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Old 08-21-2007, 05:48 PM   #1
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"she's taking her driver's test tomorrow"

so saturday i leased a nissan altima. my first non-used new car.

so last night some douchebag and his daughter from a town over decided to practice parallel parking on my street and hit my new car, explaining to me afterwords that it was an accident and that "she's taking her driver's test tomorrow." mind you, the scratch, small one at that, is 4 feet from the bumper on the driver's side. she wasn't even close.

i don't think she's ready.

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Old 08-21-2007, 06:18 PM   #2
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One more reason I prefer professional driving teachers.
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If you're gonna teach your kid, do it with a couple of fuckin' trash cans in a parking lot.
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that really stinks.
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Did you pimp slap her?
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I can't parallel park to save my live.

maybe it was a good thing it was her and not me near your new Nissan! :P
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i was tempted to call the DMV and ask if this bitch passed... i pussed out
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Old 08-21-2007, 07:30 PM   #8
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If you're gonna teach your kid, do it with a couple of fuckin' trash cans in a parking lot.
Better yet, have her practice parallel parking next to your own cars!


Sorry your new car got scratched, Headache. I love the newer Altimas. My chronic brokeness prevents me from ever even thinking about getting one, but I do think they are lovely.
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did you get the father's insurance information?
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That really lousy, doubly so since your car is new. Bad judgement on the father's part, too, to just take her to some random neighborhood. Of course it was an accident, but why did he bring her to your street to begin with?

I hit a lot of garbage cans in my time
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did you get the father's insurance information?


You're hired...I need someone to cover Simi Valley north to Ventura!
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You're hired...I need someone to cover Simi Valley north to Ventura!
Wonder how bad the commute would be for me???
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