Shuttlecock! Part XIV - CRAB - Being Consumed

[corianderstem]

"don't get crabby" just took on a whole different meaning.

 

[BoMac]

Your love is like crabs, it gets passed around.

Brilliant!

That better not have been directed at me, buddy.

No, of course not. I'd never do that. See below:

You're too good to me, baby.

 

[Sicy]

Omg .. the crab reference It does look like a huge crab doesnt it

 

[lazarus]

Shuttlecrab! Part XIV: The crabs on your head are now in my pants

Shuttlecrab! Part XIV: I'm hatching some crabs, screamin' some scream

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Omg .. the crab reference It does look like a huge crab doesnt it

U2 must luuuuuuuurve us.

 

[Irvine511]

just in, they've dropped Blackberry as a sponsor. here's the new one:

 

[phillyfan26]

Where's mine, g-funk?

When did you make one? I can't keep track of all this. Link me up.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Brilliant!



No, of course not. I'd never do that. See below:

Whew. I almost called off psuedo wedding for the fifth time.

 

[corianderstem]

Does anyone else remember an 80s MTV promo that had the announcer saying something like "MTV ... we've got crab legs." And then a white-bread couple looking at the camera and going "Crab legs?!? Ooooooh!" And then there was a picture of the MTV logo built out of crab legs, and a hand tears one off.

 

[BoMac]

Whew. I almost called off psuedo wedding for the fifth time.

That's a relief. I already sent out invites. Won't I look stupid if the wedding is called off while the invites are in the mail.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

That's a relief. I already sent out invites. Won't I look stupid if the wedding is called off while the invites are in the mail.

 

[impy13]

Let's just hope the damn thing doesn't have a mind of its own and won't go all haywire. Imagine the carnage:

 

[phanan]

It's a good thing I'm leaving work now, because I've been laughing a bit too loud here at my desk.

Well done everyone.

 

[u2popmofo]

When did you make one? I can't keep track of all this. Link me up.

Martha and Joyful, The Movie

U2 Feedback - View Single Post - Shuttlecock! Part XIII - Midnight is when her work begins

 

[corianderstem]

That would just give the Bono haters more fodder for calling him a douchebag at every opportunity.

"Did you see that giant crab that escaped the stadium and took over the entire city? It's all Bono's fault, that douchebag."

 

[coolian2]

Let's just hope the damn thing doesn't have a mind of its own and won't go all haywire. Imagine the carnage:

they'd need a big motherfucking stadium

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Let's just hope the damn thing doesn't have a mind of its own and won't go all haywire. Imagine the carnage:

Hmm, maybe this was devised by U2 to get the bitchy and entitled fans back. Sack a giant man eating crab on the masses.

 

[RedRocksU2]

"Bono attacked by giant crab...film at 11"


..could happen...

 

[coolian2]

That would just give the Bono haters more fodder for calling him a douchebag at every opportunity.

"Did you see that giant crab that escaped the stadium and took over the entire city? It's all Bono's fault, that douchebag."

whereas interference will blame mcguine$$ or larry.

coz they both SUCK am i right.

 

[u2popmofo]

Possible songs Shuttlecock will use to open this tour (similar to 'Wake Up' on the last one):

YouTube - Weezer - Crab

YouTube - Joanna Newsom - Clam, Crab, Cockle, Cowrie (Jools Holland)

 

[coolian2]

Does anyone else remember an 80s MTV promo that had the announcer saying something like "MTV ... we've got crab legs." And then a white-bread couple looking at the camera and going "Crab legs?!? Ooooooh!" And then there was a picture of the MTV logo built out of crab legs, and a hand tears one off.

what's MTV?

 

[phanan]

Does anyone else remember an 80s MTV promo that had the announcer saying something like "MTV ... we've got crab legs." And then a white-bread couple looking at the camera and going "Crab legs?!? Ooooooh!" And then there was a picture of the MTV logo built out of crab legs, and a hand tears one off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q7FXOSml0Y

 

[impy13]

I heard there's only one West Coast date because Boner found out it's fake crab (krab) in most California rolls.

 

[coolian2]

I heard there's only one West Coast date because Boner found out it's fake crab (krab) in most California rolls.

you're saying he wouldn't eat this?

this doesn't even make sense.

 

[impy13]

I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't someone tell me? Ohhh, I've been making an idiot of myself!

 

[lazarus]

Crab
Rockcrabber
War-Crab
The Unforgettable Sauce
The Nashua Crab
Scuttle & Pinch
Achtung Crabby
Crabropa
Crustaceans: Original Crab Legs I
Lob(ster)
The Million Dollar Fishtank
All That You Can't Deep Fry
How To Dismantle a Metal Crab
No Crabs On the Horizon

 

[Irvine511]

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5979184&postcount=8

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5979184&postcount=8

he's like a pitbull with that shit...

 

[lazarus]

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5979184&postcount=8

I just replied to this.

 

[u2popmofo]

If you haven't heard something, why even waste time commenting?

Hey guys, i haven't heard the leak of the new Decemberists album, but I personally think it will be the greatest album of our generation, and that God will reveal to us all that Colin Meloy is actually a modern day prophet.