NEWSFLASH... THIS JUST IN
coldplay doesn't actually sound like u2.
ap newswire
the ap is now reporting that british act coldplay actually doesn't sound anything like u2 and never have. when asked for reasons, a spokesman simply said "we've discovered that the majority of coldplay songs are actually piano based."
the news has sent shockwaves through the music industry. interscope records chairman jimmy iovine had this to say
"all these years i thought that bono actually played piano. and low and behold today i find out that he can barely even play his guitar. i am shocked at this news."