Shuttlecock! XIX: Servers of the Disappeared

[Diemen]

Behold, the glory of the new chat Shuttlecock thread.

And for old time's sake.

 

[joyfulgirl]

hey kids

 

[joyfulgirl]

I just visited the Shuttlecock website. It's like all real and everything now.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Okay, let's not all serve at once.

I'm reading through the whole S'cock website and lmao-ing. It's hysterical!

 

[Diemen]

The films are my favorite part.

 

[joyfulgirl]

I just got to "Your Jew Room" and completely and totally lost it.

 

[phanan]

Hey, nice title.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Now let's see if we can get this thread to 1,000 posts before Songs of Ascent comes out.

 

[Diemen]

Hey, nice title.

Thanks, I just made it up on the spot.

 

[martha]

Songs of Ascent

You didn't cockify this. Is that a bad thing?

 

[u2popmofo]

Now let's see if we can get this thread to 1,000 posts before Songs of Ascent comes out.

What is that?

 

[RedRocksU2]

five stars

 

[BoMac]

What is that?

It's the title to the next U2 album that Boner says might come out as early as later this year.

Or in 2013.

Regardless, we all know that Boner lies.

 

[martha]

Sometimes, when I type Boner's name, it comes out Bobo because I have crappy typing skills.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Bobo

 

[mad1]

Bono is the hottest man in the world.

 

[u2popmofo]

It's the title to the next U2 album that Boner says might come out as early as later this year.

Or in 2013.

Regardless, we all know that Boner lies.

Ahhhhh.

Wow, I've become a crappy fan.

At least I'm not a liar like Bobonner.

 

[corianderstem]

You guys.

Four months from tonight = U2 in Chicago.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Bono used to be the hottest man in the world.

Fixed.

 

[u2popmofo]

You guys.

Four months from tonight = U2 in Chicago.

Shiznit, that's actually relatively soon. I still have not purchased a flight or hotel accommodations. Speaking of which, I just realized I never responded to a PM from Diemen about this matter either.

In summary, I'm a procrastinator. That is bad, but still better than being a liar.

 

[corianderstem]

I was going to ask what you'd ended up doing regarding the hotel.

If you end up at the same place as me, joyfulgirl, April and Diemen ... we may just have Douchebag Central!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

If you end up at the same place as me, joyfulgirl, April and Diemen ... we may just have 4 Douchebags and a Railskank Central!

fix'd

 

[corianderstem]

What, you don't want to be an honorary douchebag?

 

[Diemen]

Speaking of which, I just realized I never responded to a PM from Diemen about this matter either.

I was beginning to wonder why you didn't like me.

 

[u2popmofo]

I was beginning to wonder why you didn't like me.

I was trying to make sure "douchebag" wasn't just a reference to the seats I would be sitting in. I wanted to earn it.

Seriously, I just completely forgot. In my head, like all things U2, these shows are still years and years away.

 

[Diemen]

I was trying to make sure "douchebag" wasn't just a reference to the seats I would be sitting in. I wanted to earn it.

Job well done then. Asshole.

September does feel waaaay far away, though.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I was trying to make sure "douchebag" wasn't just a reference to the seats I would be sitting in. I wanted to earn it.

.

Just like the endless updates of your life?


September can wait - I want to enjoy my 2 month vacation from classes.

 

[Diemen]

Just like the endless updates of your life?


September can wait - I want to enjoy my 2 month vacation from classes.

There should be a mandatory, across the board, no exceptions, no questions asked 2 month break from work. Doesn't have to be at the same time for everybody, but man oh man could I go for 2 straight months without having to worry about work.

Oh, did I forget to mention that it should also be paid? Minor little detail, that.

 

[u2popmofo]

There should be a mandatory, across the board, no exceptions, no questions asked 2 month break from work. Doesn't have to be at the same time for everybody, but man oh man could I go for 2 straight months without having to worry about work.

Oh, did I forget to mention that it should also be paid? Minor little detail, that.

If we all moved to Europe, we'd more or less get one of those. More like 1 month instead of 2, but yeah.

 

[Diemen]

Yeah, but then we'd all have to become socialists.