Schilling Delivers Top Ten list on Letterman

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Top Ten Secrets To The Boston Red Sox Comeback presented by Curt Schilling


10. Unlike the first three games, we didn't leave early to beat the traffic.

9. We put flu virus in Jeter's gatorade.

8. Let's just say Pete Rose made some phone calls for us.

7. We asked Pokey Reese to be a little less pokey.

6. It's not like we haven't won a big game before--it's just been 86 years.

5. Honestly, I think we were tired of hearing about the Patriots.

4. The messages of encouragement Martha sent on prison napkins.

3. We pretended the baseball was Letterman's head.

2. What'd you expect--we have a guy who looks like Jesus!

1. We got Babe Ruth's ghost a hooker and now everything's cool.
 
top 1 reason schilling wont win tonight

hes hurt and the cardinals will make him run and bunt
 
StlElevation said:
top 1 reason schilling wont win tonight

hes hurt and the cardinals will make him run and bunt

You can't bunt a split-finger fastball that hits the dirt a foot in front of home plate.
 
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