Sexy Peak, Idaho Superthread

[Dalton]

Seriously, have any of the rest of you tried the bathroom? I'd like to hear how you managed it.

/contortionist

 

[Varitek]

We tried the bathroom, but we ended up in the seats. Unless your a midget, magician, or a gymnast, I'm not really sure how you pull it off in the bathroom.

We actually both and an entire 3 seat row to ourselves on that flight, so she came back to my row and we 'spooned'. Then next thing I knew I was in Holland.

so empty flight, everyone's sleeping, you had spoon sex. i hope she put you back in your pants for you.

i was once on a BA flight that had these 2 bathrooms in the back that were big and had mirrors all over the place. it woulda been perfect.

 

[Dalton]

Actual question from a Men's Health magazine: "Sometimes my girlfriend goes over the top with the porn-star moans. How can I suggest she tone it down?"

1. WTF? Why?

2. Stick something in her mouth.

 

[Varitek]

hey dalt, nsw agrees that if a guy is obsessed with anal something is probably wrong.

 

[Varitek]

Actual question from a Men's Health magazine: "Sometimes my girlfriend goes over the top with the porn-star moans. How can I suggest she tone it down?"

1. WTF? Why?

2. Stick something in her mouth.

haha we've got a friend who's so bad, (dorms, remember?) that whenever somoene walks by her room or her boyfriend's while they're having sex, they call someone else to laugh at her.

 

[coolian2]

Seriously, have any of the rest of you tried the bathroom? I'd like to hear how you managed it.

/contortionist

lol.

I once flew on Freedom Air and couldn't even stand up straight in the bathroom at the front of the plane. Perhaps it's their way of discouraging the mile high club?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

We actually both and an entire 3 seat row to ourselves on that flight, so she came back to my row and we 'spooned'. Then next thing I knew I was in Holland.

nice

 

[Dalton]

hey dalt, nsw agrees that if a guy is obsessed with anal something is probably wrong.

How are you talking with that fuck stick?

 

[Dalton]

haha we've got a friend who's so bad, (dorms, remember?) that whenever somoene walks by her room or her boyfriend's while they're having sex, they call someone else to laugh at her.

There was a scary goth chick that lived on the floor above me that we called "The Wolf". No one should masturbate that much.

 

[Varitek]

How are you talking with that fuck stick?

aim.

he's quit interference. so he claims. he'll be back.

 

[coolian2]

aim.

he's quit interference. so he claims. he'll be back.

Make him come back now

 

[Dalton]

aim.

he's quit interference. so he claims. he'll be back.

What? He's really quite? Why?

I thought he was away for work.

 

[Dalton]

You tell him that if he quits interference, I am going to quit interference. Then I will spend all of my free time out in polite society.

That will all be on his head. Is that what he wants?

 

[Varitek]

What? He's really quite? Why?

I thought he was away for work.

he said he was spending too much time on here.

 

[Dalton]

Does he have gmail? Give him this email address: daltons.interference@gmail.com.

 

[Varitek]

nsw says:

I just dont think I could do anilingus. Ha, tell that prick that I have not permanently quit, just am taking a long break, will likely return when the album is out.....or at least tell him that I finished "The Brother's K".

 

[Varitek]

Does he have gmail? Give him this email address: daltons.interference@gmail.com.

i don't think he does

i'd add you to gmail but i only chat with my real gmail account, not my yourwildhorses one. and then you'd have my real name.

 

[Dalton]

You just give him that email address. What a bastard.


Fuck. Now I'm going to have to get more work done.

 

[Dalton]

i don't think he does

i'd add you to gmail but i only chat with my real gmail account, not my yourwildhorses one. and then you'd have my real name.

My name on that account is Joseph Smith.

 

[Dalton]

Pfan. Did you know about this? Were you aware?

 

[Dalton]

Wow. I definitely spend too much time on here. This news actually makes me sad.

 

[Varitek]

My name on that account is Joseph Smith.

yeah i'd chat with you but not under my real name. got aim?

 

[Varitek]

now nsw and i are discussing the fine art of bringing a woman to orgasm through manual stimulation.

 

[Dalton]

yeah i'd chat with you but not under my real name. got aim?

Yeah, but its my real name.

See the thing about manual stimulation is that each woman is pretty different in what they like. Actually each woman is pretty different in how they feel.

 

[Varitek]

Wow. I definitely spend too much time on here. This news actually makes me sad.

NoSpokenWords: He'll survive.
I will e-mail him .

 

[Varitek]

Yeah, but its my real name.

See the thing about manual stimulation is that each woman is pretty different in what they like. Actually each woman is pretty different in how they feel.

my aim is my last name

 

[Dalton]

Hey V, have you ever been with a woman?

 

[Varitek]

btw i wanna be cc'd on your email correspondance, so i can laugh my ass off at you two.

oh and on manual stimulation. we were discussing the forarm cramp and that pretty much always, not giving up is key, you have to have momentum and consistency for most women. hit the right spot and go. now finding the spot and how you treat it varies, but i'm pretty sure everyone likes an unbroken rhythm for the finish.

 

[Screwtape2]

My AIM is inaKafkatragedy if anyone wants to talk.

 

[Varitek]

Hey V, have you ever been with a woman?

no, well, made out with plenty (overnight camp!) and one once fingered me, but never done anything back. actually before that another tried to get me off but that was more dry humping.