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Old 11-27-2002, 05:12 AM   #121
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i wrote you a sh*t house poem

your pretty field
with all the pretty flowers
i want to run over you
with a combine harvester
sailing on the ocean
beautiful sunset with you,
you make me forget/not see
the big fat oil slick
we sail on
i try not to drown you
in the oil slick
all odes mention roses
i want to stick thorns
up your nose
if you would just
stop picking it
your puppy dog eyes
you smell like dog fart
you have dog breath
too

go away
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:35 PM   #122
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What lip balm should I use?
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Old 11-27-2002, 03:30 PM   #123
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what takes you so long to answer questions?
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Old 11-27-2002, 03:53 PM   #124
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do you have any brothers or sisters?

do you dream in color or black and white?

do you sing in the shower?
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Old 11-27-2002, 07:40 PM   #125
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Originally posted by Angela Harlem
i wrote you a sh*t house poem

your pretty field
with all the pretty flowers
i want to run over you
with a combine harvester
sailing on the ocean
beautiful sunset with you,
you make me forget/not see
the big fat oil slick
we sail on
i try not to drown you
in the oil slick
all odes mention roses
i want to stick thorns
up your nose
if you would just
stop picking it
your puppy dog eyes
you smell like dog fart
you have dog breath
too

go away
ok, hold on here. i think im catching a drift.

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Old 11-27-2002, 07:42 PM   #126
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What lip balm should I use?
is that the stuff you put on your lips so that you can kiss guys with lubrication?

if so, cant you just go to a shop and get some grease?

or is there at least a chicken delight around your parts?

sorry it took so long. my apologies _*BOO_M_CHAA!*_
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Old 11-27-2002, 07:45 PM   #127
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do you have any brothers or sisters?

do you dream in color or black and white?

do you sing in the shower?
1. i have a brother who is 8 years younger than my parents son the elder.

2. ive only dreamt in colour but since so often i dream about night, i guess often those dreams are in black and white.

3. i dont sing in the shower. i dont communicate with people. i do not allow them be fully aware of my existance. its quite disturbing to me that not only do store sensors not sense my entrance, but automatic doors dont either. noone else that ive seen has the problem. its like im not here.

i would like to think that this makes me special.
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Old 11-27-2002, 07:50 PM   #128
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would you insult me one last time before i leave? and make it a good one at that. my therapist says he doesn't have sufficient material these last couple days.

why won't you let me love you?
is it because i am 1/4 German?
why should i choo choo choose to insult you? you are a perfectly beautiful woman. rather, its your attitude, ego, personality, and looks that i despise.

why do you see a therapist to make fun of you? doesnt that cost money?

i wont let you love me?

your 1/4 german?
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Old 11-28-2002, 12:27 AM   #129
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1.) Is this the most bizarre thread ever on Interference?

2.) Why haven't you answered my PM?

3.) Are you for real?

4.) What kind of hockey gear do you prefer--JOFA, Bauer, etc.? I'm a big hockey fan and actually care about these things.

5.) Do you, like me, think Simon Gagne is overrated?
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Old 11-28-2002, 12:43 AM   #130
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Old 11-28-2002, 01:16 AM   #131
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1.) Is this the most bizarre thread ever on Interference?

2.) Why haven't you answered my PM?

3.) Are you for real?

4.) What kind of hockey gear do you prefer--JOFA, Bauer, etc.? I'm a big hockey fan and actually care about these things.

5.) Do you, like me, think Simon Gagne is overrated?
oh MAN!!! that is wicked!!!

ok ill answer the first questions first...

1. no this is not bizarre.

2. i DID answer your message YESTERDAY. or are you giving me the stories for boys treatment?

3. im not sure yet.

4. this. this is the mother of all questions ever asked of me at interference. i follow this almost more than the players stats themselves!!!! i have followed equipment on players for as long as i can remember. great great question.

now what are my favs? easton. without doubt. i have all easton stuff and its fantastic. the new easton sticks are great, and i could go on and on...id go with everything easton, with a bauer helmet, oakley visor, maybe bauer 7000 skates, cause im getting them for free (a bit used) from a good friend of mine who plays in the western hockey league in canada.

i have nike skates now, i bought them in grade 11, so i guess 4 years ago. that was before i *cough ahem payed closer attention to the details of sweatshop behaviour.

bauer is owned by nike... did you know that?

what kind of equipement do you like? i DETESTE jofa, and itech helmets. how could bertuzzi switch to such a shitty hat?!!?!

5. being canadian, no i dont think hes over-rated. hes having a tough year like pavel bure. they'll both pull out sooner or later.
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Old 11-28-2002, 01:18 AM   #132
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Nobody likes you.
not true, *_<Ghetto_FABULOUS>_* enjoys my presence.
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Old 11-28-2002, 02:17 AM   #133
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why should i choo choo choose to insult you? you are a perfectly beautiful woman. rather, its your attitude, ego, personality, and looks that i despise.
not bad. but these insults are clearly not up to your potential...so i give you the

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your 1/4 german?
1/4 german
1/4 austrian
1/4 cuban
1/8 varied heritage (including scottish, native american, etc.)
1 bad attitude
1 inflated ego
1 crappy personality
and looks that only a mother could love
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....mix these ingredients together and you have me
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Old 11-28-2002, 06:54 AM   #134
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Is it possible to carry illegal substances in your bum over seas? If so, I may require your assistance...
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Old 11-28-2002, 09:57 AM   #135
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Rumour is, you have a mangina...true?

If you came to the edge of a cliff and saw that three animals were hanging on for their lives about to fall at any minute. These animals include
a Ferrot, a platypuss, and a duck.
you can only save one.

what will you do? why?
do you suppose there is pyshcological significance to your answer.
what is it?

don't you like to wash your face in the toilet?
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