Shuttlecock! Part IX - Squeezing out cocks of light

[Dalton]

Hey, it works for your wife.

True, but she says that I always ruin it by asking, "Can I turn the TV on yet?"

 

[Dalton]

There was a moment on Friday somewhere on I-10 in West Texas near the Mexico border, where I really wanted to pull over, take my clothes off, and dance on the roof of the car to Magnificock

I am Dalton and I approve these actions.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm there as well, I'm kind of surprised actually how much I love this album, especially Magnificock...

It might wear off but the more I listen to it the more I doubt it...

It's obvious to me now that how I feel is not going to wear off.

Nice avatar. Ta-da.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Apparently these fuckers just performed Breathe live on some French TV show.

Can't wait to see it.

 

[Dalton]

Apparently these fuckers just performed Breathe live on some French TV show.

Can't wait to see it.

Link that bitch NOW.

What are the dates for the Letterman gig?

 

[BoMac]

I'm there as well, I'm kind of surprised actually how much I love this album, especially Magnificock...

It might wear off but the more I listen to it the more I doubt it...

I love it as well, and I'm trying not to overplay it to keep it fresh.

However, I have doubts that this album will have the staying power of The Joshua Cock, Achtung Birdie and Cockropa. I can listen to those albums and it still sounds fresh and exciting each and every time.

And I realize it's still very early in the game. I can tell you I never listen to the past two albums because they bore me now.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Link that bitch NOW.

What are the dates for the Letterman gig?

Video of the full performance hasn't surfaced yet, but it's being feverishly discussed in this thread - http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f196/canal-tv-studios-france-performence-today-194083-13.html

And here's the first minute of Breathe live in super shitty quality!

YouTube - Exclu U2 au Grand Journal ( 02 )

Letterman is Monday, March 2nd through Friday, March 6th.

 

[Dalton]

That's a great fuckin' song and I love the cockatoo stanza as much as I've ever loved their lyrics.

 

[Dalton]

And it's official folks, I have straight up, retarded love for Cock Crazy.

 

[Dalton]

BTW Cor, I can't believe Seracen fucked coaches daughter. Take that coach.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Breathe

 

[Irvine511]

wow, it's already better than the album version. it will kill live. when it ends, we'll have 18,000 victims of knife crime at the Verizon Center in DC.

 

[Irvine511]

And it's official folks, I have straight up, retarded love for Cock Crazy.

me too!



is that a knife in your pocket or do you just want to scalp me?

 

[Dalton]

is that a knife in your pocket or do you just want to scalp me?

I lol'd

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

And here's the first minute of Breathe live in super shitty quality!

and how! He even sings the "These DAAAYYS" part better live

 

[corianderstem]

BTW Cor, I can't believe Seracen fucked coaches daughter. Take that coach.

Well, it's not like that hadn't already happened. I loved last Friday's episode.

I'm a little worried about the new QB. With his crazy dad and pressure and stuff, I think we're going to see him crack before the season is over. I fear he might off himself or something.

 

[Dalton]

Well, it's not like that hadn't already happened. I loved last Friday's episode.

I'm a little worried about the new QB. With his crazy dad and pressure and stuff, I think we're going to see him crack before the season is over. I fear he might off himself or something.

Wait. I thought they didn't have sex. They got close (heavy petting), but didn't seal the deal.

BTW - Riggins tour of Dylan was funny as shit to me.

 

[corianderstem]

Was that what had happened? I forgot that. I just hope this new, happy Julie sticks around. I was very tired of whiny little brat Julie.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I only let the 'Cock get to first base: I listened to Breathe once.

I'm still holding out till March 3rd, which makes February the longest month ever.

martha - do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you won't be sorry.

Link that bitch NOW.

What are the dates for the Letterman gig?

and how! He even sings the "These DAAAYYS" part better live

Dying... I need to get home. My comp at work has no speakers.

 

[martha]

martha - do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you won't be sorry.

peer pressure

 

[Irishteen]

Boner again says that album 13 seems to be pretty much finished. Late night feel

 

[Irvine511]

peer pressure

you see? this is what happens when we have low expectations and think, "well, they're just going to do it anyway ..."

abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

remember, you made that chastity vow to your father and he put a purity ring on your finger.

you'll wait until March 3rd young lady.

 

[BoMac]

Boner again says that album 13 seems to be pretty much finished. Late night feel

I'll believe it when I see it. Has there been a thread started on this topic yet over in CrazyTown, aka The Other Place?

 

[Irvine511]

Boner again says that album 13 seems to be pretty much finished. Late night feel

let's just say that this made "Cock - Being Engorged" feel like a very vivid song title when i just read it.

more! more! more!

 

[Irishteen]

Shuttlecock are also apparently taking a spaceship on tour with them

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

why not just reuse the Lemon?

 

[impy13]

You know what I think would be cool is if you guys went and rewrote a bunch of old U2 songs by changing the lyrics to reflect a Badminton theme.

You celebrate your way, we'll celebrate ours.

Plus, it's more fun than fawning over a mediocre record.

 

[No spoken words]

Fez and Breathe just keep getting better and better. NLOTH, too. I will stab you all out of sheer joy.

 

[Irvine511]

Shuttlecock are also apparently taking a spaceship on tour with them

oooh, just like Jefferson Starship!

 

[Irishteen]

why not just reuse the Lemon?

Adam thinks Downcourt Man was a b-side but is one of Shuttecock's defining songs

You can't expect them to remember a Lemon