm just asking one of you guys to give me a basic synopsis of these before I watch them. I've garnered some information from spoofs and clips I've seen, but apparently, I'm still missing out on a lot.
I'm discombobulated. Would someone care to straighten out any fallacies in the following plot points of the first 3 Star Wars movies I think I understand? Someone tried to explain the plots to me and just confused me even more.
Leia is kidnapped by the Empire (?) and sends a message via R2D2 to Obi-Wan Kenobi to rescue her. Luke Skywalker finds R2 or R2 malfunctions and plays the message and Luke goes over to Obi-Wan's and shows him the message and Obi-Wan starts training Luke to become a Jedi because Luke wants to rescue Leia.
This is also the one where they blow up the first Death Star, right? Is Yoda in this one? Who's Emperor Palpatine and how does he figure into it all?
Then in the second one, Boba Fett captures Han Solo for Jabba the Hutt and freezes him. But he doesn't get rescued till Return of the Jedi and even then, it's Leia and Chewbacca who do it, not Luke. Well, where the hell is Luke and what happened to the Empire and Darth Vader?
Basically, I guess I'm just asking one of you guys to give me a basic synopsis of these before I watch them. I've garnered some information from spoofs and clips I've seen, but apparently, I'm still missing out on a lot.
The real question is "Where was Jar-Jar during the events of episode 4?"
I assume he got his Gungan ass blowed up some time after Revenge of the Sith? I think Lucas needs to do a New Hope re-revisit and CG in some scenes explaining the fate of Jar-Jar. Ehh? Anyone? I'll write him a letter.
Wasn't there a rumor of there being a cutaway to Jimmy Smits and the rest of Alderaan getting blown the fuck up by the Death Star in a future "special" edition.
I'd love to see Greedo kill Jar-Jar.
Wasn't there a rumor of there being a cutaway to Jimmy Smits and the rest of Alderaan getting blown the fuck up by the Death Star in a future "special" edition.
I'd love to see Greedo kill Jar-Jar.
I don't know why, but a cut away to Smits before Alderaan gets blowed the fuck on up would crack me up.
You prefer another cutaway, a military cutaway? Then name the system.
You know what else I'd like to see? I new Pod-Racer video game. Anyone play that back on the N64/PC? Shit was awesome.
You know what else I'd like to see? I new Pod-Racer video game. Anyone play that back on the N64/PC? Shit was awesome.
I don't know why, but a cut away to Smits before Alderaan gets blowed the fuck on up would crack me up.
You prefer another cutaway, a military cutaway? Then name the system.
I think the film should be re-written do that the Death Star doesn't just blow shit up within seconds, but instead causes some more Romulan-mining lazzzar style shit-fucking-uppedness that takes a while to get done. That way lucas could hire Roland Emmerich to film his own 40-minute disaster style sequence of Alderaan geting its ass handed to it.
Someone point the Death Star toward the Hotel this fuck works at.
They're re-doing Star Tours at Disney in the next year or so. Instead of Pee-wee Herman fucking up a trip to Endor, instead you get chased by Boba Fett while ADMIRAL ACKBAR speaks to you on the ride.
Holy fuck.
Serious? I haven't had an urge to go back to Disney, but for this, I might have to change my mind.
You don't have the $$$ for a CD, but you're gonna head on down to Disney for a new ride? What do you think Yoda would say about that?
Serious? I haven't had an urge to go back to Disney, but for this, I might have to change my mind.
He said years from now. If I still don't have money for a cd by then, I'll be quite disappointed.
No, I more or less just meant in the life of the home here, I am finally on board a Disney vacation, if of course such a thing is even a possibility for me by then.
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And the new Toy Story ride is an absolute blast.
Don't you when it'll open... but it's definitely trying to compete with the Harry Potter section opening at Universal soon.
Someone point the Death Star toward the Hotel this fuck works at.
Oh yeah, Universal and Islands of Adventure are an absolute blast. The old Earthquake ride at Universal was replaced by a disaster movie spoof with Christopher Walken in it. That shit makes me smile.
Oh yeah, Universal and Islands of Adventure are an absolute blast. The old Earthquake ride at Universal was replaced by a disaster movie spoof with Christopher Walken in it. That shit makes me smile.
I'm actually planning to take the Lady Friend out to CityWalk sometime this weekend, eat at Bubba Gump or something.