Shitlington Crags, Northumberland Superthread

[RavenBlue]

It may well have been a combination

The alcohol worked in cahoots with the cheese, which.. at the time, was of the highest moral fibre and very very good. But then, inside Axvers digestive track things started to go amiss. The influence of alcohol on cheese started to show through, he was bossing around the celery bits and began knocking on poor Axvers stomach. Then, he went bad....

And the rest is history.

Or rumoured history anyway

 

[LMP]

Aw Ash, you know I'm kidding. The only time I'm serious is when I say I ordered that name erased from the HQ door. That shit is real.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Review or synopsis? If I wanted a synopsis, I could read Masturpedia.

true...my bad, synopsis

 

[Screwtape2]

Guys, what can I do to prove that I'm not as terrible as you think I am? I want to prove to you that I'm not the way I used to be.

 

[Gluey]

I tried to avoid coming home drunk, but one night it was unavoidable, and I was really in a bad way. I was 19 at the time. Puking into the toilet at like 4am....my Dad opens the bathroom door, looks at me, and says "You're adopted". Then I had to laugh while puking for a bit.

My Dad said it.

I've said funnier.

The joke was on him, though, cos I am adopted.










By POWERJUICE.

That FUCKING WINS!!!

 

[No spoken words]

SWOOP, there it is.

 

[bono_212]

Aw Ash, you know I'm kidding. The only time I'm serious is when I say I ordered that name erased from the HQ door. That shit is real.

I was ing UB

 

[LMP]

I was ing UB

Damn it.

 

[LMP]

I will never grow tired of that. Never, ever.

 

[bono_212]

Damn it.

What you said made me lol


Oh old films, you and your convenient dialogue explaining exactly what the bad guys are up to makes me laugh so.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Guys, what can I do to prove that I'm not as terrible as you think I am? I want to prove to you that I'm not the way I used to be.

buy me a drink and we are straight, Corona, no lime.

 

[bono_212]

How does this man have like 8 children, the oldest of which appears to be 15, at 60-odd years old

 

[RedRocksU2]

Kim, I feel the need...for another spanking...c'mere!

 

[No spoken words]

I will never grow tired of that. Never, ever.

Nor I. Obviously.



Silence!!! I remember your Gom Jabbar, now you remember mine. I can kill with a word.

 

[LMP]

Oh old films, you and your convenient dialogue explaining exactly what the bad guys are up to makes me laugh so.

And that still hasn't changed.

 

[Gluey]

Kim, I feel the need...for another spanking...c'mere!

*bendsover*

"Carlos Does Kim"

 

[LMP]

Nor I. Obviously.



Silence!!! I remember your Gom Jabbar, now you remember mine. I can kill with a word.

You are SO beautiful, my Baron. Your skin, love to me. Your diseases lovingly cared for, for all eternity.

 

[RavenBlue]

Alright

I'm going to bed

'Night all

 

[bono_212]

And that still hasn't changed.

It just seems so....BLATANT in old films. I mean it was something like this:

Guy 1:We can't have them finding out that we're going to sell the land to the governement, meanwhile buying up all of the land for the dam under false names.

 

[RedRocksU2]

night RB>

 

[RedRocksU2]

You are SO beautiful, my Baron. Your skin, love to me. Your diseases lovingly cared for, for all eternity.

Dude, that is beautiful.

 

[LMP]

It just seems so....BLATANT in old films. I mean it was something like this:

Guy 1:We can't have them finding out that we're going to sell the land to the governement, meanwhile buying up all of the land for the dam under false names.

Blue Velvet wasn't much better in the dialogue department.

"I had a dream. In fact, it was on the night I met you. In the dream, there was our world, and the world was dark because there weren't any robins and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set free and they flew down and brought this blinding light of love. And it seemed that love would make any difference, and it did. So, I guess it means that there is trouble until the robins come."

But all of the stuff with Dennis Hopper was amazing, so there's that.

 

[Gluey]

Carlos! Shame you're not a Kiwi, I could imagine you having good input for this!!

NZers asked to open up about bedroom antics - 06 Jul 2008 - NZ Herald: New Zealand National news

 

[RedRocksU2]

*bendsover*

"Carolos Does Kim"

who the hell is Carolos?

 

[No spoken words]

You are SO beautiful, my Baron. Your skin, love to me. Your diseases lovingly cared for, for all eternity.

Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs. We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arakeen air.

 

[Gluey]

who the hell is Carolos?

Fuck!

 

[bono_212]

Blue Velvet wasn't much better in the dialogue department.

"I had a dream. In fact, it was on the night I met you. In the dream, there was our world, and the world was dark because there weren't any robins and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set free and they flew down and brought this blinding light of love. And it seemed that love would make any difference, and it did. So, I guess it means that there is trouble until the robins come."

But all of the stuff with Dennis Hopper was amazing, so there's that.

let me guess, eventually, robins came?

Oh God, blatant foreshadowing

 

[LMP]

Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs. We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arakeen air.

You have no need for your weapons with me, Gurney Halleck.

 

[Screwtape2]

"I had a dream. In fact, it was on the night I met you. In the dream, there was our world, and the world was dark because there weren't any robins and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set free and they flew down and brought this blinding light of love. And it seemed that love would make any difference, and it did. So, I guess it means that there is trouble until the robins come."

I love that scene so much. If I remember correctly that scene features the instrumental of Mysteries of Love.

 

[RedRocksU2]

"Once you have grasped the fundamental skills of intimate relating, sex just gets better and better."


I'm down.