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Old 07-06-2008, 01:32 AM   #121
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It may well have been a combination

The alcohol worked in cahoots with the cheese, which.. at the time, was of the highest moral fibre and very very good. But then, inside Axvers digestive track things started to go amiss. The influence of alcohol on cheese started to show through, he was bossing around the celery bits and began knocking on poor Axvers stomach. Then, he went bad....

And the rest is history.

Or rumoured history anyway
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Aw Ash, you know I'm kidding. The only time I'm serious is when I say I ordered that name erased from the HQ door. That shit is real.
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Review or synopsis? If I wanted a synopsis, I could read Masturpedia.
true...my bad, synopsis
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Guys, what can I do to prove that I'm not as terrible as you think I am? I want to prove to you that I'm not the way I used to be.
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I tried to avoid coming home drunk, but one night it was unavoidable, and I was really in a bad way. I was 19 at the time. Puking into the toilet at like 4am....my Dad opens the bathroom door, looks at me, and says "You're adopted". Then I had to laugh while puking for a bit.
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My Dad said it.

I've said funnier.

The joke was on him, though, cos I am adopted.










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SWOOP, there it is.
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Aw Ash, you know I'm kidding. The only time I'm serious is when I say I ordered that name erased from the HQ door. That shit is real.
I was ing UB
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Damn it.
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Damn it.
What you said made me lol


Oh old films, you and your convenient dialogue explaining exactly what the bad guys are up to makes me laugh so.
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Guys, what can I do to prove that I'm not as terrible as you think I am? I want to prove to you that I'm not the way I used to be.
buy me a drink and we are straight, Corona, no lime.
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How does this man have like 8 children, the oldest of which appears to be 15, at 60-odd years old
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I will never grow tired of that. Never, ever.
Nor I. Obviously.



Silence!!! I remember your Gom Jabbar, now you remember mine. I can kill with a word.
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Oh old films, you and your convenient dialogue explaining exactly what the bad guys are up to makes me laugh so.
And that still hasn't changed.
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