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Old 08-02-2008, 05:59 AM   #676
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Thanks for blowing it for me. What if it had been a draw?

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Old 08-02-2008, 06:00 AM   #677
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*ahem*


It's ok, I've been checking out the new facebook

Hi Ali!


Sorry! I didn't realise you were still here...

super dooper special EXTRA for you!

There's a new facebook now?! Dear gods, I never could be bothered with the old one... *argh*
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:00 AM   #678
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can i see the purity questions which need revision
Here's what I have so far. I'm guessing it's entirely plausible you may be able to answer all but about four or five of these!

Have you ...
1. had a date?
2. had a blind date?
3. held hands?
4. danced cheek-to-cheek?
5. kissed an MOS?
6. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
7. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position?
8. French kissed?
9. made out?
10. had or given a hickey/love bite?
11. seen a post-pubescent MOS naked?
12. been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?
13. viewed pornography of any description?
14. taken pornographic pictures of yourself or had such pictures taken?
15. shared them with at least one other person?
16. posted them publicly online?
14. created erotica with any medium?
15. seen a stripper?
16. had an erection, clitoral erection?
17. had an orgasm?
18. masturbated?
19. … at least three times in one day?
20. masturbated with another person in the room?
21. watched another person masturbate?
22. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
23. had a longterm boyfriend or girlfriend?
24. been engaged or married?
25. massaged, been massaged by an MOS?
26. caressed or kissed an MOS’s thigh?
27. fondled a girl's breasts, had your breasts fondled?
28. fondled an MOS’s buttocks?
29. fondled an MOS's genitals?
30. had your genitals fondled?
31. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?
32. manipulated an MOS to orgasm?
33. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with an MOS?
34. gone skinny dipping?
35. undressed or been undressed by an MOS?
36. dry-humped (frottage)?
37. had sexual intercourse?
38. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
39. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
40. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
41. had sexual intercourse outdoors?
42. had sexual intercourse in a public place?
43. had sexual intercourse in a car, train, plane, or other form of transport?
44. had sexual intercourse with three or more people separately?
45. … with ten or more people separately?
46. had group sex?
47. had anal intercourse?
48. had phone sex?
49. had cybersex?
50. travelled over 100 kilometres for the sole purpose of intercourse?
51. impregnated a woman or been pregnant?
52. had an abortion; had a foetus you fathered aborted?
53. purchased/used contraceptives?
54. used a form of sexual lubricant?
55. bought/used a sex toy?
56. improvised regular household items as sex toys?
57. slept in the same bed as an MOS?
58. engaged in cunnilingus?
59. engaged in fellatio?
60. gone 69?
61. engaged in bondage?
62. engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?
63. worn fetish clothing?
64. engaged in transvestitism?
65. committed an act of voyeurism?
66. committed an act of exhibitionism (e.g. streaking, flashing)?
67. had an STD test?
68. had an STD?
69. smoked tobacco?
70. smoked pot or hashish?
71. abused legal medication?
72. used cocaine or speed?
73. used LSD, PCP, Ecstacy, heroin, or mushrooms?
74. used four or more recreational drugs in one night?
75. grown or produced illegal substances?
76. been arrested?
77. been convicted of a crime?
78. got a tattoo?
79. got a piercing, excluding standard ear piercings?
80. had an alcoholic drink?
81. tried at least five different kinds of alcoholic drinks?
82. bought alcohol underage, or been served alcohol at a licenced establishment while underage?
83. been drunk?
84. … before 5pm?
85. had a hangover?
86. participated in a drinking game?
87. used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?
88. vomited due to alcohol consumption?
89. … in a public place?
90. lost consciousness due to drinking?
91. … in a public place?
92. done something with the specific purpose of lowering your purity score or used this test as inspiration for activities?
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oh noes the umpiring here
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:00 AM   #680
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Let me guess: Channel 9's idiots?
Fux Sports.

Ha, that was an AFL play from the Warriors.
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:01 AM   #681
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Ooooh. I like it when men bow down to me.

Polish my boots while you're down there.
I think my hair makes a better mop than polishing cloth.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Speaking of improvised items... I heard a story about someone who left a... shall we say, used banana, lying around which was seen by visitors.

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Old 08-02-2008, 06:03 AM   #683
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Fux Sports.
Ah, well, either way, bound to be shit.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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ax you have a problem .



there are only 2 things on that list i have not done.
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:03 AM   #685
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Also, why won't my computer recognise this CD?! *kicks it*

And when did Ax become a Tigers supporter? Or are you just a Geelong detractor?
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I'm not sure mushrooms and Ecstacy should be in the same category as heroin...
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Ugh. This is a cripple fight.
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I think my hair makes a better mop than polishing cloth.
Kinky


(I edited a photo of said boots into that post, btw )
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And is this test still not catering for same-sex partnerships?
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I don't even care about the result at the moment. I'm going to need a drink after this game just because of sheer crapness.
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