Shuttlecock! Part V - Helping 'cock across the road like a little old lady

[No spoken words]

Some Canadians just want to watch the world burn.

 

[phillyfan26]

Some Canadians just want to watch the world burn.

One day, we found a young Canadian boy holding a ruby ... the size of a tangerine.

 

[Irvine511]

hey guys! what goes on in this thread?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

we make fun of other threads

 

[phillyfan26]

hey guys! what goes on in this thread?

We talk about the band this forum is dedicated to, only without the crazies. We refer to it only as Shuttlecock, and the band members are Boner, The Hedge, Adam Claycourt, and Harry Muffin Jr. All of the song titles and tours and such are referred to with names that either reference badminton or just cock.

 

[joyfulgirl]

hey guys! what goes on in this thread?

You're late to the party, but thank God you finally got here. What did you bring?

 

[phillyfan26]

So, in summary, welcome, Irvine.

 

[Irvine511]

we make fun of other threads

meta!

 

[joyfulgirl]

We talk about the band this forum is dedicated to, only without the crazies. We refer to it only as Shuttlecock, and the band members are Boner, The Hedge, Adam Claycourt, and Harry Muffin Jr. All of the song titles and tours and such are referred to with names that either reference badminton or just cock.

So in other words Irvine, there's a lot, and I mean A LOT of cock talk in here. Welcome.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Do you like the song "11 O'Clock Stiff Cock"? Thought so.

 

[phillyfan26]

Irvine, I enjoyed your lyrical interpretation of Get on Your Cock, by the way.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm assuning you're ok with cock jokes, no?

 

[No spoken words]

Do you like the song "11 O'Clock Stiff Cock"? Thought so.

I'm going to have to ask you to start crediting me with this, just because it';s such fucking genius and my rep on this site is pretty putrid.

 

[Irvine511]

So in other words Irvine, there's a lot, and I mean A LOT of cock talk in here. Welcome.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm going to have to ask you to start crediting me with this, just because it';s such fucking genius and my rep on this site is pretty putrid.

how many reps can you do, say, when compared to Chris Carter?


Chris Carter

 

[phillyfan26]

Shuttlecock! Part VI - NSW Came Up with "11 O'Clock Stiff Cock," FYI

 

[Irvine511]

i'm very thankful to be here. FYM bores me now, and i need to find a good way to waste time at work. and what better way to do that than with cock?

 

[No spoken words]

Shuttlecock! Part VI - NSW Came up with "11 O'Clock Stiff Cock," FYI

No, that's not being true to the thread titles. Not subtle, either.

Take the Lamborghini. Much more subtle.

 

[Dalton]

I'm going to have to ask you to start crediting me with this, just because it';s such fucking genius and my rep on this site is pretty putrid.

You're only 16. You don't have a rep yet.

 

[phillyfan26]

i'm very thankful to be here. FYM bores me now, and i need to find a good way to waste time at work. and what better way to do that than with cock?

Welcome home.

FYM is a wasteland. I used it during the election to stay updated, but it's no good for my cynicism to read discourse between people older than me who have no idea what they're talking about.

 

[No spoken words]

i'm very thankful to be here. FYM bores me now, and i need to find a good way to waste time at work. and what better way to do that than with cock?

Amen. It's cock-laden in here.

 

[Irvine511]

You're only 16. You don't have a rep yet.

you go to school to learn, not for a fashion show.

 

[No spoken words]

You're only 16. You don't have a rep yet.

Old school hip-hop from the Dalton.

 

[joyfulgirl]

I'm going to have to ask you to start crediting me with this, just because it';s such fucking genius and my rep on this site is pretty putrid.

My mistake. 11 O'Clock Stiff Cock © NSW

 

[phillyfan26]

No, that's not being true to the thread titles. Not subtle, either.

Take the Lamborghini. Much more subtle.

We're about subtlety all of a sudden?

Do you know what's great about the Joker? He revolutionized shoes. He made them KNIFE CRIME.

 

[No spoken words]

FYM is a wasteland.

And this thread is a Cockland.

Cockland.....

Cockland.....

Heaven knows, this is our Cockland....

 

[Irvine511]

Welcome home.

FYM is a wasteland. I used it during the election to stay updated, but it's no good for my cynicism to read discourse between people older than me who have no idea what they're talking about.

i've only checked FYM recently to see if Dalton responded to my lesbian/cock/semen/protein joke.

he hasn't.

 

[joyfulgirl]

i'm very thankful to be here. FYM bores me now, and i need to find a good way to waste time at work. and what better way to do that than with cock?

How much do you love the 'Cock?

 

[No spoken words]

My mistake. 11 O'Clock Stiff Cock © NSW

That's sort of a lot better.

 

[phillyfan26]

i've only checked FYM recently to see if Dalton responded to my lesbian/cock/semen/protein joke.

he hasn't.

Probably because you didn't use his proper title: Dalton.