Shuttlecock! Part V - Helping 'cock across the road like a little old lady

[Sicy]

That's ok I already know what you look like.

 

[Dalton]

Can you upload a pic of yourself as well so I can finally have some photoshop fun after 7 years.

I believe that cameras steal your soul.

 

[lazarus]

The correct term is Native Americans, btw.

 

[Dalton]

The correct term is Native Americans, btw.

Politically correct or not, I'm still gonna scalp your ass.

 

[No spoken words]

Here's my translated review of another song from NLOTH (you pick the song):

"As the clock rang out its midnight chime song, we circled up and prepared a listening experience paralleled with excitement. This was the U2 of the newness, and we would be getting just the one hearing and I am the fan.

________________ is a rolling rocker in the heavy styles of guitar ghosts from the far away past. Edge surfs the atomic skies and finds in himself the legendary power of mighty reverb. When he plays his solo, a mountain falls into the double trip of our revelations. Larry then hammers home the pulp with a quickening bump-thump that reminds one of Thor as he ascends to Valhalla. Adam sets the rumble tone with nimble kick-mixes in 5/8. (Someone has clearly been listening to early Hasselhof!) On the finally, Bono wears a noble cloak of silver as his voice explodes through a maze of silence. The end of the tune finds all 4 people of the band experiencing a telescope matinee, courtesy of Daniel Lanois' uncanny fine tuning."

 

[impy13]

Googly Eyes no want NFL wampum. He come back to OU to complete BCS failure trifecta.

You racist fuck.

He'll do it, Laz.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Here's my translated review of another song from NLOTH (you pick the song):

"As the clock rang out its midnight chime song, we circled up and prepared a listening experience paralleled with excitement. This was the U2 of the newness, and we would be getting just the one hearing and I am the fan.

________________ is a rolling rocker in the heavy styles of guitar ghosts from the far away past. Edge surfs the atomic skies and finds in himself the legendary power of mighty reverb. When he plays his solo, a mountain falls into the double trip of our revelations. Larry then hammers home the pulp with a quickening bump-thump that reminds one of Thor as he ascends to Valhalla. Adam sets the rumble tone with nimble kick-mixes in 5/8. (Someone has clearly been listening to early Hasselhof!) On the finally, Bono wears a noble cloak of silver as his voice explodes through a maze of silence. The end of the tune finds all 4 people of the band experiencing a telescope matinee, courtesy of Daniel Lanois' uncanny fine tuning."

good but not as many esl - wtf moments as the first review...

 

[phanan]

This.

Yet another reason why I won't post my photo here.

Same.

 

[corianderstem]

"Once the starting of the song has begun, The Edge unreveals his glorious chimes of progression, unleashing a sonic mystical dream that chokes the listener with it's good time smell. Bono then signs up for the fray with a falsetto croon that seduces the pigeons and makes hearts bump around in the sonics. Larry and Adam discuss a backbeat ergo Motown's classic days of double time howling and rum. The middle portion featuring a Brian Eno galaxy time warp of the melt, with cascading baloons of hawaiian punch exploding all over the frets."

Ha ha ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

more, please.

 

[lazarus]

Who's going to write the review with a bunch of Battlestar Galactica references/metaphors?

 

[No spoken words]

Who's going to write the review with a bunch of Battlestar Galactica references/metaphors?

I don't have the heart. But, I could certainly pull that off.

 

[impy13]

Who's going to write the review with a bunch of Battlestar Galactica references/metaphors?

I guess it'll be the one who wants Muldy to pull a Paul Reubens up in this bitch.

 

[lazarus]

"Songs like White as Snow and Cedars of Lebanon show that the band has clearly been watching more politically insightful television, allowing them to see the grey area in some of the world's ongoing conflicts"

"This album doesn't slowly announce its presence. It screams right in your face from the get-go, like a Base Ship that just FTL jumped into your living room."

 

[No spoken words]

"Magnificent limps at the beginning, like Lt. Gaeda in a footrace. But then it slowly accelerates, like a colonial fighter after Dradis contact has been made."

"I like the beginning of the album, but let's just say that the last bunch of the songs are no Final Five"

"Bono must have been drunker than Sol Tigh when he wrote that lyric"

"Lance's Mom has more sex than Ellen Tigh during fleet week" - not sure if this one belongs with the rest, but whatever.

 

[phanan]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I guess I'm going to have to watch this show at some point

 

[phanan]

I guess I'm going to have to watch this show at some point

It really is a fantastic show, despite everything Muldfeld says.

 

[No spoken words]

I guess I'm going to have to watch this show at some point

I'd be shocked, Elfa, if you did not enjoy it.

 

[lazarus]

"Magnificent limps at the beginning, like Lt. Gaeda in a footrace. But then it slowly accelerates, like a colonial fighter after Dradis contact has been made."

"I like the beginning of the album, but let's just say that the last bunch of the songs are no Final Five"

"Bono must have been drunker than Sol Tigh when he wrote that lyric"

"Lance's Mom has more sex than Ellen Tigh during fleet week" - not sure if this one belongs with the rest, but whatever.

Perfect.

"The Edge proves himself once again to be the Gaius Baltar of this quartet, with his fine shadings and deliriously crazy but brilliant choices, and we're just not sure if he's really human."

 

[lazarus]

"Like the echoes of All Along the Watchtower in the season 3 finale, Fez--Being Born gives us ghostly apparitions of the 'Let me in the sound' section of Get On Your Boots".

 

[No spoken words]

"Like the echoes of All Along the Watchtower in the season 3 finale, Fez--Being Born gives us ghostly apparitions of the 'Let me in the sound' section of Get On Your Boots".

Ha, nice.

 

[lazarus]

"You can hear Bono letting his guard down during Moment of Surrender, and can imagine him removing his sunglasses as he sings, like Romo Lampkin in a vulnerable state. And just when you think the song is over, he stabs you in the ear with a yell not unlike Lampkin's favorite pen."

 

[No spoken words]

"You can hear Bono letting his guard down during Moment of Surrender, and can imagine him removing his sunglasses as he sings, like Romo Lampkin in a vulnerable state. And just when you think the song is over, he stabs you in the ear with a yell not unlike Lampkin's favorite pen."

That made me legitimately LOL.

That was a great little scene, by the way. I was thrilled to see Lampkin pop back up, let alone experience a moment of bad-assery courtesy of his pen.

 

[lazarus]

Rumour has it that won't be the last time, either.

 

[No spoken words]

Rumour has it that won't be the last time, either.

I also like how that one dude (I forget his name) pops up like every 5 episodes....the guy who let Chief Tyrol go, and then flipped sides after getting bitch-slapped by Lee Adama.

 

[impy13]

You two done yet?

 

[martha]

I fucking love this thread. I think I want to send it some roses for Valentine's Day.

 

[phillyfan26]

Afternoon, Lead Cock and fellow members of the Cock Force.

 

[No spoken words]

Cock Force. Good lord.

 

[phillyfan26]

Cock Force. Good lord.

The Cock Force brings justice. Utahn Justice.