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That's Bono's gate, by the way. I thought it would be a fun in-joke. Though when I misheard it, I was thinking of the Heaven's Gate cult.

I knew I'd seen that gate somewhere before!

Er, I used to visit PLEBA when I first registered at Interference. :uhoh:
 
wot u mean? typin liek wot?

why teh fook wood i wanna type liek im in skool? dis be teh kewl wai 2 type, man.


(Incidentally, I put on a chavvy English accent in my head when I type that way.)

:brain dies:

When I read that sort of stuff, I just imagine it being said in the voice of some dumbarse bimbo from California.
 
:brain dies:

When I read that sort of stuff, I just imagine it being said in the voice of some dumbarse bimbo from California.
Should've seen it when my friends and I started translating the bible using the 13 year old AOLer translator. The best part was when every third line ended in 'OMGWTF' and it translated the name John as just "O" for some reason, so it was constantly like "O teh Baptist!"
 
Should've seen it when my friends and I started translating the bible using the 13 year old AOLer translator. The best part was when every third line ended in 'OMGWTF' and it translated the name John as just "O" for some reason, so it was constantly like "O teh Baptist!"

That's hilarious! :lmao:

I may just have to use "O teh Baptist" around U-Wen too, just to see what reaction it gets out of him ...
 
Emo kids are little bitches.


But I like My Chemical Romance (and they're a bit different from the rest of the emo bands, although the majority of their fans are the same old lot)
 
Should've seen it when my friends and I started translating the bible using the 13 year old AOLer translator. The best part was when every third line ended in 'OMGWTF' and it translated the name John as just "O" for some reason, so it was constantly like "O teh Baptist!"

Have you ever tried to re-translate So Cruel? It's the best.

WE CROS3D TEH LIEN
WHO PUSHED WHO OVER
IT?!??? DOESNT MAT3R 2 U MAT3RS 2 ME
W3RE CUT ADRIFT
W3RE STIL FLOATNG
IMM ONLEY HANGNG ON
2 WATCH U GO DOWN
MY LOVE

I DISAPEAERD IN U DISAP3AERD FROM M3
I GAEV U EVERYTHNG U AVER WANTAD
IT WASNT WUT U WANTED
TH3 MEN WHO LUV U U HAET DA MOST
THEY PAS RIGHT THROUGH U LIEK A GHOST
TH3Y LOK FOR U BUT UR SPIRIT SI IN TEH ARE

BABY UR U!!1!!1!11!!1!1 SAY IN LUV THEIR R NO U!1!!!1!11!11!1!! WTF SO CRUEL

DESPARATION SI A T3NDER TRAP
IT GETS U 3VERY U PUT UR LIPS 2 H3R LIPS
2 S2P TEH LEI
H3R SKIN SI PAEL LIEK GODS ONLEY DOVA
SCRAMS LIEK AN ANG3L FOR UR LOVA
THAN SHA MAEKS U WATCH HER FROM ABOV3
AND U NED H3R LIEK A U!!1!111!11!!1!!1!! OMG LOL

SAY IN LUV THEIR R NO U!!!!!!1!1111!1!1!11 SO CRUEL

SHA W3ARS MAH LUV LIEK A SE-THROUGH DR3S
HER LIPS SAY ON3 THNG
H3R MOVEMENTS SOMETHNG ELSE
O LOV3 LIEK A SCREMNG FLOW3R
LOVE.DYNG!1!111111!11!!1 LOL AV3RY U!!1!!!1!!1!1111!!!11 LOL

DONT KNOW IF ITS FEAR OR DASIER
DANGAR TEH DRUG TAHT TAEKS U HIGHER
HEAD IN HEAEVN FNGERS IN TEH MIER
HER HEART SI RACNG U CANT KEP UP
THE NIGHT SI BLEDNG LIEK A CUT
BTWEN TEH HORSES OF LUV AND LUST
WA R TRMPLED UNDERFOT

O.LOV3.!!1!11!111!!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL U SAY IN LUV THEIR R NO U!1!1111111!1!!1!!1111 OMG LOL SO CRUEL
O.LOV3.2!!1!1!!!!!11!!!!1 OMG LOL STAY WIT U ID B A U SO CRU3L
 
Have you ever tried to re-translate So Cruel? It's the best.

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That's hysterical! :lol:

I always thought Wild Honey was written by a pre-teen...let's see.

IN DA DAYS
WHEN W3 W3RE SWNGNG FROM DA TRES
I WAS A MONK3Y
ST3ALNG HONEY FROM TEH SWARM OF BAS
I CUD TASTE.
I!!!1!1!1!1!1111! OMG CUD TAST3 U 3VEN TH3N
AND I WUD CHAES U DOWN TEH U CAN GO THEYRE IF U PLZ HONAY
AND IF U GO TH3R3 GO WIT M3
WILD HONEY
DID I KNOW U!11!1!!1!1!!!1 I KNOW U EVAN THEN
BFORE???!? DA CLOX KEPT TIEM
BFOR3 DA WORLD WAS MAED
FROM TEH CRUAL U W3RE U!11!!!!1111!!1!!!1 OMG LOL W3R3 MAH SHALTER AND MAH SHAED
IF U GO THEYRE WIT MA
WILD U CAN DO JUST WUT U PLZ HONAY
YAAH JUST BLOWNG IN TEH BREZE
WILD HONEY
WILD.!!!!!!!1!11!!!!11!! OMG WILD.!111!11!!!!!1!!11!11!1 WTF LOL WILD.
IM!111!!!!!11!11!!11!! OMG STIL STANDNG.
IMM!!!1!11!!!!!1111!1!1!! OMG WTF STIL STANDNG WHERA U L3FT R U STIL GROWNG WILD
WITH 3V3RYTHNG TME AROUND U?!??!! WTF S3ND U FLOWERS
GOD FLOWARS FOR UR HEART
I KNOW UR GARDEN SI FUL
BUT SI THEYRE SWETN3S AT WUT??!!?!!!! OMG WTF LOL SI SU)
(LOVA?!!!! LOL ME GIEV MA SU)
IF U GO THER3 GO WIT MA
WILD HON3Y
WONT U TAEK ME TAEK M3 PLZ HONEY
YEAH SWNGNG THROUGH DA TRES
WILD HONEY
 
I think you forgot to run those through the translator.

:lol:

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