Shuttlecock! Part XII - I prefer Native Cock

[phillyfan26]

I also have insider information that indicates strongly that the NBA missed the boat on nabbing another referee in this scandal, but, alas, that is a story for another day.

 

[corianderstem]

How many listens have you given the album?

Just the two yesterday, and another run through of NLOTH and Magnificent last night. I'll crank that sucker when I get home a little later.

 

[No spoken words]

Just the two yesterday. I'll crank that sucker when I get home a little later.

Nice.

 

[Lila64]

I was gonna go catch up, but, then, elected not to. I usually enjoy reading through what I missed, but I'm tired and maybe a bit cranky. But not crarky. And in pain. Whatever. Fuck. Cock.

Why are you cranky and in pain? And WTF is in Indianapolis? KNIFE CRIME spree?

 

[joyfulgirl]

I got in the heart in Indianapolis on Bono's birthday. That is my one and only Indianapolis story.

 

[corianderstem]

I've been in Indianapolis once. Nothing of note happened there, but on the drive back to Milwaukee, I was goofing around as we neared one of the toll booths in Illinois, and stuck my head out the window. My sunglasses fell off and were lost forever.

The end.

 

[No spoken words]

Why are you cranky and in pain? And WTF is in Indianapolis? KNIFE CRIME spree?

Conference tourneys. Women's this week, Men's next week. Cranky due to pain, likely. Reasons for pain is a long story. Thank you for asking.

My Hotel is phenomenal, at least. Stayed here last year, too.

 

[Lila64]

I've been in Indianapolis once. Nothing of note happened there, but on the drive back to Milwaukee, I was goofing around as we neared one of the toll booths in Illinois, and stuck my head out the window. My sunglasses fell off and were lost forever.

The end.

 

[No spoken words]

Bono says:

Always wear a safety belt. ALLLLLWAYS!

 

[corianderstem]

Thanks, Lila. It was a really heartbreaking loss.

Bono says:

Always wear a safety belt. ALLLLLWAYS!

Bono said that to me once. I cockpunched him for it. Then grabbed him and kissed him madly before sending him back on his merry way. He seemed really confused as we walked away from me.

The end.

 

[Lila64]

Conference tourneys. Women's this week, Men's next week. Cranky due to pain, likely. Reasons for pain is a long story. Thank you for asking.

My Hotel is phenomenal, at least. Stayed here last year, too.

Maddy's High School boys varsity team are in the Finals this weekend, being held at the Honda Center. The girls team were in the semis last week and got clobbered by a high ranking girls team. They had a bench of 18, and kept rotating them and often. They were all great, including the 6'2 center.

Call for some room service!


Oh, and a special smiley for you:

 

[phillyfan26]

Conference tourneys. Women's this week, Men's next week. Cranky due to pain, likely. Reasons for pain is a long story. Thank you for asking.

My Hotel is phenomenal, at least. Stayed here last year, too.

I watched a Big Ten game last night, AND IT SUCKED.

 

[joyfulgirl]

My sunglasses fell off and were lost forever.

The end.

I lost my sunglasses forever in Phoenix waiting in line for U2. See, everything's connected.

 

[Lila64]

Thanks, Lila. It was a really heartbreaking loss.



Bono said that to me once. I cockpunched him for it. Then grabbed him and kissed him madly before sending him back on his merry way. He seemed really confused as we walked away from me.

The end.

Was that your darling / beloved Bono?

 

[corianderstem]

Was that your darling or beloved Bono?

Neither. It was my sweetie snookums Bono.

I'm the only one who truly understands him, you see.

 

[phillyfan26]

Fact: I am currently sporting some very ill-advised facial hair.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Does somebody really call him their darling?

 

[martha]

now she sends me flowers and shouts complements at me.

Unwanted attention.

 

[corianderstem]

Does somebody really call him their darling?

I'm not sure where that particular snark originated. If someone calls him that a) that's horrifying; and b) I am not aware of it.

 

[u2popmofo]

My Hotel is phenomenal, at least. Stayed here last year, too.

Stop watching dirty movies, pervo.

 

[martha]

My Hotel is phenomenal, at least. Stayed here last year, too.

Go the Eiteljorg. And the Indy Museum of Art has a nice ceramics collection.

 

[No spoken words]

I watched a Big Ten game last night, AND IT SUCKED.

For reasons that I'll not bore you with, I very much would like to see PSU win their last two games.

What sucked? Which game, ours or the MSU game on ESPN?

 

[Lila64]

Stop watching dirty movies, pervo.

He's in Indianapolis, not Utah.

 

[phillyfan26]

For reasons that I'll not bore you with, I very much would like to see PSU win their last two games.

What sucked? Which game, ours or the MSU game on ESPN?

I watched the MSU game, but I find the Big Ten painful to watch in basketball. Way too slow.

I would like to see PSU win as well, for reasons that are probably obvious.

 

[No spoken words]

Go the Eiteljorg. And the Indy Museum of Art has a nice ceramics collection.

I wish I had time to hit a museum. Truly.

 

[u2popmofo]

He's in Indianapolis, not Utah.

The kind of movies he likes are against the law here.

 

[u2popmofo]

I wish I had time to hit a museum. Truly.

You only have time to cry about pain like a 78 year old man.

 

[lazarus]

I'm in Indianapolis. I'll be here for a few days next week, too. I missed a lot of Cock today, it seems. Cock.

The only important thing you missed was the debut of Tryin' to Throw Your Cock Around The Court.

IMHO.


Also, PFan, could you fix one of the lines in Serve (Faraway, So Close)? The London, Belfast... line should end with "Orlando, Florida, U2-3D".

Thanks.

 

[No spoken words]

What did I listen to on the drive down here, you ask?

UF
Achtung Baby
A compilation I made with various b-sides or unreleased tracks.

Achtung Baby is painfully good.

 

[No spoken words]

The only important thing you missed was the debut of Tryin' to Throw Your Cock Around The Court.

I'll take a wild guess here and assume that you wrote it?