Shuttlecock XXII: Adam is British

[No spoken words]

He is.

 

[BoMac]

What about the other members?

 

[No spoken words]

They're Welsh.

 

[BoMac]

All of them? That's good to know.

 

[mad1]

adam is not British, he is Swedish, just look at his blonde hair and dark skin.

total babe!

 

[corianderstem]

Adam is from Mars, Edge is from Venus.

Morning, cockers.

 

[No spoken words]

adam is not British, he is Swedish, just look at his blonde hair and dark skin.

total babe!

You should go to Sweden for your next holiday.

 

[mad1]

no thanks, I might come back so tanned people will think NSW massaged too much oil into me.

 

[corianderstem]

 

[Reggo]

Well that's an interesting idea to start the morning with...

 

[mad1]

Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

 

[No spoken words]

no thanks, I might come back so tanned people will think NSW massaged too much oil into me.

Yeah, that would be the thing most people would think of first. Perhaps your holiday should be to somewhere of a more arctic nature.

 

[mad1]

yes, Alaska really.



really

no, I do say Adam is from Australia actually, many videos he looks so glum, you know, mouth 'upside down' and all that.

 

[Reggo]

Oh, NSW, you just reminded me. There's a new movie coming out with Tobey Maguire coming home from war and he's kind of nuts and one of the songs on the soundtrack is A Sort of Homecoming.

 

[No spoken words]

yes, Alaska really.



really

no, I do say Adam is from Australia actually, many videos he looks so glum, you know, mouth 'upside down' and all that.

Alaska is amazing. Go.

Oh, NSW, you just reminded me. There's a new movie coming out with Tobey Maguire coming home from war and he's kind of nuts and one of the songs on the soundtrack is A Sort of Homecoming.

That pleases me, thanks for the info!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

exactly

 

[mad1]

no, I wont.





Adam Clayton had the best vest ever in the 80s.

 

[Reggo]

Never mind. I watched the trailer again and the idiots are using Bad instead of ASOH. ASOH would make more sense! Stupid Hollywood.

 

[u2popmofo]

That pleases me, thanks for the info!

Even more pleasing, Natalie Portman is in it.

Disturbingly, the plot is that Portman thinks her husband, Spiderman, died in the war, so the hooks up with his brother, Donnie Darko. Then they find out he wasn't really dead, and he comes home to find out his wife has been bumping uglies with Brokeback Darko. It pretty much sounds like the most awkward and offputting plot evar. Plus, Portman is supposed to be playing a mother of 2 kids, which seems completely unbelievably despite my undying love for her.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Even more pleasing, Natalie Portman is in it.

Disturbingly, the plot is that Portman thinks her husband, Spiderman, died in the war, so the hooks up with his brother, Donnie Darko. Then they find out he wasn't really dead, and he comes home to find out his wife has been bumping uglies with Brokeback Darko. It pretty much sounds like the most awkward and offputting plot evar. Plus, Portman is supposed to be playing a mother of 2 kids, which seems completely unbelievably despite my undying love for her.

I think they should use this as the synopsis on the back of the dvd

 

[No spoken words]

Spiderman had to deal with similar bullshit in The Cider House Rules. He had to deal with it in Spiderman, too. Poor bastard.

 

[Reggo]

Even more pleasing, Natalie Portman is in it.

Disturbingly, the plot is that Portman thinks her husband, Spiderman, died in the war, so the hooks up with his brother, Donnie Darko. Then they find out he wasn't really dead, and he comes home to find out his wife has been bumping uglies with Brokeback Darko. It pretty much sounds like the most awkward and offputting plot evar. Plus, Portman is supposed to be playing a mother of 2 kids, which seems completely unbelievably despite my undying love for her.

This is the best synopsis of this movie I've read.

 

[Reggo]

Spiderman had to deal with similar bullshit in The Cider House Rules. He had to deal with it in Spiderman, too. Poor bastard.

well, no wonder he's gone batshit crazy, then.

 

[mad1]

Elfa, in this life, you can only screw up so many times before you learn what you need to know.

 

[No spoken words]

And knowing is 1/2 the battle.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Spiderman had to deal with similar bullshit in The Cider House Rules. He had to deal with it in Spiderman, too. Poor bastard.

I like the one where Spiderman gets taken in by Starman and rides the horse thanks to some help from the crazy neighbor from American Beauty

 

[Reggo]

Anything with Nicolas Cage in it is a battle to watch.

Except Bringing Out The Dead. That was a cool movie.

 

[No spoken words]

I like that one, too. I also like the one where Spiderman's Dad is Otto from a Fish Called Wanda and his Mom is the chick chasing Jason Bourne around for the last two films. And Otto is cheating on Bourne chaser with Ellen Ripley from Alien.

 

[mad1]

Im going to jump in and say that Spiderman as a goth, was the total delightful balls to boot.

 

[No spoken words]

Anything with Nicolas Cage in it is a battle to watch.

Except Bringing Out The Dead. That was a cool movie.

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