Sandy Balls Holiday Centre Superthread

[Slopsy]

See Charlotte, the universe is clearly trying to tell you something.

It better not happen again tomorrow. I paid $6 to nearly catch on fire.

Also I love how a swimming pool can apparently catch fire. (Ok it was probably in the gym part, but STILL.)

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Eep, thunder. Looks like the rest of the sexy lady photos will have to take a raincheck. Gonna shut down so I don't fry ANOTHER PC.

Later guys

 

[Slopsy]

The thunder here has gone away.

See ya, Chass!

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, Chass!

Right now, Chass is the third highest poster in Sandy Balls. Been a long while since she's been that high in a thread!

 

[major_panic]

Hey guys, I went and exercised today, and nothing caught on fire!

 

[Slopsy]

Hey guys, I went and exercised today, and nothing caught on fire!

Please teach me your secrets.

 

[major_panic]

Please teach me your secrets.

Didn't you know that fire is Sinophobic?!

 

[major_panic]

Also, Ax and I have decided that we should make a show like Top Gear, except it'd just be the two of us reviewing books. It'd be Most Excellent.

 

[Slopsy]

Also, Ax and I have decided that we should make a show like Top Gear, except it'd just be the two of us reviewing books. It'd be Most Excellent.

I'd watch it.

 

[Axver]

Also, Ax and I have decided that we should make a show like Top Gear, except it'd just be the two of us reviewing books. It'd be Most Excellent.

Next time we're at Borders, we should bring a video, film us hanging shit on books, and post it on YouTube.

Also, did you read back and see that I linked the thread to the official website of North Korea?

 

[major_panic]

I'd watch it.

You should've seen us today. I think everyone else in Borders were equal parts shocked, horrified and awesomified.

 

[Axver]

You should've seen us today. I think everyone else in Borders were equal parts shocked, horrified and awesomified.

I just wish we'd had an audience to applaud us when we put that Hitler's Wimmenz book beside Left Behind.

 

[major_panic]

Next time we're at Borders, we should bring a video, film us hanging shit on books, and post it on YouTube.

Also, did you read back and see that I linked the thread to the official website of North Korea?

YES I just saw it... it still wins epic lulz every time I see it.

So, when's our trip to the Friendly Democratic People's Republic of Korea?

 

[major_panic]

YES I just saw it... it still wins epic lulz every time I see it.

So, when's our trip to the Friendly Democratic People's Republic of Korea?

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN USE PAYPAL TO PAY FOR ONE OF THEIR GUlDED TOURS

 

[Axver]

U2 to visit Switzerland in 2010 - U2gigs.com

Fucking hell, U2/Live Nation/whoever.

 

[Axver]

So, when's our trip to the Friendly Democratic People's Republic of Korea?

Soon as we can afford it? They have trains and trams I want to photograph!

... wonder how they'd appreciate me waving around an SLR?

 

[major_panic]

Oh, if anyone gets bored, could you review Band of Skulls' Baby Darling Doll Face Honey for me? I don't know if I like it or not. It's very pseudo-White Stripes.

 

[Axver]

I've not so much as heard of it.

I see you found our new favourite EYKIW thread.

 

[cobl04]

I've not so much as heard of it.

I see you found our new favourite EYKIW thread.

i don't know if it's the one you're talking about, but can i just say i thought that JM saying the "Joshua Tree of vaginas" was pretty fucking funny

 

[Axver]

i don't know if it's the one you're talking about, but can i just say i thought that JM saying the "Joshua Tree of vaginas" was pretty fucking funny

That's the one! I reckon it makes him look like a complete twunt, but in a truly hilarious way.

 

[cobl04]

oh it does, no doubt about that, but fuck me i laughed. it was a damn funny call.

not brave enough to say it in the thread though.

it's almost as good as the monthly "my friend rekons u2 sux wtf how can she say that they r so good im so fukin pissed off wanna commit murder" threads.

 

[cobl04]

i'll bet good money
bet some beautiful money
that we could agree with anybody here to disagree
that we could get up from the table
and nobody would know
you could leave your mouth talking and
follow me out the window
i've idled here as long as i can
i've taken my entertainment like a man
i'm all ribbons, scissors, flowers and shaking hands

i'm just a name in a black book attached to a face
at the back of your memory's window display
it's on the tip of your tongue i'm sure
but i must away

must be good to know people who know so many people
must be good to be somebody good to be somebody they know
and the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends
i'm sure we'll all be
and the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends
i'm sure we'll remain

die here in out deckchairs
surrounded by beautiful shoes
or hide out with me
at the bottom of a swimming pool
climb the tower to the bell curve
that cuts a soul so clean
or shoot out sharpened arrows at their family trees

'cos i know no quicker way dear
to the shiny gates of hell
than a room full of handsome devils
comparing everything to everything else

they just keep coming on like a driverless train
i can think of nothing adorable to say
it's half past the hour it looks like rain
do you like me, can i go now?

at the end of the yellow brick drive nobody waits for us
on our backs on the roof of the car watch the switchboard lighting up

and the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends
i'm sure we'll all be
and the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends
i'm sure we'll remain

and don't worry baby i won't let this ship go down without us
and don't worry baby they won't let this ship go down without us

i'll bet good money
bet some beautiful money...

 

[Axver]

it's almost as good as the monthly "my friend rekons u2 sux wtf how can she say that they r so good im so fukin pissed off wanna commit murder" threads.

It's been too long since we've had one of those!

 

[Slopsy]

I went for a swim. I didn't catch on fire.

Charlotte 1, Glenfield Pools 0.

 

[Axver]

You are a winner.

Well, except for not getting money back yesterday.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Yo

 

[Slopsy]

Sup Chass. Sup boobs.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

We're good

 

[Slopsy]

Good. Always like to know things are well with the twins.

 

[Slopsy]

Sometimes I'm really tempted to dye my hair black again. But then I remember how the blonde regrowth made me look bald.