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Old 06-21-2006, 02:49 PM   #16
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We should feel sorry for him and buy t-shirts because he squandered away all the money he made during Saved By The Bell and now can't pay for his house? Sorry If this were us, I seriously doubt that he would care.
Agreed. Maybe he should consider getting a job like the rest of us.
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Old 06-21-2006, 07:10 PM   #17
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If i was broke and needed to keep my house i wouldnt sell shirts lol.

I would release a song.
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:47 AM   #18
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NY Daily News

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may ring a 'Bell'

Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him.

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.
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do i see p0rn in his future?
So what are today's winning lotto numbers?
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So my question now is if Dustin is a member of Interference
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Ughhhhh that's gross!
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tmz.com has a "preview" of the video on their main page, if anyone actually wants to watch it.

"David Hans Schmidt, who has become famous in the sex tape industry by peddling videos featuring Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell and others, claims ownership to the Screech tape. It was shot in a hotel. Diamond is holding the camera and narrating, as he engages two women in various combinations and positions.

The tape begins with Diamond in a bathtub, narrating what's to come. It ends with Diamond introducing one of the women to a "Dirty Sanchez." Suffice it say, it is unbelievably graphic.

Schmidt is out shopping the tape and we're told it has been generating significant interest. What's unusual, we're told, is that some mainstream media companies are interesting in purchasing the rights."
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In better news - apparently screech is hung like a bull.

So, he's got that going for him...
That's NOT what I heard from a friend who dated him back in highschool. He was also a sleeze to my friend too. I should still have her homecomming picture with him around somewhere. I hope he's changed since then.
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That's NOT what I heard from a friend who dated him back in highschool. He was also a sleeze to my friend too. I should still have her homecomming picture with him around somewhere. I hope he's changed since then.
post it ! post it !
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