send me a goshdarn email, kids!

[mad1]

whatza for babycakes?

or is it just that 'call from Maddie' thang?

 

[zonelistener]

I have a special gift for you!

I am waiting........

 

[mad1]

def email? oor PM

oh wait............ach is this that pic u promised me?

oh la la!






or are u just pulling my legs......(careful u dont pull them off now!)

 

[zonelistener]

Don't keep me waiting...I am losing patience.

 

[mad1]

dont have it baby

it wont show.

 

[zonelistener]

zonelistener@yahoo.....everyone knows it.

HURRY. Before it is too late.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Hey bear, I have a special chain email for you. If you pass it on to everyone you know, you will win a great cash prize.

If you don't... well, I don't have to tell you what will happen if you don't, do I?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

Hey bear, I have a special chain email for you. If you pass it on to everyone you know, you will win a great cash prize.

If you don't... well, I don't have to tell you what will happen if you don't, do I?

let me guess. if i dont, i will have bad luck for five years, terrible sex for the rest of my life, and a vast array of std's?

 

[Angela Harlem]

no bear, some poor amputee'd orphaned goat in botswana won't get life a saving kidney transplant.

but the answer is no.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

angela, youve already sent me three emails today. why would i expect another? christmas is half a year away.

 

[Angela Harlem]

but i want to give you a present!!

NOW!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

if you must.

 

[AliEnvy]

Your addy has been successfully added to an exhausting array of trivial, tasteless and tacky site mailing lists. Enjoy!

Oh and the nekkid pics you've been sending out to those who email you are now on kazaa.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

good. kazaa kills your computer, so if my deadly looks wont knock you dead, the program you used to get my pictures certainly will.

 

[ABEL]

good. kazaa kills your computer, so if my deadly looks wont knock you dead, the program you used to get my pictures certainly will.

i tried loading kazaa on my puter once and all I got was a virus so i took it off and i don't use it any more

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

kazaa blows ass