secret santa

[Zoomerang96]

explain to me how this is gonna work.

now, i'm not talking about anything real here. this is all make believe. nothing on the internet is real, folks, so let's keep that in mind.

lets DO THE SECRET SANTA. let's do him good and proper, if you know what i mean.

but how? i'm not sure. all i know is that we should, whatever it is that we should be doing.

so stop asking questions, and start giving me some answers.

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Maybe we should tie 'Santa' up and make him read some Kurt Vonnegut and Thomas Pynchon

 

[MrBrau1]

http://s9.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=7E5F5EED257E72518DE1BCFEC34299F6

Here ya go. Merry Xmas!

 

[melon]

Do the goddamn Secret Santa.

Melon

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Do the Evolution

 

[Sicy]

Santa is not a secret

 

[Zoomerang96]

of course he's a secret. why else would he be called secret santa?!

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

So that people with no lives can discuss the semantics of his name

 

[Sicy]

*throws Christmas confetti at you

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

*swallows confetti*

 

[Zoomerang96]

wait a minute!

that was my confetti, lemon. wanna know how i know? cause i got an MAIl masausuagje from s_g.!

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

You want it back? Here you go:

 

[Zoomerang96]

why'd you eat it anyway?

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

What the hell else does one do with confetti? Watch it fall and say, "wow. that was cool. The paper falls." ?

 

[Zoomerang96]

CHECK AND MATE.

i'll know better than to ask

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[UnforgettableLemon]

Word to your mother. But you can still have one of these as consolation:

 

[Sicy]

i got an MAIl masausuagje from s_g.!

 

[Zoomerang96]

mmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Millions (MILLIONS) of people around the world do not believe in Santa Claus, secret or not

you are offending their sensibilities. I demand political correctness.

 

[carrieluvv]

maybe it wasnt confetti- twas one of those special little pieces of paper that pack quite a wallop.

hmmm...i was involved in a secret santa plot one time at this bank i worked at ...where our customers couldnt be called customers ( it was a credit union) they had to be called members...
alot of the members acted like members too...not useful ones either.

anyway.....i gave really nice gifts to my receiver ...a nice box of candy one day and a brand new lovely tree ornament ...and then somethin else i dunno what...but the person who gave gifts to me ( which turned out to be my boss!) I SWEAR.....gave me something used
she gave me this snowman thing that had seashells on it...I just KNEW it was a discard!
DAMMIT@!

 

[Zoomerang96]

are you saying you're my secret santa, carrie?

 

[anitram]

I already spent $20 bucks on someone at work I don't even like, so I'm out this time around. Unless you want a re-gifted candle. I've got plenty of those.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Bad Santa has a secret in his pants.

Oh dear, that was a bad thing to say. Oh well.

 

[carrieluvv]

zoom.....ill never tell

did ya even get a tree this year...if not the ornament can be hung upon any rear view mirror , its complimentsthe BRAND NEW CAR I got for ya!!!!

alll that means is its the same colour blue as that matchbox car...

hmmmmmmmm.........

Kieran , i can think of worse things to say but i curbed myself....right then and there

idont expect to be well thought of i just dont wanna be despised
hee hee...so i tink i should edit myself..from mentioning othe r stuff

 

[Zoomerang96]

i demand it, carrie.

kieran, im gonna fish like a semen inside your ocean of pants.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

mia loved the confetti, lol

*throws Christmas confetti at you

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

i demand it, carrie.

kieran, im gonna fish like a semen inside your ocean of pants.

Now that was vulgar.

 

[Zoomerang96]

thank you.

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

 

[Zoomerang96]

huwahauch....

^shudder noise for future referance