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i wrote you a sh*t house poem

your pretty field
with all the pretty flowers
i want to run over you
with a combine harvester
sailing on the ocean
beautiful sunset with you,
you make me forget/not see
the big fat oil slick
we sail on
i try not to drown you
in the oil slick
all odes mention roses
i want to stick thorns
up your nose
if you would just
stop picking it
your puppy dog eyes
you smell like dog fart
you have dog breath
too

go away
:grumpy:
 
do you have any brothers or sisters?

do you dream in color or black and white?

do you sing in the shower?
 
Angela Harlem said:
i wrote you a sh*t house poem

your pretty field
with all the pretty flowers
i want to run over you
with a combine harvester
sailing on the ocean
beautiful sunset with you,
you make me forget/not see
the big fat oil slick
we sail on
i try not to drown you
in the oil slick
all odes mention roses
i want to stick thorns
up your nose
if you would just
stop picking it
your puppy dog eyes
you smell like dog fart
you have dog breath
too

go away
:grumpy:

ok, hold on here. i think im catching a drift.

words of wisdom are actually never spoken but delivered.
 
*BOOMCHAA!* said:
What lip balm should I use?

is that the stuff you put on your lips so that you can kiss guys with lubrication?

if so, cant you just go to a shop and get some grease?

or is there at least a chicken delight around your parts?

sorry it took so long. my apologies _*BOO_M_CHAA!*_
 
Screaming Flower said:
do you have any brothers or sisters?

do you dream in color or black and white?

do you sing in the shower?

1. i have a brother who is 8 years younger than my parents son the elder.

2. ive only dreamt in colour but since so often i dream about night, i guess often those dreams are in black and white.

3. i dont sing in the shower. i dont communicate with people. i do not allow them be fully aware of my existance. its quite disturbing to me that not only do store sensors not sense my entrance, but automatic doors dont either. noone else that ive seen has the problem. its like im not here.

i would like to think that this makes me special.
 
TripThruUreWires said:
would you insult me one last time before i leave? and make it a good one at that. my therapist says he doesn't have sufficient material these last couple days.

why won't you let me love you?
is it because i am 1/4 German?

why should i choo choo choose to insult you? you are a perfectly beautiful woman. rather, its your attitude, ego, personality, and looks that i despise.

why do you see a therapist to make fun of you? doesnt that cost money?

i wont let you love me? :sexywink:

your 1/4 german?
 
1.) Is this the most bizarre thread ever on Interference?

2.) Why haven't you answered my PM? ;)

3.) Are you for real?

4.) What kind of hockey gear do you prefer--JOFA, Bauer, etc.? I'm a big hockey fan and actually care about these things.

5.) Do you, like me, think Simon Gagne is overrated?
 
paxetaurora said:
1.) Is this the most bizarre thread ever on Interference?

2.) Why haven't you answered my PM? ;)

3.) Are you for real?

4.) What kind of hockey gear do you prefer--JOFA, Bauer, etc.? I'm a big hockey fan and actually care about these things.

5.) Do you, like me, think Simon Gagne is overrated?

oh MAN!!! that is wicked!!!

ok ill answer the first questions first...

1. no this is not bizarre.

2. i DID answer your message YESTERDAY. :| or are you giving me the stories for boys treatment?

3. im not sure yet.

4. this. this is the mother of all questions ever asked of me at interference. i follow this almost more than the players stats themselves!!!! i have followed equipment on players for as long as i can remember. great great question.

now what are my favs? easton. without doubt. i have all easton stuff and its fantastic. the new easton sticks are great, and i could go on and on...id go with everything easton, with a bauer helmet, oakley visor, maybe bauer 7000 skates, cause im getting them for free (a bit used) from a good friend of mine who plays in the western hockey league in canada.

i have nike skates now, i bought them in grade 11, so i guess 4 years ago. that was before i *cough ahem payed closer attention to the details of sweatshop behaviour.

bauer is owned by nike... :| did you know that?

what kind of equipement do you like? i DETESTE jofa, and itech helmets. how could bertuzzi switch to such a shitty hat?!!?!

5. being canadian, no i dont think hes over-rated. hes having a tough year like pavel bure. they'll both pull out sooner or later.
 
Zoomerang96 said:


why should i choo choo choose to insult you? you are a perfectly beautiful woman. rather, its your attitude, ego, personality, and looks that i despise.

not bad. but these insults are clearly not up to your potential...so i give you the :down:

your 1/4 german?

1/4 german
1/4 austrian
1/4 cuban
1/8 varied heritage (including scottish, native american, etc.)
1 bad attitude
1 inflated ego
1 crappy personality
and looks that only a mother could love
---------
....mix these ingredients together and you have me
 
Rumour is, you have a mangina...true?

If you came to the edge of a cliff and saw that three animals were hanging on for their lives about to fall at any minute. These animals include
a Ferrot, a platypuss, and a duck.
you can only save one.

what will you do? why?
do you suppose there is pyshcological significance to your answer.
what is it?

don't you like to wash your face in the toilet?
 
Zoomerang96 said:


2. i DID answer your message YESTERDAY. :| or are you giving me the stories for boys treatment?


Yeah, but I PMd you on Tuesday morning (I think).

Oh well, it ain't no thang.

New question: did my awesome question about hockey equipment win the deathbear Seal of Approval? ;)
 
*BOOMCHAA!* said:
will you write my essay for me?:hyper:

do you think my Christmas tree is pretty?:hyper:

why so hyper? you have a thing for me dont you? thats ok, i dont mind. :wink:

sorry.

anyway, what essay?

and what christmas tree?
 
Zoomerang96 said:


why so hyper? you have a thing for me dont you? thats ok, i dont mind. :wink:

sorry.

anyway, what essay?

and what christmas tree?



:sexywink:

My essay and my christmas tree.

are you leaving as of tomorrow?
 
its december 1 and im posting...how odd.

anyway, boomcha, hello. you will find out soon enough i suppose, yes? :sexywink:

your a lovely lady. thank you.

giant lemon you have absolutely no idea what my body looks like.

i wont hold it against you either :sexywink:

basstrap i will miss u2, when theyve broken up down the road. :sexywink:
 
ya, you know i did read that...in two different threads. its still odd though, regardless.

as for other peoples threads, they simply arent good. i believe 100 percent of the people here would agree that they only read and reply to my threads, while everyone elses just lack that certain punch.

im extremely good looking.
 
my posts have more punch than your looks.
you agree with that.
did you even like my poem? your reply made no sense. so you will have to state your position again. that poem took a whole 3 long arduous mind taxing minutes to write.
 
why are you so extremely good looking?

why don't you like to be touched?

why are your threads just so darn great?
 
Angela Harlem said:
my posts have more punch than your looks.
you agree with that.
did you even like my poem? your reply made no sense. so you will have to state your position again. that poem took a whole 3 long arduous mind taxing minutes to write.

yes i like it. sorry.

anyone else have their computers freeze whenever they go to interference?

its great really. brand new computer, ive already to format it once, and now it acts up whenever im here and listening to music.

screaming flower, i chose not to run.

boomcha i know your a lady because of your signature. i can also tell that your a pleban, which in all honesty, frightens me.
 
shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty

Zoomerang96 said:


boomcha i know your a lady because of your signature. i can also tell that your a pleban, which in all honesty, frightens me.


Yes......only a PLEBAN would have "BONO FALL" as a signature.
There is nothing to be scared of.......I don't bite...hard:evil:
 
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