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Old 10-26-2004, 10:21 AM   #1
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Sexercise For Losing Calorie

Sexercise For Losing Calories:

For many years it has been noted that sex was actually good
exercise but, until now, nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
content of different sexual activities. Now after considerable research,
we are proud to present the results.

Removing Her Clothing:
With her consent .............................. 12 Calories
Without her consent .........................1,287 Calories

Opening Her Bra:
With both hands ................................ 8 Calories
With one hand ..................................12 Calories
With your teeth .............................. 485 Calories
With false teeth ........................... 1,346 Calories

Putting On A Condom:
With an erection ............................... 6 Calories
Without an erection ........................ 3,315 Calories

Sexual Positions:
Missionary .................................... 12 Calories
Standing ..................................... 178 Calories
On the kitchen table ......................... 812 Calories
Doggy style .................................. 216 Calories
(With barking & yelping) ..................... 826 Calories
Swinging from a chandelier ................. 2,912 Calories

Orgasms:
Real ......................................... 112 Calories
Fake ........................................1,315 Calories

Post Coital:
Lying in bed hugging .......................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately ........................ 36 Calories
Explaining why you gotout of bed immediately.. 816 Calories

Attempting "Round 2" if you are:
20-29 years ................................... 36 Calories
30-39 years ................................... 80 Calories
40-49 years .................................. 124 Calories
50-59 years .................................1,972 Calories
60-69 years .................................7,916 Calories
70 and over ..................... Don't even think about it

Dressing Afterwards:
Calmly .........................................32 Calories
In a hurry .................................... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door ........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door ........13,521 Calories
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Old 10-26-2004, 12:12 PM   #2
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i seen these before

but still

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Sounds like a fun way to drop a few pounds.
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if thats true then I should have the body of a model
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Hmmm....nice reminder of the sex I'm not getting.

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I'm expanding my diet!
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altogether i burned 388 calories at lunch!
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oh so this explains why I haven't lost the weight!
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