Shuttlecock! Part VII - Harry Muffin and the Shuttler's Cock

[No spoken words]

Poppycock

1. "Discocock"
2. "Do You Feel Cock"
3. "Mo'cock"
4. "If God Will Serve His Shuttles"
5. "Staring at the Cock"
6. "Last Night on Clay"
7. "Gonecock" (?)
8. "Miami Regional Qualifying Tournament"
9. "The Playbird Mansion"
10. "If You Serve That Velvet Cock"
11. "Cock Please"
12. "Wake Up Dead Cock"




Feel free to shoot down any of these, by the way.

Just in an effort to have less cock and whatnot....12 - Wake Up Line Judge?

 

[impy13]

Cockropa

1. "Cockropa"
2. "Babycock"
3. "Numbcock"
4. "Cockawwwnnnnn"
5. "Serve (Faraway, So Close!)"
6. "Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Crushed Cock"
7. "Some Shots Are Better Than Others"
8. "The First Set"
9. "Dirty Play"
10. "The Cockerer"

 

[lazarus]

Cock-war is weak.

You've obviously never been in one.

Tryin' to Serve Your Cock Over the Net would be better for track nine, no?

I like that.

 

[phillyfan26]

Ball Boy

1. I Will Return
2. KNIFE CRIME
3. An Cock Dubh
4. Into the Net
5. Out of the Court
6. Stories for Ball Boys
7. The Birdie
8. A Day Without Cock
9. Another Serve, Another Ace
10. The Electric Cock
11. Shadows and Stabbings

Their most KNIFE CRIMEd record.

 

[No spoken words]

Please fucking tell me that Ace replaces Grace or I wash my hands of all of you.

 

[LemonMelon]

7. "Gonecock" (?)

Cock (Not Coming Down)?

 

[impy13]

2. KNIFE CRIME

It could never have been anything else.

Please fucking tell me that Ace replaces Grace or I wash my hands of all of you.

I like it.

Cock (Not Coming Down)?

I like it.

 

[phillyfan26]

Please fucking tell me that Ace replaces Grace or I wash my hands of all of you.

I got you another Ace reference on Ball Boy.

 

[LemonMelon]

So, have we decided on War's Shuttlecocked title yet?

The following have been suggested:

Cock-War
Cock-o-War
Fore
War And Cock

 

[lazarus]

All That You Can't Leave Courtside
5. "Kike (for NSW)"

Ohnoyoudidn't!

11 should be "Ace" - Don't even argue with me, just change it.

Exactly.

Poppycock

1. "Discocock"
2. "Do You Feel Cock"
3. "Mo'cock"
4. "If God Will Serve His Shuttles"
5. "Staring at the Cock"
6. "Last Night on Clay"
7. "Gonecock" (?)
8. "Miami Regional Qualifying Tournament"
9. "The Playbird Mansion"
10. "If You Serve That Velvet Cock"
11. "Cock Please"
12. "Wake Up Dead Cock"

I kind of like My Racquet instead of that unwieldy one.

 

[No spoken words]

Miami Regional Qualifying Tournament is epic.

 

[impy13]

I kind of like My Racquet instead of that unwieldy one.

I was reaching, I admit.

So, have we decided on War's Shuttlecocked title yet?

The following have been suggested:

Cock-War
Cock-Of-War
Fore
War And Cock

It's Cock-o-War sir.

 

[lazarus]

9. Another Serve, Another Ace

I thought we already had the fantastic Another Cock, Another Face.

 

[phillyfan26]

Is it to be spelled "racket" or "racquet" for these titles?

 

[lazarus]

Also, there's already lyrics for Sometimes You Can't Serve It On Your Own.

 

[impy13]

I like racquet.


I like Hot Sailors.

 

[phillyfan26]

I thought we already had the fantastic Another Cock, Another Face.

Survey the Cock Force.

 

[phillyfan26]

I like racquet.


I like Hot Sailors.

Or even better, Hot Se-

 

[LMP]

Is it to be spelled "racket" or "racquet" for these titles?

You don't get involved in racqueteering, now do you?

 

[No spoken words]

Is it to be spelled "racket" or "racquet" for these titles?

Racquet.

 

[phillyfan26]

You don't get involved in racqueteering, now do you?

I trust I can rely on your shot.

 

[LMP]

Racquet.

Are you speaking for all of Israel?

I trust I can rely on your shot.

Just don't turn the cock out.

 

[lazarus]

Shuttle & Bum:

Helter Server
Van Diemen's Cock
Desire Cock
Cockmoon 269
All Along the Ref Tower
Freedom For My Cock
Shriveled and Cold
Angel of Hardcourt
Love Racquet Me
Hardland
Cock Part II
The Star-Spangled Cock
All I Want Is Cock

 

[phillyfan26]

Racquet.

I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass if you don't shut the fuck up for a minute.

 

[phillyfan26]

Are you speaking for all of Israel?



Just don't turn the cock out.

It's always best when the cock is out.

 

[LMP]

I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass if you don't shut the fuck up for a minute.

What the FUCK is it with you?

 

[phillyfan26]

What the FUCK is it with you?

This is the second time that he doesn't give a FUCK about what's goin' on in front of the camera.

 

[LemonMelon]

The Unforgettable Cock

1. A Sort Of Cock Coming
2. Pride (In The Name Of Cock)
3. Wiry Cock
4. The Unforgettable Cock
5. (A Rally Is Like A) Promenade
6. Cocks of July
7. Bad Serve
8. Indian Summer Cocks
9. Elvis Presley's Cock And America
10. MLKock

 

[impy13]

Little over reliant on the cock there, ElMel.

 

[phillyfan26]

Shuttlecock references Dalton frequently, don't they? Red Cock, Red Cock Mining Town, Indian Summer Cock, Native Cock?