Shuttlecock! Part IX - Squeezing out cocks of light

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Indeed. It is all of those things. Shuttlecock needs to be logged, and now it is.
 
So I sent impy all the old ones I could find:

Where The Cocks Have No Game
I Still Haven't Found Cock I'm Looking For
Shuttling to Stand Still
Miracle Cock
Love is Badminton
 
Another one for The Joshua Cock:

BULLET THE BLUE COCK

In the howling wind comes a stinging bird
See it driving points
Into the souls on the team of pain
From the other side, a red orange blow
See the face of players
Running scared on the court below

Bullet the blue cock
Bullet the blue cock
Bullet the blue
Bullet the blue

In the locust wind comes a shuttle and bum
Dalton wrestled the referee
And the referee was overcome
You plant a demon shot
You raise a racquet of fire
See them turning aces
See the score higher and higher

Bullet the blue cock
Bullet the blue cock
Bullet the blue
Bullet the blue

This guy comes up to me
His cock red like a edge of a cliff face
Like all the colors of a racquet case
And he's reeling off those shuttlecocks
Smackin' 'em down
One game, two games
And I can see those other teams
And I can see those other teams
Across the hotels where the players sleep
Through the volleys of a practice meet
You take the game face to the first court
Turn the arm and slowly unleash the sport
As a ref breathes into a megaphone
And through the stands you hear the people groan
Outside is badminton
Outside is badminton

Across the court you see the net ripped open
See the cock through a gaping wound
Pounding on the players and coaches
Who serve
Into the arms
Of badminton.
 
lazarus said:
So PFan what's your verdict on No Net v2?

Inquiring cocks want to know.
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I think what I said earlier was that I loved them both, would live to see a hybrid of the two live, and that if forced to choose, I'd take V2, but only by a slight margin.
 
Haha...this is so stupid, but hilarious in a mindless way:

"Net Fall Down"

Julie says, John we're getting nowhere
I serve this shuttle, hope to get it someplace soon
I want to serve it
When I walk to the line
But when I get up to serve
The net falls down

Julie stand it up, Julie set it upright
You serve the shuttle, said you were gonna
Get it across someday
Gonna walk to the line
And the wind and the rain
Knocks it down again
Now you fall down
Your net falls down
It falls down
It falls down

Your net is falling down
It falls down
It falls down

Julie serve something, Julie don't be lazy
It's gonna stay upright eventually, you'd better not
Leave it there anyway
I want to receive the serve, when you get up
But when you get up
The net falls down
It's falling down
It fell down
It broke itself

It fell, it falls down
It's falling down
It fell down
When you stand up
It falls with you
And when you're getting up
Is when it hits the ground
It fall with you
It falls down
 
Nice work. It's hard to write those older songs, because they're very simplistic, even when effective. You wind up with a lot of repetition and it's not as fun as the later stuff.
 
lazarus said:
Nice work. It's hard to write those older songs, because they're very simplistic, even when effective. You wind up with a lot of repetition and it's not as fun as the later stuff.
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This is true. I tried I Served My Cock Through A Window, but it's not going anywhere. I used variations of "serve" about 9 times in the first verse alone.
 
The First Set

I have a drop shot
A drop shot like no other
It's got spin, spin, spin, sweet spin
My coach taught me how to hit
Gets me points when there's none to win
Gets me matches I was never in
And it's the first set
I have won

I have a partner
When I'm a partner in need
He spends his whole match serving
Spend mine cheering on our team
When the return is going down
I see him diving to the ground
And it's the first set
I have won

My head coach is a rich man
He has a rich man's trophy
Gave me the secret to all his success
Gave me a racquet of gold
He said I have many champions
And there are many sets to win
But I left by the locker room
Threw the racquet at him
Yeah, I threw the racquet at him
I threw the racquet at him

And it's the first set
I have won
 
"Red Card"

Oh, I serve to you, you walk off the court
You want to practice your drop shots
You say you don't want my cock
But you can't master them, if you're playing with yourself
I give you my cock
I give you my cock
Give you my cock
Still you walk off the court

My heart goes boom, as you walk to the locker room
But where can you go, to leave your gear behind?
Alone in the spotlight...of this, your own tournament
I give you my cock, cock, cock, cock
Cock, cock, cock, cock
Cock

I give you my cock
Give you my cock
I give you my cock
I give you my cock
I give you my cock
 
phillyfan26 said:
The First Set

I have a drop shot
A drop shot like no other
It's got spin, spin, spin, sweet spin
My coach taught me how to hit
Gets me points when there's none to win
Gets me matches I was never in
And it's the first set
I have won

I have a partner
When I'm a partner in need
He spends his whole match serving
Spend mine cheering on our team
When the return is going down
I see him diving to the ground
And it's the first set
I have won

My head coach is a rich man
He has a rich man's trophy
Gave me the secret to all his success
Gave me a racquet of gold
He said I have many champions
And there are many sets to win
But I left by the locker room
Threw the racquet at him
Yeah, I threw the racquet at him
I threw the racquet at him

And it's the first set
I have won
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Cockropa's looking pretty damned good so far.

I love how serious this is up until "threw the racquet at him", which made me laugh out loud.
 
LemonMelon said:
"Red Card"

Oh, I serve to you, you walk off the court
You want to practice your drop shots
You say you don't want my cock
But you can't master them, if you're playing with yourself
I give you my cock
I give you my cock
Give you my cock
Still you walk off the court

My heart goes boom, as you walk to the locker room
But where can you go, to leave your gear behind?
Alone in the spotlight...of this, your own tournament
I give you my cock, cock, cock, cock
Cock, cock, cock, cock
Cock

I give you my cock
Give you my cock
I give you my cock
I give you my cock
I give you my cock
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LM takes one for the team by transcribing one of the The Cock's most reviled songs.

Whole lot of cock in that one.
 
Between LANCEMOM and The First Set, Cockropa is looking very impressive right now.
 
I love how mad people get in the Musical Journey forum when you say Unknown Caller has stupid lyrics.
 
One of Cockropa's fan favorites:

SERVE (FARAWAY, SO CLOSE!)

Green clay, 11-7
You time out for a sip of gatorate
You can't smoke, why would you want to?
Hey now, check your strings
Dressed up for today's match
The crowd is clapping but we’re four points down
You say when they beat us, you don’t mind
Because when they school us, you feel alive
Oh, now, Is that what it is?

Red cock, gray netting
You stumble out of a hole in the stands
A spectator a player--
It depends on who’s around
You used to stay in to watch the matches
You could lip sync with the announcers
And if you swing, you swing through me
And if you volley it’s not to me
And when I return, you don’t field a thing

If I could serve... then the score would keep us up
Serve, and the game would still be close
Serve, and the cock would be enough

Faraway, so close
Up to the net and the baseline play
With league tournaments
You can play anywhere
Miami, New Orleans, London, Belfast and Berlin

And if you listen to the ref call
And if you swing, you just might fall
And if you miss I’ll only help you

If I could serve. then the score would keep us up
Serve then the game would still be close
Serve with the birdies you down
Serve with the racquet I found
Serve and the cock would be enough

Ten o’clock in the morning
It’s quiet and the crowd makes no sound
Just the bang and the flutter
As an shuttle runs to the ground
Just the bang and the flutter
As an shuttle hits the ground
 
Cockropa's lyrics have been added to the site: LANCEMOM, Serve, and The First Set.

Numb Cock will be a big challenge.
 
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