Sexy Peak, Idaho Superthread

[Varitek]

beast.

 

[the tourist]

Yes. You know it.

 

[the tourist]

I keep forgetting it's dinner time for you. It's only 3:30 for me.

 

[the tourist]

Though I haven't eaten yet and I'm getting hungry.

 

[the tourist]

It would really suck to be annorexic.

 

[Varitek]

i am trying to get my friend who nobody really likes (he really really did himself in last fall with us) who wants to go out to dinner to offer to pay for some of mine. i'm such a bitch, but none of us like him enough anymore to go eat with him anyway.

 

[the tourist]

Because food is pretty much amazing.

 

[Varitek]

It would really suck to be annorexic.

yeah but bulemia is so tempting. i don't want to be huge, but man if i could just eat all day

a hyper-metabolism would be nice too.

 

[the tourist]

i am trying to get my friend who nobody really likes (he really really did himself in last fall with us) who wants to go out to dinner to offer to pay for some of mine. i'm such a bitch, but none of us like him enough anymore to go eat with him anyway.

Hahaha. So you're like the hooker. He's paying for your company.

 

[Varitek]

Hahaha. So you're like the hooker. He's paying for your company.

i don't think he is though

if he'd just offer to buy me a few drinks, which would make him bearable, i'd say yes.

 

[the tourist]

a hyper-metabolism would be nice too.

My girlfriend has one of those. It helps that she's a ballet dancer.

 

[coolian2]

Penis on wheels

 

[Varitek]

My girlfriend has one of those. It helps that she's a ballet dancer.

god i would love that. i love food so much, and i have to watch my portion size, meaning less deliciousness.

 

[the tourist]

i don't think he is though

if he'd just offer to buy me a few drinks, which would make him bearable, i'd say yes.

But would he?

Oh, yeah, and on the hyper-metabolism thing, I was just thinking last night that I'd get that if I met a genie. That'd be one of my three wishes. When I'm on autopilot at work, I think about such things.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm frightfully skinny despite eating a decent amount.

 

[the tourist]

Penis on wheels

Penis on a trampoline.

 

[phillyfan26]

I have a friend that everybody hates, too!

 

[Varitek]

Penis on wheels

wouldn't that just look like a penis with balls? or maybe a cannon.

 

[the tourist]

I'm frightfully skinny despite eating a decent amount.

See now, I wish I was that way.

 

[the tourist]

wouldn't that just look like a penis with balls? or maybe a cannon.

Both.

 

[Varitek]

I'm frightfully skinny despite eating a decent amount.

i hate men like this.

i have used an awful lot of the icon in discussing food. but really food makes me very happy. however while I feel the icon is serious, the icon is a bit of a joke.

 

[the tourist]

god i would love that. i love food so much, and i have to watch my portion size, meaning less deliciousness.

Me too. But at the moment, I'm training my mind to hate certain foods.

 

[phillyfan26]

See now, I wish I was that way.

I wish I could put on weight through lifting, but it's much harder for me than the average person.

 

[the tourist]

i hate men like this.

My brother is like that.

 

[Varitek]

I have a friend that everybody hates, too!

did yours try to sexually assault a friend everyone loves to death? and then gets sketchy with him whenever he's drunk? and is generally a fake person who goes through the motions of friendship? and whines and begs for attention in obnoxious ways, like saying teasing things that he wants you to ask follow up questions to?

 

[the tourist]

I wish I could put on weight through lifting, but it's much harder for me than the average person.

I'd love to just be skinny. Super skinny. Makes it easier to be a rock kid.

 

[the tourist]

did yours try to sexually assault a friend everyone loves to death? and then gets sketchy with him whenever he's drunk? and is generally a fake person who goes through the motions of friendship? and whines and begs for attention in obnoxious ways, like saying teasing things that he wants you to ask follow up questions to?

Oh, I fucking hate those people.

 

[phillyfan26]

did yours try to sexually assault a friend everyone loves to death?

and then gets sketchy with him whenever he's drunk?

and is generally a fake person who goes through the motions of friendship?

and whines and begs for attention in obnoxious ways, like saying teasing things that he wants you to ask follow up questions to?

No.

Kind of.

To a T.

Yes.

 

[Varitek]

I wish I could put on weight through lifting, but it's much harder for me than the average person.

protein powder. i am telling you. that's how all the guys at college do it. protein powder and lifting.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'd love to just be skinny. Super skinny. Makes it easier to be a rock kid.

I'm like a shorter, short-haired David Bowie. Have you seen him in the 70s? That frightfully skinny look he had on Ziggy Stardust? That's my physique.