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Lo and behold, Beav pops in to shit all over everything.

And pfan, it was the former.
 
phillyfan26 said:
That was a rumor. It's actually No Line on the Badminton Court.
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That doesn't even make sense. You can't have a court without lines. A court, by definition, is a bordered area, and a border is, by it's very nature, a line. Like a horizon, but on the ground.

And just cuase i"m not a Shuttlecock fan doesn't mean I can't join in on a forum talking about Shuttlecock. I'll have you know I had The Joshua Cock and Cockle and Hum when I was a kid. My favorite song was Van Dieman's Cock.
 
Always wear a safety cock.

Shuttlecock settled the Watchmen legal battle today.
 
UberBeaver said:
That doesn't even make sense. You can't have a court without lines. A court, by definition, is a bordered area, and a border is, by it's very nature, a line. Like a horizon, but on the ground.

And just cuase i"m not a Shuttlecock fan doesn't mean I can't join in on a forum talking about Shuttlecock. I'll have you know I had The Joshua Cock and Cockle and Hum when I was a kid. My favorite song was Van Dieman's Cock.
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Your favorite song was All I Want Is Cock, you lying bastard.
 
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oops, wrong cock.
 
I am greatly offended by RedCocks. I've only been here since the damn forum began, I should be asking who the hell YOU are.
 
impy13 said:
Lo and behold, Beav pops in to shit all over everything.

And pfan, it was the former.
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I enjoy cock as much as the next guy, why shouldn't I be allowed to whip it out and join in the cockfest? WTF? Who are you to pick and choose? Who went limp and made you shuttlecockmaster?


phillyfan26 said:
Your favorite song was All I Want Is Cock, you lying bastard.
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That was a fucked up video. It's like, does the midget have a cock? Is he in the box with a shuttlecock? What's with the ring, is that a shutlecock right he's holding? Does that bearded chick have a cock too? WHAT'S GOING ON?
 
For continuity purposes, this is the discog:

Ball Boy
Cocktober
The Unforgetable Cock
Rally & Come
Achtung, Birdie
Cockropa
Poppycock


Fill in the blanks at your discretion.
 
impy13 said:
For continuity purposes, this is the discog:

Ball Boy
Cocktober
The Unforgetable Cock
Rally & Come
Achtung, Birdies
Cockropa
Poppycock


Fill in the blanks at your discretion.
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No Line on the Badminton Court
 
It's Shuttle & Bum, folks. Please. Do your fact checking.

I tried to begin the intelligent elitist discussion but it appears my band name suggestion was so genius it evolved into the Thread Of The Year.

Sigh.
 
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