Shuttlecock! Part XII - I prefer Native Cock

[corianderstem]

So good it hurts. Yow!

 

[joyfulgirl]

Bono's birthday in Indianapolis on the Elevation Tour. It was awesome.

 

[corianderstem]

That's you grabbing his ass, isn't it?

 

[joyfulgirl]

That's you grabbing his ass, isn't it?

I was too shy scared old to climb up there dignified to participate.

 

[lazarus]

I'll take a wild guess here and assume that you wrote it?

Now what would make you think that?

Pages 3 & 4 were the best today:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f221/shuttlecock-part-xii-i-prefer-native-cock-194717-3.html

Jew dig it?

 

[corianderstem]

Aww. I might have been, too. Sometimes I think it'd be cool to get onstage, and then other times I think about how I would look like the biggest dork in the world and realize it wouldn't be that fun.

And then I think I'd get up there and do something completely dorky on purpose (like dance like I'm at a hoe-down) to see if I could make Bono laugh.

... because then he could see that I was one of the good ones, and truly understood him!

 

[No spoken words]

Now what would make you think that?

Pages 3 & 4 were the best today:

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f221/shuttlecock-part-xii-i-prefer-native-cock-194717-3.html

Jew dig it?

Good stuff, and I'm glad you found a stunt double for me.

 

[u2popmofo]

Good stuff, and I'm glad you found a stunt double for me.

If you haven't already, make sure to watch this as well, NSW:

YouTube - Letterman - Ask U2

 

[corianderstem]

I would like to "Ask U2" why the size of the images on my TV are suddenly larger now that I have digital cable.

 

[No spoken words]

If you haven't already, make sure to watch this as well, NSW:

YouTube - Letterman - Ask U2

Bono's reaction to Adam's ineptitude is priceless. I also had forgotten that Larry can speak.

 

[Lila64]

HD TV? Maybe they are being broadcast that way? Digital cable? I don't know. Ask the other Jew.

 

[joyfulgirl]

And then I think I'd get up there and do something completely dorky on purpose (like dance like I'm at a hoe-down) to see if I could make Bono laugh.

I would reeeeaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllly like to see hoe-down cori on a U2 ramp. Promise you'll wear overalls and pigtails?

I made a deal with the girl beside me on the rail in Phoenix that if Bono tried to get me onstage, she must go instead. She was delighted.

 

[u2popmofo]

Was this shared earlier? Looks like there's a reason to actually watch the episode tonight.

YouTube - Letterman - U2's Top Ten List

 

[LemonMelon]

If you haven't already, make sure to watch this as well, NSW:

YouTube - Letterman - Ask U2

OK, I definitely lol'd. Glad they're attempting to fit the band into some skits.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Was this shared earlier? Looks like there's a reason to actually watch the episode tonight.

YouTube - Letterman - U2's Top Ten List

Larry looks like my dog when I put reindeer ears on him.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Who do these guys think they are?

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f199/fymers-weigh-in-194708.html

 

[phillyfan26]

I would like to "Ask U2" why the size of the images on my TV are suddenly larger now that I have digital cable.

What type of television do you have? Is it a flatscreen?

 

[BonoIsMyMuse]

Wilco/Feist Collab News Blows P4k Circuit Breaker | Pitchfork

Let's just say you don't want a pic of what I'm going to be doing in a few minutes.

That's the best thing I've heard all day. Aside from the sound this high quality beer made when I opened it a little while ago. Somehow I managed to work from 8:30 to 6:30.

 

[martha]

Who do these guys think they are?

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f199/fymers-weigh-in-194708.html

They're mostly the boring I-don't-listen-to-U2-that-much-anymore crowd.

 

[phillyfan26]

Bono's reaction to Adam's ineptitude is priceless. I also had forgotten that Larry can speak.

Adam looks silky smooth at everything he does until he opens his mouth.

To me, Larry seems to have the most Irish of any of their accents. Anyone else?

 

[LemonMelon]

Who do these guys think they are?

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f199/fymers-weigh-in-194708.html

Huh, A_Wanderer isn't on the forum to talk about U2? Who knew?

 

[joyfulgirl]

They're mostly the boring I-don't-listen-to-U2-that-much-anymore crowd.

And think they can start a secret U2 thread in a non-U2 forum.

 

[u2popmofo]

And think they can start a secret U2 thread in a non-U2 forum.

Watch them try to hide it with some clever fake name or something!

Despicable.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Adam looks silky smooth at everything he does until he opens his mouth.

That's his charm.

 

[No spoken words]

And think they can start a secret U2 thread in a non-U2 forum.

Guess which thread is the more entertaining.

I like when robots make posts and all, but they're just not programmed with humor in mind.

"I'm a minority of one".

 

[Reggo]

Hey guys.

Excellent job to all of you who contributed to the Shuttlecock Owner's Manual. It's an endless source of entertainment. I even showed it to a friend who's not yet a player. He might just join the site to play badminton with you all.

Adam looks silky smooth at everything he does until he opens his mouth.

To me, Larry seems to have the most Irish of any of their accents. Anyone else?

QFT. I would go on to add "until he turns on his video camera" as well. There's been moments of pure WTFery in those.

And yeah, Larry's accent is the strongest.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

evening all...

Those youtube videos are banned in Canada it seems

 

[Reggo]

evening all...

Those youtube videos are banned in Canada it seems

Move south, elfa

 

[joyfulgirl]

evening all...

Those youtube videos are banned in Canada it seems

Posting at night?!

 

[u2popmofo]

evening all...

Those youtube videos are banned in Canada it seems

I just got done telling Cujo / Pinball Wizard his country is shit for this same reason.

I'm now telling you the same, Tonto.