Shuttlecock! Part XIII - Midnight is when her work begins

[impy13]

Owner's Manual:

Shuttlecock!

 

[lazarus]

When HER work begins, jackass.

 

[phillyfan26]

You can still edit it.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Hearing I'll Go Crazy again tonight, I'm back to being a little "meh" on it. Damn you, live performance! You tricked me into thinking you were good!

But man, am I loving Magnificent.

I knew there was something else I needed to do tonight. I'll save it for the weekend.

Yeah, she'll sell herself to the summer night
She'll sell herself to the winter night
One whore
One rate
One night
With or without cock

Brilliance. Sheer brilliance.

For real, the interview is tonight? I'm not sleepy so no matter what my ass is staying up, like it or not.

 

[No spoken words]

Brilliance. Sheer brilliance.

For real, the interview is tonight? I'm not sleepy so no matter what my ass is staying up, like it or not.

Well, the only vote we have is for Piss' contribution, so let's make that official.

 

[lazarus]

Actually, how about a hybrid? I like how you tried to rhyme the heart/hope/love thing.

Maybe:

One tart
One poke
No glove

 

[lazarus]

Also:

Yeah, she'll spread like S.A.R.S. in the summer night
she'll spread like S.A.R.S. in the winter light

 

[No spoken words]

Also:

Yeah, she'll spread like S.A.R.S. in the summer night
she'll spread like S.A.R.S. in the winter light

SARS ran through my head, actually. I'm all for that.

 

[No spoken words]

I make me laugh:

U2 Feedback - View Single Post - 'Miami' vs. 'New York'

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I make me laugh:

U2 Feedback - View Single Post - 'Miami' vs. 'New York'

as long as someone laughed at it. i guess it's okay if it's just you.

 

[phillyfan26]

Laz's last two entries (Cock on Earth, With or Without Cock) are now on the site. I had to create the All That You Can't Leave Courtside lyrics page, as no one had written anything for it yet. Now only Cockengers is lyricless.

 

[No spoken words]

as long as someone laughed at it. i guess it's okay if it's just you.

This thread is not about your engagement, you're quite lost.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

This thread is not about your engagement, you're quite lost.

wait...i'm engaged?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Laz's last two entries (Cock on Earth, With or Without Cock) are now on the site. I had to create the All That You Can't Leave Courtside lyrics page, as no one had written anything for it yet. Now only Cockengers is lyricless.

i'll do lyrics for the first track of cockengers as well as the last two tracks.

 

[No spoken words]

wait...i'm engaged?

Have you been living under a rock?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Have you been living under a rock?

well, i do live in tennessee. the 70s just got here last month.

 

[corianderstem]

Watch out for those bell bottoms.

 

[No spoken words]

I keep starting to write about Letterman and then I stop because it'll be too corny, etc.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Watch out for those bell bottoms.

 

[impy13]

Ladies and gentlemen, Shuttlecock do proudly present:

Squirtigo

Love, fifteen, thirty, fifty!

Lights go down
It's dark
The theater curtains drawn
The film it starts
I'm feeling so much stiffer
Than I ought
My thighs are wide
Through boxer hole
It has been brought
Her hand can wander

Jai ho, jai ho! (Boo ya!)
I'm at a place called Squirtigo
Sensation I thought I'd never know
And then you do it faster and I squeal
Squeeeaaaaallll

My pants are tight and stained
Lady Friend's sleight of hand
My testes drain
They empty as the boys play "Pride" again
They know they can't grow hair
I won't complain

This film's in 3D
I'm wearing the specs
Girl from my high school
Is giving me a whack
Stroking to the music
Stroking to the music
Woooao

Jai ho, jai ho! (Boo ya!)
I'm at a place called Squirtigo
Sensation I thought I'd never know
But then you do it faster and I squeal
Squeeeaaaaallll

Rummaging, rummaging in my drawers
Rummaging, rummaging in my drawers
Rummaging, rummaging in my drawers
Just give me a tissue
And no one gets wet

Jai ho, jai ho! (Boo ya!)
We're at a place called Squirtigo
Lights went down, my zipper low
And then you gave me something
I can feel your hand moving around
Your hand is moving around
And I squeal
Squeeeaaaaallll

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

 

[corianderstem]

I keep starting to write about Letterman and then I stop because it'll be too corny, etc.

Are you going to gush about the Cock on the show tonight? Were you moved by BD? I'd love to hear whatever you have to say.

I love corn.

But not creamed corn, which is disgusting.

 

[No spoken words]

Are you going to gush about the Cock on the show tonight? Were you moved by BD? I'd love to hear whatever you have to say.

I love corn.

But not creamed corn, which is disgusting.

No, it has nothing to do with U2.

 

[phillyfan26]

Beautiful Shot

The cock is in flight
Pops off the wiry racquet
On this cold night
You better wear your jacket
You're out of luck
The cock went out of bounds
You shout "Fuck!"
'Cause you know every point still counts
You thought you'd found a shot
That would win you the game
A shot you thought you could turn to
When your serve was turning up lame

It's a beautiful shot
The birdie lands, you feel like
It's a beautiful shot
And that shot is all you got

You're on the line
But you got no way to beat him
He's in your mind
There's no way that you can unseat him
You love this sport
Even if it's not been kind to you
You've hit all over
And it's hit all over you

It's a beautiful shot
That shot is all you got
Beautiful shot

Earn me
Hit me to the other side
Return me
Use the whole court, it's wide

See the court, it's made of clay
See the challenger having his way
See the line judge blowing the game
See the crowd chanting out your name
See the court lights glaring at night
See your uniform in all white, and
See the birdie with the feathered tail
After all this, you know you'll prevail

It's a beautiful shot
That shot is all you got
Beautiful shot

Earn me
Hit me to the other side
Return me
Use the whole court, it's wide

What you don't have, you can't serve it now
What you don't know, how to return it somehow
What you don't have, you can't serve it now
You can't serve it now
Beautiful shot

 

[martha]

I love creamed corn.

And, just so everyone knows, I sit and read these threads and laugh and my husband just shakes his head.

 

[corianderstem]

No, it has nothing to do with U2.

You mean you have things to say about Letterman that don't have to do with U2?

By all means, say it anyway!

 

[No spoken words]

Dalton Pan and Powerjuice are tags for this thread.

 

[Irvine511]

jon stewart is a credit to your people.

 

[joyfulgirl]

And, just so everyone knows, I sit and read these threads and laugh and my husband just shakes his head.

Don't read aloud things I write - he might lose respect for me.

 

[lazarus]

Ladies and gentlemen, Shuttlecock do proudly present:

Squirtigo

Love, fifteen, thirty, fifty!

Lights go down
It's dark
The theater curtains drawn
The film it starts
I'm feeling so much stiffer
Than I ought
My thighs are wide
Through boxer hole
It has been brought
Her hand can wander

Jai ho, jai ho! (Boo ya!)
I'm at a place called Squirtigo
Sensation I thought I'd never know
And then you do it faster and I squeal
Squeeeaaaaallll

My pants are tight and stained
Lady Friend's sleight of hand
My testes drain
They empty as the boys play "Pride" again
They know they can't grow hair
I won't complain

This film's in 3D
I'm wearing the specs
Girl from my high school
Is giving me a whack
Stroking to the music
Stroking to the music
Woooao

Jai ho, jai ho! (Boo ya!)
I'm at a place called Squirtigo
Sensation I thought I'd never know
But then you do it faster and I squeal
Squeeeaaaaallll

Rummaging, rummaging in my drawers
Rummaging, rummaging in my drawers
Rummaging, rummaging in my drawers
Just give me a tissue
And no one gets wet

Jai ho, jai ho! (Boo ya!)
We're at a place called Squirtigo
Lights went down, my zipper low
And then you gave me something
I can feel your hand moving around
Your hand is moving around
And I squeal
Squeeeaaaaallll

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

You were right about something special.

Too bad YLB isn't here to relive the moment.

 

[No spoken words]

"Nsw is an ass" is a tag nao!!!! TEE-HEE!!!!