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Old 07-06-2005, 08:34 PM   #1
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Share your high/funny/low point of your day

Today was a day full of not-crappy things so overall that equivilates to a Good day

anyway, here's my "funny" part of my day well it is now

Had to euthanise a cat who came into work with a blocked bladder...this cat had not urinated in a week so the bladder was HUGE & FELT SOLID.. the cat was dying..it would soon burst.. and the owner who already owes $ to the clinic didn't have money for any needed surgery/treatment/procedure to save the cat;s life

OK TO THE STORY-------the cat had been euthanised and is laying on the table

Dr: "put your ear tho his mouth to hear if he's still breathing"
me - "why don't i just use the stethescope?"
dr - "do what i say!"
me - puts ear to dead cat's mouth
dr- makes a loud cat growl and throws the cat towards my head
me - scared shitless jump five feet back
dr -
me -

-jazmin
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:41 PM   #2
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Nice

I work at a gym and I think some girl broke her arm in one of my classes...oops.
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Today was boring like most days around here the highlight was either my dose of blue crack or the beer I just had
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are you talking about yourself or Lenny?
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:16 PM   #5
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we can post low points?

SWEET.

I am posting in this thread....MAJOR LOW POINT!
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^ beat me to it.
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:20 PM   #7
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that was pretty good zonelister

Now I know you're just out trying to provoke certain people, it's ok i'm not mad

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My low point would be the horrible phone conversation with the IRS last night.



However for today it would be reading Weight Watchers Magazine while sipping a Newcastle beer and eating 2 peanut butter chip cookies. NICE!
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:26 PM   #9
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That sucks....

I mean, that there is a lower point to a day than posting in this thread.

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are you talking about yourself or Lenny?
myself sadly
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Now I know you're just out trying to provoke certain people, it's ok i'm not mad
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Low point: hearing the sad news about about the child mosestation in Idaho.

Best Part: Rocking my little boy to sleep.
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Low point: hearing the sad news about about the child mosestation in Idaho.

That's what happens when they open a Boise section of Neverland Ranch.

Rimshot, please

The thing is, I KNOW what a lame joke this is. It's just much less offensive than what elevation2u saw...
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i know that shouldnt be funny, but it is
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i know that shouldnt be funny, but it is
And now only you will know what it originally said.
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