Sheep Appreciation thread

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So this guy is in the army and he gets posted to Scotland, miles from anywhere. After a while he asks one of his mates what they do when they get horny. His mate tells him ‘Well, we are miles away from any villages, so we hop over the wall to the farm next door and find a sheep.’
The guy says ‘No way’ and goes about his business. A few weeks later however, he can’t take it anymore so he get his Wellington boots on, climbs over the wall and finds a sheep. Suddenly all these floodlights come on and there’s a whole gang of guys sat on the wall laughing at him.
‘You bastard!’ he shouts to his buddy, ‘You told me you all do this’. ‘
‘Yea, we do’ came the reply, ‘It’s just that you picked an ugly one’
 
Aardvark747 said:
Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told.
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.

:drool:

My favorite post in this thread! :rockon: But Aardvark, you probably knew it already! :wink:

Great post from timothius too! :up:



edit: shit, sorry for bumping this thread up! :mad:
 
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