Shuttlecock! Part XVIII - Like the top of an airborne birdie's head

[corianderstem]

I haven't gotten mine yet.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Here you go

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f296/the-temple-bar-elfa-has-crabs-uymfa-196838.html

 

[impy13]

I haven't gotten mine yet.

Want mine? I haven't even looked at it.

 

[phanan]

I haven't gotten mine yet.

Me neither.

 

[martha]

I still don't have my Vegas ticket yet.

Saturday morning ftw.

 

[lazarus]

So do I. I looked for a Laz gem to honor his birthday and try to make up for Aleksandra rebuking his advances by canceling her show.

On a positive note, my Los Angeles tickets already arrived. So at least something good will happen within the next six months.

 

[corianderstem]

I'm not having a good day.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

bad days

 

[Irvine511]

I'm not having a good day.

i'm sorry, boo.

 

[joyfulgirl]

It was that Mars/Uranus conjunction yesterday. But the good news is that Venus returns to direct motion tomorrow after 6 weeks of being retrograde so all the romantic problems and 'I look fat in these jeans' stuff will be going away soon.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

It was that Mars/Uranus conjunction yesterday. But the good news is that Venus returns to direct motion tomorrow after 6 weeks of being retrograde so all the romantic problems and 'I look fat in these jeans' stuff will be going away soon.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Could be worse, I have crabs:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f296/the-temple-bar-elfa-has-crabs-uymfa-196838.html

 

[Dalton]

Guess who's fucking bareback again?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

not me, that's for sure...

 

[Irvine511]

Guess who's fucking bareback again?

is baby #2 on the way?

 

[Dalton]

Not yet, but the goalie has officially been pulled.

 

[Irvine511]

Not yet, but the goalie has officially been pulled.

does the wife know?

 

[Dalton]

does the wife know?

I hope not. She'd divorce me in a heartbeat.

 

[corianderstem]

Guess who's fucking bareback again?

Well, there's something I didn't know yesterday.

 

[Dalton]

Interestingly enough, it's something that I didn't know yesterday.

 

[Irvine511]

Interestingly enough, it's something that I didn't know yesterday.

now i'm confused.

i think you've just misused the phrase "barebacking." which surprises me not in the least.

 

[Dalton]

now i'm confused.

i think you've just misused the phrase "barebacking." which surprises me not in the least.

What are you confused by?

 

[Irvine511]

What are you confused by?

if you were barebacking, you'd know. because you would have stopped using condoms.

saying that you "pulled the goalie" seems like a reference to a sponge or diaphragm or some such female method of birth control.

all's i'm saying is that you, the man, i'm assuming, would know if you had stopped using condoms.

unless you're the bottom.

 

[joyfulgirl]

 

[Dalton]

if you were barebacking, you'd know. because you would have stopped using condoms.

saying that you "pulled the goalie" seems like a reference to a sponge or diaphragm or some such female method of birth control.

all's i'm saying is that you, the man, i'm assuming, would know if you had stopped using condoms.

unless you're the bottom.

Has it been a long day, Irvine?

I said that I didn't know yesterday. I posted today.

"Pulled the goalie" is a phrase us straights use for 'we've stopped using contraception".

 

[Sicy]

Dear god you're reproducing again?

 

[Dalton]

I don't know, the first one didn't turn out too bad ...

 

[LMP]

Dalton uses penis-skin condoms, so excuse him if he can't feel the difference.

 

[Sicy]

Is that as close as we're ever going to get of guessing what you look like?

 

[joyfulgirl]

Well, dang.