Shuttlecock!

[bono_212]

It was time for a new avatar. In the past week, I had two other posters ask if my picture of Tina Fey was me.

Yes, because I like to use glamour shots of myself as my user picture.

Come on Cori. WHO DOESN'T?

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Porkins' death yell is fucking fantastic, too.

Porkins' death yell is the greatest unintentionally funny moment in the whole series. Ahhhh, it makes me yearn for better times. Like the golden age of badminton, before they installed the DH and interleague play.

 

[phanan]

I love how, amongst all the cock tags we have, dalton found a way to be added.

 

[LMP]

Porkins' death yell is the greatest unintentionally funny moment in the whole series. Ahhhh, it makes me yearn for better times. Like the golden age of badminton, before they installed the DH and interleague play.

"AgghhhhOHGODaflakf..."

Second only to the Wilhelm Scream.

I love how, amongst all the cock tags we have, dalton found a way to be added.

 

[corianderstem]

Come on Cori. WHO DOESN'T?

Oh! Oh ... uh ... your picture is nice. Has anyone talked to you about waxing? Or electrolysis?

 

[bono_212]

Oh! Oh ... uh ... your picture is nice. Has anyone talked to you about waxing? Or electrolysis?

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?! My mother tells me I"m beautiful!

 

[lazarus]

I wonder if there's going to be a lot of religious material on the new album. Personally, I prefer the more vague spirituality found on The Joshua Cock, like this gospel classic:

I Still Haven't Found Cock I'm Looking For

I have served hardest shuttlecocks
I have run through the courts
Only to play with you
Only to play with you
I have dug
I have clawed
I've taken shots to the balls
Shots to the balls
Only to play with you

But I still haven't found cock I'm looking for
But I still haven't found cock I'm looking for

I have missed easy shots
Felt the itch in the jock
It burned like a fire
This burning is dire

I have played with the shuttle of angels
I have held the handle of a racquet
It was sturdy but light
It cost me some bones

But I still haven't found cock I'm looking for
But I still haven't found cock I'm looking for

I believe in the Thomas Cup*
Where the twelve teams compete for fun
Compete for fun
Well, we're in the running

You broke the serve
And you took the reins
Carried the team
Much to my shame
To my shame
Welll sorry my knees cramp

But I still haven't found cock I'm looking for
But I still haven't found cock I'm looking for
But I still haven't found cock I'm looking for


*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Cup

 

[Lila64]

Fixed that for you, dear.

 

[U2DMfan]

Exclusive:
Possible artwork from inside the cover of the new album.
I think maybe this is the public relations unit.

 

[phillyfan26]

I have missed easy shots
Felt the itch in the jock
It burned like a fire
This burning is dire

Even Shuttlecock cannot avoid referencing Dalton. Hence his tag.

 

[u2popmofo]

Have you guyz seen the new tour shirtz? (RUMOR!)

 

[corianderstem]

That's some sexy 'cock right there.

 

[phanan]

 

[lazarus]

Props from the upcoming tour/stage show:

The band is supposed to emerge from this before the encore.

 

[u2popmofo]

PLEBA!!!!!!!!

 

[UberBeaver]

lol.

 

[lazarus]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

After a variety of fake covers, the official website has confirmed the actual image to be used for Shuttlecock's new album, "No Net on the Horizon".

I like the subtle use of the cock in the darkness at the top, and the visualization of the light/dark theme.

 

[corianderstem]

I saw the pictures of the giant cock on Google images and really wanted to work them in over here.

Congratulations. Well played.

 

[lazarus]

PLEBA!!!!!!!!

For the win.

Brilliant.

 

[LMP]

I saw the pictures of the giant cock on Google images and really wanted to work them in over here.

Congratulations. Well played.

This bears repeating.

 

[U2DMfan]

Lesson:

Do not Google Image Search "Cock Fan" unless you want to see a huge god damn cock.

edit* I see I was beat to the punch

 

[phillyfan26]

Now I don't know if my cover or Laz's cover is real. Fucking shuttlecock.com can't get it's head out of its ass. Fuck.

 

[U2DMfan]

PLEBA!!!!!!!!

Score.

And whoever said Shuttlecockgirl earlier deserved to be quoted but I was reading 20 pages in a hurry.

 

[Lila64]

 

[phillyfan26]

Score.

And whoever said Shuttlecockgirl earlier deserved to be quoted but I was reading 20 pages in a hurry.

That was me, and don't worry, individual achievements pale in comparison to this thread as a whole.

 

[U2DMfan]

Congratulations. Well played.

Your new Avy is the ballz...err shuttlecock.

 

[LMP]

That was me, and don't worry, individual achievements pale in comparison to this thread as a whole.

MissShuttlecockGone?

 

[phanan]

SHUTTLECOCK COPZ!!!

NASA and the Shuttlecocks on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads

 

[u2popmofo]

I KNEW there had to be some LOLCATs out there. Someone really needs to "I can haz Shuttlecock" this one:

PLEEZ

 

[LMP]

SHUTTLECOCK COPZ!!!

NASA and the Shuttlecocks on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads

That's going on my next DI list:

"Why Everyone Is Afraid of the Female Shuttlecock"