Honestly we've all knocked a lot of Bono lyrics over the years, but I don't know if I can think of anything much worse than "I woke up at the moment when the miracle occured". Yes, he has written lines that are cheesier, more lame, dumb, etc, but at least "freedom has a scent", "heavy as a truck", every single line in Unknown Caller, all the lines we usually mock, they at least fit comfortably, like if you didn't know English you'd keep bopping along. The line above is an absolute train wreck. It's so bad. Like a kid who's taken one creative writing class and now thinks he's this elaborate writer. It sums up everything that's wrong with the current incarnation of the band.
