Shut up everyone, or I'll blast you with my laser cannon!

[Kieran McConville]

I'm taking no prisoners here. I won't be repeating myself, ok guys?

Just don't make me zap you with my futuristic laser cannon.

 

[Angela Harlem]

what

 

[IWasBored]

when

 

[Cleasai]

where

 

[Kieran McConville]

Funny stuff guys. That's three words closer to me pulling the supersonic laser trigger.

 

[OzAurora]

 

[beli]

What class of laser is it? Do you have the required Protocol number? If not, please complete the form and leave it on my desk. I wont be back in the office until Monday and you cant fire the laser until you have have received a written Protocol from this office.

I, one the other hand, have a licensed and full loaded icecream tommy gun

 

[Angela Harlem]

Just fire the frikken laser.

 

[Basstrap]

BANG

 

[zoney!]

aim high!

 

[JessicaAnn]

please sir may I have another

 

[Kieran McConville]

Guys, I think you don't appreciate that I am in a very emotionally fragile state right now.

At this moment, I am extremely dangerous.

Get back, and just sit on the chairs. Watch the television and let me do the worrying. I hold the laser cannon here.

 

[ABEL]

ha! your laser cannon better watch out for my federation issue phaser

 

[beli]

Get back, and just sit on the chairs. Watch the television and let me do the worrying. I hold the laser cannon here.

Are you going to shoot us through the telie like that French movie? What if Im watching another channel?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

you don't really have a laser cannon, now, do you?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Guys, I think you don't appreciate that I am in a very emotionally fragile state right now.

At this moment, I am extremely dangerous.

Get back, and just sit on the chairs. Watch the television and let me do the worrying. I hold the laser cannon here.

I thought you were so deep you could almost shit yourself?
Or drunk.


Does this mean you are still sitting on the median strip singing to yourself and passersby?

 

[AvsGirl41]

Better to die on your knees than have them vaporized from underneath you, I say!

 

[beli]

Can I move away from the telie yet?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Alright the crisis is over. You can all go home now. I have satisfied my demands and the ransom is in the mail.

Now get out of here, before I blast you with my laser.

 

[beli]

Im stuck. I have been sitting in this chair so long my butt has locked.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I was only kidding guys. I don't really have a laser cannon. I mean, haha, it's not like they sell these things at the corner store, is it? hahahah.

GET DOWN!!!!

 

[IWasBored]

but you have a pineapple. that's almost half as dangerous.