Shuttlecock! Part VII - Harry Muffin and the Shuttler's Cock

[LemonMelon]

Maybe going forward, you or Impy should post all the correct song an album titles on the first post.

I'd be more than happy to help out with this. I'm sure we've discussed 75% of Shuttlecock's recorded output by now, but there are a few cocks left unnamed.

 

[lazarus]

You mean stuff like In God's Cock-Tree?

 

[LMP]

Cocks of the Disappeared?

 

[phillyfan26]

Remember, we need a healthy mix of cock and badminton in these song titles.

Good luck.

 

[Dalton]

No he means: Scarlet Cock (Day 29)

 

[phillyfan26]

(In shadows)
Officer, put down the knife
(Native cock)
I never wanted to take your life
(Native cock)
The time is running off the clock
(It's so hard)
Is it so hard for a native cock
To be free?

 

[LemonMelon]

Let's have a With Or Without Cock singalong to pass the time.

See the cock that's in your eye

 

[lazarus]

Remember, we need a healthy mix of cock and badminton in these song titles.

Trip Through Your Nets and Birdie the Blue Sky are well aware of that.

 

[phillyfan26]

Let's have a With Or Without Cock singalong to pass the time.

See the cock that's in your eye

See the net twist 'round your thigh

 

[phillyfan26]

Trip Through Your Nets and Birdie the Blue Sky are well aware of that.

What's the tracklisting for The Joshua Cock again? I know it's got some classics like Where the Cocks Have No Game and Shuttling to Stand Still, but what are the rest?

 

[lazarus]

Well in addition to what you've already seen here, there's Red Cock Mining Town (about the plight of Dalton's brethren) and One Cock Hill.

 

[LemonMelon]

What's the tracklisting for The Joshua Cock again? I know it's got some classics like Where the Cocks Have No Game and Shuttling to Stand Still, but what are the rest?

Where the Cocks Have No Game
I Still Haven't Found The Cock I'm Looking For
With Or Without Cock
Birdie The Blue Sky
Shuttling To Stand Still
Red Cock Mining Town
In Cock's Country
Trip Through Your Nets
One Cock Hill
Evacuate (In The Hands Of Cock)
Cocks Of The Disappeared

Sound good?

 

[lazarus]

In Cock's Country
Evacuate (In The Hands Of Cock)

I think my In God's Cock-Tree was better, but nice work on the second one. I was stuck there.

 

[lazarus]

And I'm not sure about Achtung, Birdie's list, but it may have been something like this:

Cock Station
Even Better than the Real Cock
OneCock
Until the End of the Match
Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Cocks?
So Cocky
The Bird
Mysterious Plays
Trying to Throw Your Arms Around the Cock
Ultraracket (Serve My Way)
Cockrobat
Love is Badminton

 

[No spoken words]

I was actually thinking "In-bounds Country" but maybe not.

 

[impy13]

Ball Boy
Cocktober
Cock-war
Under a Blood Red Cock
The Unforgettable Cock
Wide Apage in Americock
The Joshua Cock
Shuttle & Bum
Achtung, Birdie
Cockropa
Poppycock
All That You Can't Leave Courtside
How to Manhandle an Atomic Serve
No Net on the Horizon

FYI

Make up full tracklistings out of the common knowledge songs and filling in the gaps. I'm sure we haven't done [/Shuttlecocklingo] "Red Light" [Shuttlecocklingo] yet, for instance.

 

[phillyfan26]

And I'm not sure about Achtung, Birdie's list, but it may have been something like this:

Cock Station
Even Better than the Real Cock
OneCock
Until the End of the Match
Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Cocks?
So Cocky
The Bird
Mysterious Plays
Trying to Throw Your Arms Around the Cock
Ultraracket (Serve My Way)
Cockrobat
Love is Badminton

Until the End of the Match was definitely my name for it, good memory. Ultraracket (Serve My Way) is fantastic, as is the closing track.

 

[LemonMelon]

I think my In God's Cock-Tree was better, but nice work on the second one. I was stuck there.

Fair enough. It's far more creative than my effort.

And I'm not sure about Achtung, Birdie's list, but it may have been something like this:

Cock Station
Even Better than the Real Cock
OneCock
Until the End of the Match
Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Cocks?
So Cocky
The Bird
Mysterious Plays
Trying to Throw Your Arms Around the Cock
Ultraracket (Serve My Way)
Cockrobat
Love is Badminton

I think One Birdie would be very amusing because of a certain rumored NLOTH title.

 

[No spoken words]

Cock-war is weak.

Fore?

 

[phillyfan26]

Tryin' to Serve Your Cock Over the Net would be better for track nine, no?

 

[phillyfan26]

Cock-war is weak.

Fore?

Ha.

 

[impy13]

Cock-war is weak.

Fore?

I wanted Cock-o-war, but Laz shot it down.

 

[No spoken words]

I wanted Cock-o-war, but Laz shot it down.

Cock-o-war is better than Cock-war, but I'm liking Fore.

 

[LemonMelon]

How about...War And Cock?

 

[impy13]

How to Manhandle an Atomic Serve

1. "Squirtigo"
2. "Miracle Shot"
3. "Sometimes You Can't Rally on Your Own"
4. "Love and Peace or Cock"
5. "City of Winding Serves"
6. "All Because of Cock"
7. "A Cock and a Woman"
8. "Crumbs from Your Cock"
9. "One Step Closer to the Net"
10. "Original of the Birdies"
11. "Cockweh"

 

[impy13]

All That You Can't Leave Courtside

1. "Beautiful Shot"
2. "Stuck in a Match You Can't Get Out Of"
3. "Cockevation"
4. "Serve On"
5. "Kike (for NSW)"
6. "In a Little Cock"
7. "Wild Birdie"
8. "Cock on Earth"
9. "When I Look at the Cock"
10. "New Cock"
11. "Graceful Volley"

 

[Dalton]

Crumbs from your Cock makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

 

[No spoken words]

All That You Can't Leave Courtside

1. "Beautiful Shot"
2. "Stuck in a Match You Can't Get Out Of"
3. "Cockevation"
4. "Serve On"
5. "Kike (for NSW)"
6. "In a Little Cock"
7. "Wild Birdie"
8. "Cock on Earth"
9. "When I Look at the Cock"
10. "New Cock"
11. "Graceful Volley"

11 should be "Ace" - Don't even argue with me, just change it.

 

[impy13]

Poppycock

1. "Discocock"
2. "Do You Feel Cock"
3. "Mo'cock"
4. "If God Will Serve His Shuttles"
5. "Staring at the Cock"
6. "Last Night on Clay"
7. "Gonecock" (?)
8. "Miami Regional Qualifying Tournament"
9. "The Playbird Mansion"
10. "If You Serve That Velvet Cock"
11. "Cock Please"
12. "Wake Up Dead Cock"




Feel free to shoot down any of these, by the way.

 

[LemonMelon]

This is really sloppy, and expect a few corrections, but here's my attempt...

All The Cocks You Can't Leave Behind

1. Beautiful Court
2. Stuck In A Rally You Can't Get Out Of
3. (You Elevate My) Cock
4. Cock On
5. (My Lob Floats Like A) Kite
6. In A Little Cock
7. Wild Serve
8. Cock On Earth
9. When I Look At The Serve
10. New Cock
11. Gracious Cock