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WE TURN AWAY 2 FAEC DA COLD ANDURNG CHIL
AS DA DAY BGS TEH NIGHT FOR MARCY LOVE
A!!!!!1 WTF LOL SUN SO BRIGHT IT LEAEVS NO SHADOWS
ONLEY SCARS CARVED IN2 S2NA ON TEH FAEC OF EARTH
THE!1!1!111! OMG MON SI UP AND OVER ON3 TRE HIL
W3 SE DA SUN GO DOWN IN UR U!1!111111 WTF RUN LIEK A RIEVR ON 2 DA U RUN LIEK A RIEVR RUNS 2 TEH S3A
AND!!!!11!1 LOL IN TEH WORLD A H3ART OF DARKNES A FIER-ZONE
WHAR3 POETS SPEAK THERE H3ART THEN BLED FOR IT
JARA SANG HIS SONG A W3APON IN DA HANDS OF U!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL KNOW HIS BLOD STIL CREIS FROM TEH GROUND
IT!!1!! OMG WTF LOL RUNS LIEK A RIEVR RUNS 2 DA SEA
IT!1!!11!!! WTF LOL RUNS LIEK A RIEVR 2 TEH S3A
I!11!!!1! DONT BLEIVE IN PANETAD ROSES OR BLEDNG HAARTS
WHIEL BULETS RAEP DA NIGHT OF DA M3RCIFUL
IL!1!!1!1!! WTF LOL SE U AGANE WH3N DA STARS FAL FROM TEH SKY
AND TEH MON HAS TURNED R3D OV3R ON3 TRE HIL
W3!!!11 OMG WTF RUN LIEK A RIEVR RUNS 2 DA SEA
W3 RUN LIEK A RIEVR 2 TEH S3A
AND!111!! WTF LOL WHEN ITS RANEIN RANEIN HARD
TAHTS WHAN DA RANE WIL BRAAK A HAART
RANEIN!1111 WTF RANEIN IN UR HAART
RANEIN IN UR H3ART
RANEIN!!1!!! WTF RANE IN2 UR HEART
RANEIN RANEIN RANEIN
RANE IN2 UR H3ART
RANEIN!11!!! LOL OH RANE IN UR H3ART YEAH
FEL!!!11!!11 OMG LOL IT
O!!!!! OMG LOL GR3AT OCEAN
O GREAT S3A
RUN 2 TEH OC3AN
RUN 2 TEH SEA!!1!1 WTF
 
Ian, a small part of me just died.

And "SCARS CARVED INTO S2NA"? :laugh:
 
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WH3N U TRY UR BST BUT U DONT SUCED
WHEN U GET WUT U WANT BUT NOT WUT U NED
WHEN U FEL SO TIERD BUT U CANT SLEP
STUK IN RAVERSE
AND!!!11! TEH T3ARS COM3 STREMNG DOWN UR FAEC
WHAN U LOSA SOM3THNG U CANT R3PLAEC
WHEN U LUV SOMEON3 BUT IT GO3S 2 WASTE
CUD IT B WORSA
LIGHTS?!!!!?! OMG WIL GUIED U HOM3
AND IGNIET UR BONES
AND I WIL TRY 2 FIX U HIGH UP ABOVA OR DOWN BLOW
WHEN UR 2 IN LUV 2 LAT IT GO
BUT IF U N3VAR TRY U NEVER KNOW
JUST WUT UR WORTH
LIGHTS WIL GUIED U HOME
AND IGNIET UR BONAS
AND I WIL TRY 2 FIX U STR3M DOWN ON UR FAEC
WHAN U LOSE SOMETHNG U CANOT REPLAEC
TAARS STR3M DOWN UR FAEC AND I.

TEARS!1!1!11!!1!11!!!!1!! OMG WTF STRAM DOWN ON UR FAEC
I PROMIES U I WIL L3ARN FROM MAH MISTAEKS
TEARS STRAM DOWN UR FAEC AND I.

LIGHTS!!1111!!11!1!!1!!1!11! WTF WIL GUIED U HOME
AND IGNIET UR BONES
AND I WIL TRY 2 FIX U!11!!1!! LOL
 
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WH3N U TRY UR BST BUT U DONT SUCED
WHEN U GET WUT U WANT BUT NOT WUT U NED
WHEN U FEL SO TIERD BUT U CANT SLEP
STUK IN RAVERSE
AND!!!11! TEH T3ARS COM3 STREMNG DOWN UR FAEC
WHAN U LOSA SOM3THNG U CANT R3PLAEC
WHEN U LUV SOMEON3 BUT IT GO3S 2 WASTE
CUD IT B WORSA
LIGHTS?!!!!?! OMG WIL GUIED U HOM3
AND IGNIET UR BONES
AND I WIL TRY 2 FIX U HIGH UP ABOVA OR DOWN BLOW
WHEN UR 2 IN LUV 2 LAT IT GO
BUT IF U N3VAR TRY U NEVER KNOW
JUST WUT UR WORTH
LIGHTS WIL GUIED U HOME
AND IGNIET UR BONAS
AND I WIL TRY 2 FIX U STR3M DOWN ON UR FAEC
WHAN U LOSE SOMETHNG U CANOT REPLAEC
TAARS STR3M DOWN UR FAEC AND I.

TEARS!1!1!11!!1!11!!!!1!! OMG WTF STRAM DOWN ON UR FAEC
I PROMIES U I WIL L3ARN FROM MAH MISTAEKS
TEARS STRAM DOWN UR FAEC AND I.

LIGHTS!!1111!!11!1!!1!!1!11! WTF WIL GUIED U HOME
AND IGNIET UR BONES
AND I WIL TRY 2 FIX U!11!!1!! LOL

:lmao:

Top marks.
 
I thought that it's all well and good putting So Cruel and Wild Honey through the translator, but for maximum impact, let's run something really emotional through that shredder :lol:
(RIGHT U HAEV 2.)
WONT1!!1!!!111!1!!!1 OMG LOL U COM3 BAK 2MOROW
WONT?!!!!? OMG WTF U COME BAK 2MOROW
WONT??!?!?! U COM3 BAK 2MOROW
CAN?!!!!?!? OMG WTF I SLEP 2NIGHT
OUTSIED
SOM3BODYS???!? OMG WTF LOL OUTSIED
SOM3BODYS KNOKNG AT TEH THEIR A BLAK CAR PARK3D
AT DA SIED OF DA ROAD
DONT GO 2 TEH DOR
DONT GO 2 DA DOR
IMM GONG OUT
IMM GONG OUTSIED MOTHER
IMM GONG OUT THEYRE U B BAK 2MOROW
WONT?!??!!?! OMG U B BAK 2MOROW
WIL?!???! OMG U B BAK 2MOROW
WHO??????? WTF LOL BROK3 TEH WINDOW
WHO?!!???! OMG WTF LOL BROKE DOWN TEH DOR
WHO?!!!! WTF LOL 2RA TEH CURTANE
AND??!!!???? OMG WTF WHO WAS IT FOR
WHO?!!!!! OMG LOL HEAELD TEH WOUNDS
WHO????!!?? HEALS DA SCARS
OPAN???!?!?!? LOL TEH DOR
OPAN TEH DOR
WONT U COME BAK 2MOROW
WONT???!!!??? OMG WTF LOL U B BAK 2MOROW
WIL?!?!?!! U B BAK 2MOROW
CAN??!?!??? OMG WTF LOL I SLEP 2NIGHT
CAUS3?!!!? WTF LOL I WANT U I WANT.111!!1!!!1111!!1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL U RILLY WANT U I WANT
I I
I WANT U 2 B BAK 2MOROW
I WANT U 2 B BAK 2MOROW
WIL U B BAK 2MOROW
WONT???!!?? U B BAK 2MOROW
WONT???!! LOL U B BAK 2MOROW
WIL?!??? LOL U B BAK 2MOROW
OPAN?!?!?!??! WTF UP
OPEN UP
2 DA LOVE OF GOD
2 TEH LOV3 OF HA WHO DA LIGHT 2 SE U COMNG BAK
ITS COMNG BAK
I BLEIV3 IT
J3SUS COMNG
IMM GONA B THEIR GONA B THEIR MOTH3R
IMM GONA B THEYRE MOTH3R
IMM GONG OUT THEYRE GONG.
WER3!11!!!!!!11111111! OMG WTF LOL GONA B THEIR
 
RANEIN!1111 WTF RANEIN IN UR HAART
RANEIN IN UR H3ART
RANEIN!!1!!! WTF RANE IN2 UR HEART
RANEIN RANEIN RANEIN
RANE IN2 UR H3ART
RANEIN!11!!! LOL OH RANE IN UR H3ART YEAH
FEL!!!11!!11 OMG LOL IT

Ha! :lol:

OMG LOL IT!
 
U2 Feedback - View Single Post - No Line On The Horizon: uptempo rocker?

The lolz keep on coming. Somebody actually wrote a proper blog article about the beach clip Chass posted, and has scared the forum shitless because of their interpretation of the lyrics (AKA muffler rattling).

If you read the thread, Rob is freaking out. This is awesome.
No no no, the clip I posted wasn't No Line on the Horizon, it was a different song (I'm calling it Surface of your Love) Somebody else recorded No Line on the Horizon, may have been John.
 
No no no, the clip I posted wasn't No Line on the Horizon, it was a different song (I'm calling it Surface of your Love) Somebody else recorded No Line on the Horizon, may have been John.

OH YES. Never mind. :lol:

My point still stands though. I can barely hear a thing in that clip, let alone enough to start a rumor about a particular lyrical direction.
 
I honestly have no idea which clip it is that person was listening to. The car noises are present in the Surface clip, but the lyrics (what they could hear of them) are apparently NLOTH. :confused:
 
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