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Old 05-18-2008, 02:08 AM   #451
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Although apparently they've found him
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Psh, he probably faked the abduction so he wouldn't have to go to work.

People have actually done that before. And then there's the woman who faked her abduction because she got cold feet right before her wedding.
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And then there's the woman who faked her abduction because she got cold feet right before her wedding.
Oh, fuck her. When I was in the US, that twat was all over the fucking news. I spent a rainy evening in a Boston hotel reading a book and watching the news, and ALL the news covered was that story and some severe local storms. I don't know how they managed to keep going on and on and on about her. It was mindless.
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Nah, they got him while he was delivering a pizza.



Faking an abduction to avoid work is nearly as stupid as the flight attendant who set a fire in a planes bathroom because he didn't want to fly to a particular destination.
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It's simple, if we focus on something utterly ridiculous and mindless, we can forget for the moment that our president is an idiot.
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I'm sorry, I'm going to hell, I know that. But that is a hilarious mental image.
"Hi, here's your pizza. One Hawaiian, one meatlovers."
"Nah, mate, we don't want your pizza. We want you."
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It's simple, if we focus on something utterly ridiculous and mindless, we can forget for the moment that our president is an idiot.


I later discovered all kinds of news had happened in the outside world. But nooo, let's go on about some storms and a stupid bimbo.
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"Hi, here's your pizza. One Hawaiian, one meatlovers."
"Nah, mate, we don't want your pizza. We want you."
That only happens in cheap porn.
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Faking an abduction to avoid work is nearly as stupid as the flight attendant who set a fire in a planes bathroom because he didn't want to fly to a particular destination.
What, was there an angry mob there intent on cannibalising him or something?
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Oh, fuck her. When I was in the US, that twat was all over the fucking news. I spent a rainy evening in a Boston hotel reading a book and watching the news, and ALL the news covered was that story and some severe local storms. I don't know how they managed to keep going on and on and on about her. It was mindless.
That's how it is here in this country ALL THE TIME, about anything.
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That only happens in cheap porn.
It's Auckland. Half the population's sole exposure to film is through cheap porn.
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What, was there an angry mob there intent on cannibalising him or something?
Are there many cannibals in Saskatchewan?
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It's Auckland. Half the population's sole exposure to film is through cheap porn.
Traditionally bootlegged, too.
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Are there many cannibals in Saskatchewan?
I imagine it's a way to pass those cold winter days locked at home. Wholesome family fun: eat the least-liked member.
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Traditionally bootlegged, too.
And sold by a Maori fellow from the back of his beaten up van that's packed with his kids out for a day with Dad.
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