Share your high/funny/low point of your day

[elevation2u]

Today was a day full of not-crappy things so overall that equivilates to a Good day

anyway, here's my "funny" part of my day well it is now

Had to euthanise a cat who came into work with a blocked bladder...this cat had not urinated in a week so the bladder was HUGE & FELT SOLID.. the cat was dying..it would soon burst.. and the owner who already owes $ to the clinic didn't have money for any needed surgery/treatment/procedure to save the cat;s life

OK TO THE STORY-------the cat had been euthanised and is laying on the table

Dr: "put your ear tho his mouth to hear if he's still breathing"
me - "why don't i just use the stethescope?"
dr - "do what i say!"
me - puts ear to dead cat's mouth
dr- makes a loud cat growl and throws the cat towards my head
me - scared shitless jump five feet back
dr -
me -

-jazmin

 

[Got Philk?]

Nice

I work at a gym and I think some girl broke her arm in one of my classes...oops.

 

[the rockin edge]

Today was boring like most days around here the highlight was either my dose of blue crack or the beer I just had

 

[elevation2u]

are you talking about yourself or Lenny?

 

[zonelistener]

we can post low points?

SWEET.

I am posting in this thread....MAJOR LOW POINT!

 

[lmjhitman]

^ beat me to it.

 

[elevation2u]

that was pretty good zonelister

Now I know you're just out trying to provoke certain people, it's ok i'm not mad

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

My low point would be the horrible phone conversation with the IRS last night.



However for today it would be reading Weight Watchers Magazine while sipping a Newcastle beer and eating 2 peanut butter chip cookies. NICE!

 

[zonelistener]

That sucks....

I mean, that there is a lower point to a day than posting in this thread.

MVD

 

[the rockin edge]

are you talking about yourself or Lenny?

myself sadly

 

[impy13]

Now I know you're just out trying to provoke certain people, it's ok i'm not mad

 

[u2valleygirl]

Low point: hearing the sad news about about the child mosestation in Idaho.

Best Part: Rocking my little boy to sleep.

 

[impy13]

Low point: hearing the sad news about about the child mosestation in Idaho.

That's what happens when they open a Boise section of Neverland Ranch.

Rimshot, please

The thing is, I KNOW what a lame joke this is. It's just much less offensive than what elevation2u saw...

 

[elevation2u]

i know that shouldnt be funny, but it is

 

[impy13]

i know that shouldnt be funny, but it is

And now only you will know what it originally said.

 

[elevation2u]

could this be our inside joke?

 

[impy13]

Forever and for always. This is a secret only you and I will know.

Albeit a very funny secret.

 

[elevation2u]

< loves inside jokes

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

 

[elevation2u]

^

 

[impy13]

A high point was having an actual conversation with the lovely elevation2u.

 

[elevation2u]

he means that in pure sarcasm

 

[mikal]

the funny part of my day was calling my boss a slut, and her laughing her ass off because she couldn't believe that i had the guts to do that. the part that's even more funny is that i got a raise a little over an hour later.

 

[elevation2u]

the important question is: how much of the joke is true?

 

[mikal]

the important question is: how much of the joke is true?

the rimshot joke? to be honest, i don't get it. so i couldn't tell you.

 

[elevation2u]

i meant your boss being a slut

was it somewhat true.?

 

[mikal]

oh. lol!

yeah. that's how my day went. my boss is cool though. she and i rip on each other all the time, i just haven't gone as far as calling her a slut. but it's all in fun.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

the high point of my day is when mikal posts

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Funny part of my day: My dad shared a rather amusing story he'd told on the air today about a couple of bozo criminals from Norway.

Low point of the day: Was hoping to meet up with a guy I know back in Iowa when my family goes back there to visit next week, but got an e-mail from him today saying that while that was a good idea, it wouldn't work, 'cause he apparently has moved to Chicago within the last couple of months. So I won't get to see him .

Angela

 

[nbcrusader]

Low point of the day: leaving home for work

High point of the day: once the kids are in bed

Funny part of my day: getting home and catching up with my kids - a never ending source of joy and amusement.