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Old 09-22-2003, 10:52 AM   #1
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Shocking Events That Let You Know Your Old.

You know you're getting up there if you remember when:

* Your computer's ready-mode was a black screen with a single curser.

* Apple was bigger than Windows.

* Or should I say PCs, since for a while, there was no such thing as Windows.

* There was just "DOS."

* And they were called microcomputers instead of PCs.

* Contrary to free-market theory, your phone choices and bills were much easier because AT&T was a good old-fashioned monopoly.

* There was this amazing new video game called "Pong."

* And you thought it had the most advanced graphics imaginable.

* AOL was just another start-up online service that could easily have lost out to rivals called Compuserve and Prodigy.

* A 20-something guy named Dell came up with the nutty idea of selling computers by mail.

* Jane Fonda went from sex symbol, to feminist activist, to dutiful wife of a powerful man, to obscurity.

* And that powerful man was known not as Ted Turner founder of CNN - but "Blackbeard Among the Bluebloods" for winning the America's Cup while scandalizing Newport society with raucus behavior.

* And there was no question U.S. sailors would of course win the Cup - forever.

* It was called VD instead of an STD.

* The first true laptop computer was a Radio Shack TRS-80.

* And if you were hip, you referred to it affectionately as a TRASH-80.

* Burning a CD was the act of a pyromaniac.

* Sean Connery was Pierce Brosnan.

* The new walkaround phone that gave you astonishing mobility was a cordless one you could take around the house.

* And it got better reception than the one you can now take all over the country.

* Only wives got alimony.

* Steve Jobs ran Apple. I mean, the first time.

* There was a guy on 60 Minutes named Mike Wallace who was so old you figured he'd retire at the latest by 1990.

* The Mideast was simpler because Iran was run by a dictator called The Shah, who wanted power rather than Jihad.

* Mail was something you wrote on a piece of paper and put into a stamped envelope.

* And you didn't get 110 unsolicited pieces of it every morning promising to enhance your anatomical assets.

* No normal person had speakers on their computer.

* The diners at the next restaurant table were smoking cigarettes and you barely noticed.

* The only thing you knew about Robin Williams was he played a weird alien named "Mork" on television.

* A 1-gig hard drive seemed as big as a warehouse. (Today, most are 40-times that.)

* An 8-track tape the size of a paperback book was an advanced concept in compact music recording.

* Everyone knew what an LP was.

And now the final test of whether you're getting up there:

* Even though there are plenty of LPs in antiques stores, you still have 400 in your attic, because deep down, you still think the format will come back.

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Re: Shocking Events That Let You Know Your Old.

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* Your computer's ready-mode was a black screen with a single curser.

I was happy to move up to a computer with a screen. The first computer I worked on in high school was a line printer with a keyboard. We could dial the local university computer (using a rotary phone) and log in.

I learned how to program in BASIC on that machine.
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that used to be my favorite show!
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that used to be my favorite show!
In summer I watch it at 3.30 am on Paramount comedy channel
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Pong Rocks!

So does Mork and Mindy!
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ive neer seen mork and mindy.
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We still use computers and programs that have a black screen and cursor

Warp speed into the 1980's!!!!!
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oh yeah? just try growing up in the seventies with the name mindy.
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We still use computers and programs that have a black screen and cursor

Warp speed into the 1980's!!!!!
Avis Rent-a-car still does
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how about, you know youre getting old when you fall down and break your hip....
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hehe, the funny thing is is that i remember some of those first-hand and i'm not even that old. but, it's also because i've used computers forever. i guess i was lucky enough to always go to preschool and schools that knew how important computers were. i didn't use a computer with windows until 1993! before that, i used macs only, and dos.

ooh, you know what else is funny? my mom is so computer illiterate now, i mean a couple years ago i had to tell her how to print. (she said it was because she was unfamiliar with the computer, but come on! it's always been file --> print!) but in the 70s she had a job dealing with a computer. it was the fun older types with no monitors that had those lovely switches and punchcards.
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Avis Rent-a-car still does
Yes, I am not sure why the travel industry hasn't gone "windows-based" yet. Grrrrrr.
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Your hairline keeps moving back, back, wayback.
I want my hair back! It's going, going - but not gone (yet). Used to love dying it.

How about getting wound up because the title of this thread says "your" when it should be "you're"!!!!!?
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On the plus side, you start growing hair in places it wasn't before:ears, back, etc. You could dye that hair.
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